The Pokémon Goofing Around

Let's give classmate Xia Hunao a slow motion. When Xia Hunao heard Mu Zhishui say that there was a cliff at his feet, he glanced down quickly, and then a smile appeared on his face.Then the whole person fell freely into the sea.

Fortunately, although it is said to be a cliff, the height is actually only a little over the third floor. If a person falls into the water from a height of ten meters, although he may be slightly injured, he will not die.For Xia Hunao, who had died once, it was already a small matter.

Xia Hunao's whole body was shot into the sea sideways, making a huge splash, quite like a fish fry team.Mu Zhishui looked down from the cliff: "Are you okay? Wait a minute, I will go and rescue you right away!"

Xia Hunao stuck his head out of the water: "I'm fine, I'm still alive!"

When Mu Zhishui ran all the way from the path to the beach, he saw a Lapras playing with Xia in its mouth.Xia Hunao was not dissatisfied at all with being held in his mouth, and looked at Laplace with a flattering look on his face: "Laplace, my friend is here, you can put me down now."

When Laplace saw Mu Zhishui standing on the beach, he threw Xia Hunao on the beach, and the whole elf happily went towards Mu Zhishui.Facts have proved that girls, especially beautiful girls, are more popular with elves.

Xia Hunao got up from the beach and spit out the sand in his mouth: "Laplace, how could you do this? My health is very poor, what should I do if I fall and break it?"

Laplace's eyes were wandering. Who would believe that you were in poor health even if you fried fish on a ten-meter platform?Besides, I've seen a lot of male trainers like you, Lapras. Don't you just pretend to be weak and hug the thigh of a kind-hearted female trainer?

If Xia Hunao knew what Laplace was thinking, he would be shocked. This elf has a lot of life experience, but what has he seen before...

Mu Zhishui pulled the lovely Laplace to sit on the ground and asked Xia Hunan, who was looking at the shell on Laplace's back: "So what did you think of just now? Are you so happy?"

Xia Hunao took out his cell phone from his pocket: "I'm telling you, I thought of a way to get home."

As he said that, Xia Hunao pressed the power button of his phone. When there was no response, Xia Hunao threw the phone on the beach and then stepped on it twice: "What is this thing? Is it broken?"

Mu Zhishui was stunned for a moment as Xia Nao was violently repairing the phone: "Did the phone get wet? It shouldn't be broken like that."

"I don't know, forget it, I'll draw it for you. Look, this is Manying, and our location is almost here."

As he spoke, Xia Hunao picked up a stone from the beach, drew a diagonal line directly on the ground, and cut a knife across the middle of the diagonal line to represent their current location.Then he clicked a lot of dots under the diagonal line, and drew another line at the end of the dots: "These should be the island chain between Manying and our Minglong Kingdom. At the end of the island chain is our Nanming island."

Although Mu Zhishui can understand the map that Xia Hunao drew casually, your map is completely represented by lines and has no strategic depth at all, so it's better not to show it off.

Ki Shisui took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "Well, let's use my mobile phone."

Xia Hunao also knew that he had no talent for painting. As far as abstract painting was concerned, he believed that he was taught by the famous artist Kandinsky, but if "Old Kang" knew that he had such an apprentice, he would jump out of the grave and strangle him to death.

Holding Mu Zhishui's mobile phone, Xia Hunao zoomed in on a world map without limit: "Look, let's go south from here to the southernmost tip of Manying Continent, and then follow this island chain to If we go south, we can return to our Nanming Island in a few days, in which case we will be home."

Hearing that Xia Hu came up with such an idea, Mu Zhishui nodded: "Although the method is a good one, how can we get there?"

Xia Hunuo pointed at Laplace who was still basking in the sunset on the beach: "What do you think, of course you should take the Laplace. Although this island chain is very long, it is compared to the one that directly spans Minglong and Manchu. As far as the sea between Sakura is concerned, the distance between islands is relatively short. With this distance, Laplace can complete the task without us catching a Kyogre or anything."

Indeed, if we say that a feat like crossing the ocean requires elves like Kyogre the Howling Whale, but with just these few islands, Laplace is enough to travel around the world.

With the plan in mind, Xia Hunao began to induce Laplace: "Cute little Laplace, how about you do me a favor?"

Laplace looked at Xia Hunao, who was approaching with a wicked smile, and couldn't help but take two steps back into the sea. Her mother had taught her since she was a child that boys with such a wicked smile were all elves who wanted to catch them and sell them for money. hunter.But how could Laplace's reversing speed be as fast as Xia Hunao's acceleration?Xia walked over in a few steps and hugged Laplace's neck: "Laplace, thank you for saving me, how about you do me another favor?"

Laplace said nothing, wanting to see what Xia Hunao wanted to ask him for.Xia Hunao pointed toward the sea: "Laplace, I may be going to the islands in the south of the sea soon. Could you please give us a ride?"

Lapras felt a little moved when he heard Xia Hunan said that he wanted to play with him, but when he heard that Xia Hunan was going to play with him, his mood immediately became less beautiful. Laplace is a girl, how could he let a boy like you ride him? On the body?It would be about the same if it were the girl just now.

Laplace shouted twice at Mu Zhishui. Xia Hunao came to Mu Zhishui in frustration: "Zhishui, go and persuade her. I'm at my wits' end. Rotom, you go over there and be the boss." translate."

Not long after, Mu Zhishui sat on Laplace's back and greeted Xia Hunao, "Xia Xia, it's done."

Xia Hunao came to Laplace and touched Laplace's shell: "How is it? Can you carry me now?"

Laplace turned away, thinking that if it weren't for the fact that there was Kizhisui on his back, he would have chased you for several kilometers in the sea.

Seeing that Lapras was still a little dissatisfied, Xia Hunao also used his ultimate move. He took out the Fruit Elf that had not appeared in a long time from his bag, and poured out a few Poké Cubes from it and dangled them in front of Laplace's eyes: " Laplace, what do you think this is?"

Laplace looked at the energy cube in Xia Hunan's hand, and he was not polite when he smelled the fruity fragrance. He took the cube with his wristband and took it into his mouth in one gulp.

"Hey, hey? Just open your mouth and grab the energy cubes. You can't eat from my hands. Put your tongue aside and don't lick my hands!"

After battling with Laplace's mouth for a long time, Xia Hunao took his hand out of Laplace's mouth. Looking at his wet hand, Xia Hunao directly rubbed Laplace's neck. : "How can a girl be like this? Don't you want any image at all?"

Laplace barked twice: Mom told me that this is kinder to the good people who feed us.

Xia Nao shook his head: "No, your mother never taught you this. This is outrageous."

Laplace stared at Xia Hunao's tree fruit elf. She knew that Xia Hunao took out the Poké Cube from here. It tasted pretty good, and she could eat a few more.

Xia Hunao saw the look in Laplace's eyes and put away the fruit elf: "No, this is a snack. You can't eat too much in a day. Moreover, we have to have dinner and rest. We can't eat again until we set off tomorrow morning." For you to eat."

After agreeing to meet here tomorrow, Xia Hunao and Mu Zhishui went to find a place to rest. However, while walking on the road, Mu Zhishui had a question to ask: "Xia Xia, is it okay to return to Minglong Kingdom in this way? ?”

Xia Hunao thought that Mu Zhishui was worried about safety on the road, so he said: "Don't worry, Laplace is a very kind elf. There are no storms on the sea this month, and the journey is not long. We are carefully confirming the weather." Under the premise, we will arrive at Nanming Island safely."

Mu Zhishui shook his head and explained: "I'm not worried about this, I'm worried about..."

"People from Rainbow Star Mall? They won't chase him to the sea. If we can still rely on the crowd tactics in Manying, then we can only make a big show of it when we get to the sea. In that case, the problem will be big. He won't be so stupid."

Mu Zhishui still shook his head: "I'm not worried about this. He has just taken possession of the Rainbow Star Group, and sending people out to keep an eye on the airport terminal is already the limit. It is impossible to go to the sea to pursue it."

"Then what are you worried about?" Xia Hunao became more and more puzzled. Is there any unexpected situation in this plan that he hadn't thought of?It shouldn't be.

Mu Zhishui asked: "If we really arrive at Nanming Island on Laplace, will we be caught by the Elf Guard of Nanming Island as smuggling spies?"

Xia Hunao thought about it. He didn't report it and took a Lapras to Nanming Island. There was an exit record from Minglong Country. What he did was indeed like smuggling, but Xia Hunao wasn't too worried: "It's okay. I can just call Yulongdu and explain."

Having said this, Xia Hunao was stunned for a moment, and then slapped himself in the face: "I'm such a fool, why should I take Laplace? I'll call Yulongdu directly and use the Minglong Kingdom Elf Isn’t the power of the alliance gone? After all, I am still a person with an honorary title!”

Saying that, Xia Hunao glanced at Mu Zhishui again: "Even if my level is not enough, plus you, the eldest lady of the Rainbow Star Group, my level should be enough. Even if the relationship between the two families is not very good, I can still save face." It’s going to be next.”

Xia Naonao beat his chest and feet indiscriminately, and finally sat down on the ground, saying his often-said lines very skillfully: "I'm so stupid, really..."