The Pokémon Goofing Around

Classmate Xia Hunao went to the Liuling City Elf Police Station and the Liuling City Fire Brigade with Tong Ruo. No one knew what they said to the police officers, but the next morning, Xia Hunao didn’t make a sound. Flute, the police car and the fire truck that drove quietly into the Liuling University campus, Xia Hua laughed: "Very good, let me see your consciousness."

Xia Hunan rolled his wheelchair and came to the police car: "Good morning, Chief Li."

The person Xia Hunao greeted was a police officer in his early forties. Hearing someone calling him, Chief Li turned around and saw that it was Xia Hunao: "It turns out to be Coach Xia, but I really didn't expect that you are not only You invited us, you even invited people from the Elf Fire Brigade.”

Xia Hunao looked at the Water Arrow Turtle fire truck not far away: "Look at what you said, they are all people's defenders. How can we favor one over the other. But you have to wait a little while."

Chief Li was puzzled: "Wait? What are you waiting for?"

Xia Hunao was a little embarrassed: "Well, I was here to treat you yesterday and forgot to arrange tasks for our students today, so I might have to ask you to wait for a while. I have to inform the Elf Fire Brigade later. You are busy first. I’ll leave first.”

Looking at Xia Hunao's back as he left in his wheelchair, Chief Li smiled: "This young man has a lot of fun."

Xia Hunao came to the fire brigade in a wheelchair: "Captain Zhang, I have something to tell you..."

Just when Xia Hunao informed everyone at the Elf Police Station and Elf Fire Brigade that they might have to wait a while, teachers such as Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo were sending notices to the students, asking all freshmen to come to the playground immediately.

At eight o'clock in the morning, the first-year students wandered onto the playground.Although it is already September, the big furnace in Liuling City will not become any cooler just because it is September.Xia Hunao, who was sitting under the pergola of the rostrum, looked at the students who were suffering from the sun's rays: "The bodies are really bad. How long have you been here? They are all dead. Their physical fitness is even worse than mine."

Seeing that people had almost arrived, Xia Hunao looked at Zheng Xiaoxiao and the two captains who were sitting in the main seat: "Then shall we start now?"

Zheng Xiaoxiao nodded, and Xia Hunao stood at the front desk and started to make trouble.

"Good morning, classmates on the playground. Let me introduce myself. I am a teacher of the Liuling University Battle Department. I am also the head coach of the Liuling University team, Xia Hunao. Let's play a game before we officially proceed with the next steps. .”

As he said that, Xia Hunao glanced at the students present: "Guess why there are fire trucks and police station cars coming. If you guess correctly, you will get a prize."

Hearing Xia Hunao's shouting, the students in the audience finally became a little more interested and gave a few scattered answers.Xia Hunao looked at the group of students: "Forget it, I'm not in the mood to play with you anymore. Let me put it bluntly, in the next month, everyone from the Liuling City Elf Fire Brigade and the Liuling City Police Department will conduct an inspection on everyone. Training, do you understand?"

When they heard that they were going to be retrained, the students in the audience started to make a fuss, complaining about why they were being retrained and what the use of such retraining was.The two captains on the stage were also stunned. Didn't they say that they would only be trained for a week?Why did it suddenly become a week?

Zheng Xiaoxiao, who was sitting in the middle, explained in a low voice: "Both of you, this is Xia Hu Nao trying to fool everyone and put pressure on them. You two should just make a plan according to the week. In Xiao Xiazi's words, this is called a war that never tires of deceit."

When Chief Li heard this, he whispered: "Okay, a good soldier never tires of deceit."

Just when Chief Li was praising Xia Hu for his unfailing deception, a voice came from the audience: "We are here to learn, not to train. I'm going to sue you!"

Xia Hunao glanced casually and saw that this was another waste from Yuehe Middle School. Xia Hunao felt a little sorry for Chu Ting for a moment.What a good girl, how come she has such a boyfriend.

Xia Hunao ignored him and said to himself: "All the freshmen in our school can choose the instructors from the Elf Fire Brigade or the Elf Police Station for training according to their own preferences. By the way, the instructors have great rights. , if the instructor wants to expel you, we may not care."

Xia Naonao talked about a few more random rules, then stepped down from the front desk, and Sergeant Li and Captain Zhang came on stage to say a few words.On the rostrum, Zheng Xiaoxiao asked Xia Hunan: "There are a lot of lies in what you just said."

"I don't care, since my bait has already gone down, what kind of fish I will catch is not my responsibility. But the teacher who manages the student registration will probably be busy next."

……

After finishing his short speech, Xia Hunao supervised that the students present were divided into two parts, one part was given to the police station and the other part was given to the fire brigade.Xia Hunao looked at the school team members who were watching: "I said, what are you doing here? You also need to follow the special training, go quickly."

After pushing the students from the school team into the training team, Xia Hunao looked at Zheng Xiaoxiao: "Sister Xiaoxiao, let's make a bet. How about we bet on how many people want to do tricks today?"

Zheng Xiaoxiao thought about it and found it interesting, so she replied to Xia Hunan: "Okay, I'll bet, how much do you think it is?"

Xia Hunao thought for a moment, then stretched out a hand: "I wonder why there shouldn't be this number?"

Zheng Xiaoxiao looked at Xia Hunan's hand: "Five? That's not bad."

Xia Hu Nao shook his head: "No, I think there must be at least fifty. You can't underestimate our freshmen. As long as someone takes the lead, bad ideas will be like a crucian carp crossing the river."

As he said that, Xia Hunao glanced at Chu Ting's boyfriend again: "I'm at least [-]% sure that this student named Song Zifu will cause trouble."

……

Because there were still classes this morning, most of the teachers in the school had left, and Xia Hunao was the only one left on the playground.

The first activity of the whole training was standing posture. Seeing the students standing like this under the sun, Xia Hunao thought: It would be too uncomfortable if I didn't stimulate them.

Ever since, Xia Hunao rolled his wheelchair to the supermarket, and then brought two boxes of mineral water with the supermarket clerks.

He directed the clerk to place the mineral water under the pergola of the rostrum.Xia Hunao dug out two bottles of mineral water and rocked his wheelchair to Captain Zhang's side.

"Captain Zhang, we have been training for half an hour. I'll give you this bottle of water." After saying that, Xia Hunao turned around and went to deliver water to Sergeant Li. Captain Zhang looked at the water that Xia Hunao brought and was not polite. He unscrewed the cap of the bottle and drank it cleanly: "It's great!"

Captain Zhang had a great time drinking, but the students training under Captain Zhang didn’t think so. The sun was just hitting their heads, and there was little wind in the entire playground. Occasionally, it was still hot, and the wind was so hot. It makes people feel irritable and even hotter.

Xia Hunao wheeled his wheelchair and came to Chief Li: "Chief Li, drink water. By the way, is there any difference between the stance of your police station and that of the fire brigade?"

Chief Li said: "There is no difference. Our training is the same in many aspects. The difference is some specialized training items, such as the training at the fire brigade, and there are more trainings on various water skills. And ours There are more fighting skills training here.”

Xia Hunao handed over the water, then glanced at Chief Li's team, and then nodded: "Well, all the members of the school team are in the two captains' teams. I am very pleased."

Xia Hunao said while looking at Captain Zhang's team. However, as soon as he turned his head, he was stunned: "Huh? That kid is Tu Zhuanghai, right? This guy can climb very fast. He has already returned to school." Instructor?"

After hearing Xia Hunao's words, the school team members in Sheriff Li's team subconsciously glanced in the direction Xia Hunao was looking at, and were severely reprimanded by Chief Li.Xia Hunao shook his finger: "You guys are still so easy to deceive. Tu Zhuanghai has only been here for a few months. How can you pretend to be an instructor? You have to calm down."

Xia wheeled his wheelchair back to the podium. Not long after, the two captains announced that their students would take a temporary break.With the two captains taking the lead, the other teams also stopped training one after another. The instructors came over and took a bottle of water from Xia Hunao.The two captains came to Xia Hunao. Captain Zhang praised: "You students from Liuling University are pretty good. They persisted for such a long time without falling." Xia Hunao touched the elves on his left waist. ball.

"You two, please stop complimenting me. They are all hot for three minutes. Don't look at each of them acting like good children in the morning. By the afternoon, someone will come out to cause trouble. How about I ask you two to do something?"

Chief Li didn't care: "Just say it."

Xia Hunao pointed at the group of students: "Two instructors, please tell me. No matter what tricks they played this afternoon, I hope you will leave them alone."

Not only Chief Li, but Captain Zhang was also surprised: "Don't care? Isn't that going to cause a huge commotion?"

Xia Hunuo touched the elf ball: "Don't worry, you two, if something strange happens this afternoon, I will take action. If a tiger doesn't show off its power, does it really think I'm a cat?"

Chief Li became interested: "Why, Teacher Xia wants to compete with these students?"

Xia Hu laughed: "It doesn't count. The only moves they can think of are those, and they have no value at all. I want to establish my power unilaterally. But then again, don't the two captains think so? Is the game interesting?"

With Xia Hunao's acquiescence, the chaotic afternoon of Xia Hunao's battle of wits and courage with all the freshmen in the school was about to begin.