The Pokémon Goofing Around

The experience of countless people with lofty ideals tells us that although the return of light and return of light can make a person rejuvenate and change his life in a short period of time, what is changed is the life of others. The return of light and return of light itself will not be interrupted, and after the end of return of light and return of light, it will not be interrupted. Death is not far away.

Hearing Song Shuangyu say that he was returning to the light, Xia Hu laughed and said: "Returning to the light? What are you talking nonsense about? Do you think that is the return of the light?"

Song Shuangyu glanced at the students who were already hiding away: "Isn't it right? Even if you evolve, the gap cannot be smoothed out. It's just about extending your life. What's the difference between it and returning to the light?"

Xia Hunao took off the backpack from his back: "Really? I don't think so. I think I just revealed a life-threatening trump card. Besides, I have been grinding your blood since the beginning of the battle." , Guagua isn’t hurt at all.”

Xia Hunao was telling the truth. From the beginning of the battle, only Guagua was consuming Charizard's HP bit by bit. Charizard's attacks basically missed Xia Hunao's Guagua.The only indiscriminate bombing that was sure to hit was completely ineffective because Guagua was under the protection of the evolutionary halo. Guagua probably didn't even lose [-]% of his health. To a certain extent, the two sides were still on the same starting line. of.

Xia Hunao opened his backpack and took out a needleless syringe: "Song, do you know what this thing is?"

Song Shuangyu was stunned when he saw the syringe in Xia Hunao's hand: "Isn't it just a syringe? Is there anything strange about it? Are you planning to inject some illegal drugs into the Koga Ninja? You don't think this will be useful."

Shen Yu, who was standing next to Xia Hunao, quickly held Xia Hunao's hand: "No, it's illegal to inject elves with stimulants and other things. Although the classmates in the school will not betray you, the person surnamed Song across the street It’s different.”

Song Shuangyu took out his mobile phone: "Come on, if you can, just do it. I'll let you do it. I'll call the police after you finish doing it. You don't have to worry about your woman. No matter you lose or you go in, I will do it." I will take good care of this woman for you."

Xia Hunao looked at the syringe in his hand, and kindly took out the liquid in the syringe and shook it: "Really, have you ever seen a banned drug of this color?"

Seeing the liquid medicine that Xia Hunao took out, even the students who had hid a little further away all looked over: "What is that?"

"I don't know, I've never seen a potion of this color before."

"Don't talk about potions, you haven't seen anything pink and glowing in drinks, right? What is this?"

Xia Hunao just took out the liquid, shook it, and put it back into the syringe: "How's it going, Song Shuangyu, you've never used such banned drugs, have you?"

Song Shuangyu replied subconsciously: "I have indeed never used it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Song Shuangyu knew something was wrong and quickly shut up, but other people present had already heard the words: "Did you hear that? Song Shuangyu also used banned drugs."

"Yeah, it turns out he's less of a thing than we thought."

Xia Hu laughed and laughed very happily: "Let me tell you, in addition to Song Rusi, you were able to obtain the proof of being a king-level trainer because you also used banned drugs. No wonder your cooperation with Charizard is so poor. Not even as good as me and Guagua.”

Xia Hunao's words are meant to make people angry. Although the cooperation between Song Shuangyu and Charizard is indeed not very good, and there is indeed a gap compared with the cooperation between Xia Hunao and Guagua, Xia Hunao even makes himself special. Low, bringing it down to the same level as his classmates would be a bit heartbreaking.

"Oh, so what if I just used banned drugs? I am now the king-level trainer of Minglong Kingdom. After I deal with you, I will no longer stay in Minglong Kingdom. But what about you? You have to be right too. Do elves use forbidden drugs?”

Shen Yu held Xia Hunao's hand with more strength: "This man named Song has gone crazy. You can't be like him."

Hearing what Shen Yu said, Song Shuangyu smiled calmly: "Crazy? Yes, I am crazy. I have been crazy since he killed my father!"

Xia Hunao was stunned when he heard this, and then made his own judgment: "Why did you only talk about Song Rusi and not Song Zifu? Could it be that Song Zifu is not your son?"

Xia Hunao's tone was very relaxed but he successfully hit the mark: "You are right, Song Zifu is not my son, he is the bitch in our family and someone else's son. Whether he dies or not actually has nothing to do with me. .Isn’t it just a son? If you have the first one, you can have the second one!”

Speaking of this, Xia Hunao seemed to be able to understand Song Shuangyu's thoughts: "I understand, if Song Rusi doesn't die, you will have him as a backstage, right? But Song Rusi died suddenly, and you can no longer be the second generation ancestor, so that's why So be it. But I can tell you some not-so-good news."

As he said that, Xia Hunao looked at Song Shuangyu with pitiful eyes: "Well, actually, you and Song Zifu should be half-brothers. This is the news that I found out with great difficulty."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"To be honest, you actually have nothing to do with Song Rusi. On the contrary, Song Zifu is related by blood to Song Shuangyu. I don't need to say more about the rest."

Shen Yu was already confused by the chaotic relationship between the Song family: "So what you mean is..."

Xia Hunao touched his head: "Okay, stop thinking. This will damage your brain. Even if you want to learn bad things, you should do it elsewhere."

Song Shuangyu was a little confused by this sudden news, but now that things have developed like this, Xia Hunao took out something unspeakable like banned drugs from his mouth, and couldn't let him go no matter what he said: "Who is who?" It doesn’t matter, I can’t let you go no matter what I say today, don’t you also have banned drugs? Use it!”

"You can't be like him. He's crazy, but you can't be crazy. What should I do if you're crazy?"

Xia Hunao gently opened Shen Yu's hand: "Are you crazy? Then go crazy. This battle is already like this. Since only madmen can win, let's see which one is crazier."

As he said that, Xia Hunao directly stuck the syringe on his wrist: "Song, although the alliance explicitly prohibits the use of banned drugs on elves, if a trainer injects himself with banned drugs, the alliance cannot control it. What's more, This is not a banned drug, but a serum."

Seeing Xia Hunao directly injecting the strange pink liquid into his own blood vessels, everyone present was stunned. Even the system was dumbfounded: "You, where did you get this? You can't eat it." You can’t eat it randomly, and you can’t take medicine randomly either!”

Xia Hunan smiled and said: "This is a tube of blood that I drew from Mengmei at Manying Shrine. Mengmei told me that if you dilute this thing a little bit and take it, it can increase my ability to cooperate with Guagua. But now I don’t have the time, so I took a slightly drastic approach.”

"Are you going too far? Aren't you afraid of some kind of rejection reaction? Oral administration and injection are two different things. Besides, even if nothing happens to you, you drew blood directly from Mian Meng, so you just Aren’t you afraid of Sister Meng’s revenge?”

Xia Hunao pouted: "Let's talk about it then. Anyway, Meng Meng and I are accomplices, so I don't care anymore."

As he spoke, Xia Hunao felt that his whole body's blood was aching, and he began to feel a little bit weird: "Oh, this, is this a near-complete bondage transformation? Xiaoyu, stay away. "

Chen Yu obediently took two steps back, and Xia Hunao stepped hard with his right foot: "Quack!"

Guagua followed Xia's wild roar, and a rapidly rotating water ball appeared around the bodies of humans and elves at the same time. Guagua once again entered the state of bondage and transformation.

"Damn it, did you overestimate your physical fitness? Your heart is beating so fast... Guagua, flying water shuriken!"

As he spoke, Xia Hunao drew a circle with his right hand from bottom to top in front of his eyes, and Guagua's movements were synchronized with it. The only difference was that a water shuriken quickly condensed in Guagua's hand.

Seeing Xia Hunao and Guagua's two water balls, Song Shuangyu instinctively felt something was wrong: "Fire-breathing dragon, fly up to distance yourself, and spray flames from the air!"

Xia Hunan's eyes were fixed on the fire-breathing dragon in the sky: "Is it useful to fly? Go ahead, shuriken."

As he spoke, Xia Hunao waved his right hand, and the shuriken in Guagua's hand shot out, passing through the fine rain curtain and hitting the fire-breathing dragon in the sky.Although a flying water shuriken could not directly tear Charizard's wings to shreds, the high-speed rotation still succeeded in making Charizard feel pain on its right wing.The fire-breathing dragon that could not flap its wings naturally could not fly in the sky and had to fall to the ground.

Looking at the fire-breathing dragon on the ground, Xia Hunao sneered: "What's the difference between a fire-breathing dragon that can't fly and a lizard on the ground? But in order to prevent you from flying up quickly, I took your wing. Guagua, Shadow Doppelgänger.”

Guagua followed his words and split into dozens of clones, galloping towards the fire-breathing dragon that had landed on the ground. Xia Hunao patted his chest gently with both hands: "Evil Wave."

All the Guagua put their hands on their chests at the same time, and black and purple balls gathered in front of Guagua.Xia Hunao lightly touched his right hand with his left hand and then pushed his right hand out suddenly.The croaks also placed the ball of evil wave in their right hands, and then pushed their right hands towards the wings of the fire-breathing dragon.

The wave of evil tore at the dragon's wings that had just been hit by the flying water shuriken. The fire-breathing dragon slapped his left paw directly. "What a quick response."

A thunder exploded between the two people again, and this farce-like battle was finally about to reach its final climax.