The Pokémon Goofing Around

After dinner, Xia Nuan moved his body and said, "System, how's it going?"

The system roughly checked Xia Hunao's body from top to bottom: "Your hands recovered very quickly. What on earth are you doing with your hands? Could it be..."

"Huh? Which rogue system have you been led astray by?"

Just as he was talking, the door to Xia Hunan's room was pushed open.Xia Hunao was startled. Could it be that this Kyoka B&B has special services?But when the person outside the door walked in, Xia Hunao realized how stupid his idea really was.

"Xiao Yu'er, what's wrong with you coming here?"

"Brother, you have to compensate Xiao Yu'er for Xiao Yu'er!"

Xia Hunao looked at the "misbehaving" little fish and raised his hand: "Okay, okay, let's go fishing tomorrow morning. I'll just catch a small fish for you."

Hearing what Xia Hunao said, Xiao Yu'er hugged Xia Hu Nao and said, "Thank you, big brother. Oh, big brother is going to catch Xiao Yu'er for Xiao Yu'er."

Seeing Xiaoyuer's cheers, Xia Hunuo made a move: "System, in my current posture, fishing will be no problem."

"No problem. The main thing you need to recover is your hands. Although you can't catch the fish that is too heavy, it's not a big problem since the croak is there."

Xia Hunan sat in the wheelchair for a while, then lay down the wheelchair and started to rest.

……

Early the next morning, Xia Hunao opened his eyes and restored the wheelchair to its original position: "The weather seems to be good today. It's a good day for fishing."

After breakfast, Xiao Yu'er came to Xia Hunao: "Brother, let's go fishing for Xiao Yu'er."

Xia Hunao stretched out his hand and pinched Xiao Yu'er's face: "Okay, let's go fishing. We caught a lot of cute little fish for Xiao Yu'er today."

Xia Hunao brought the fishing rod and small fish to the beach, installed the bait and then flicked the hook decisively.And the little fish followed suit, sitting on the beach holding a small bench, throwing his little pink fishing rod forward: "I want to fish too!"

Two people, one big and one small, sat on the beach and waited. After a while, the restless little fish couldn't sit still and said, "Brother, fishing is so boring. I want to play with little Dianxi."

Xia Hunao pointed to his waist: "Well, my elf ball is on my waist, you can get it yourself. But why are you willing to add small prints on everything?"

"Little Guagua, little Tianxi is so cute."

"What about the little Ninja in Shell?"

"This isn't cute, not at all."

Xiaoyuer and Dianxi sat on the beach together. Xiaoyuer put his feet into the sea water: "It's so comfortable."

Xia Hunao turned around and looked at the fishing rod: "I'm hooked, let's see what it is."

Xia Hunao started to reel in the line. Although the first reeling in was a little hectic, he finally managed to catch something.

Xiaoyuer shouted and asked: "Brother, what did you catch?"

Xia Hunao glanced at the can hanging on the fishhook: "What the hell are these bastards throwing cans into the sea?"

Throwing the can aside, Xia Hunao swung the hook out for the second time: "I don't believe it. I can't catch anything today?"

"Are you crazy? This is your second hook. Are you going to lower this kind of flag?"

Xia Hu Nao stared at the sea, while Xiao Yu'er was playing with Gua Gua on the side.As the day progresses the beach becomes lively and the temperature begins to rise.Xia Hunao put the straw hat on his head: "How about I squint for a while?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the float on the sea suddenly shook. Xia Hunao's eyes lit up: "I'm hooked, I'm hooked. It looks like it's not a small thing. It shouldn't be caught and it will roar like a whale king."

The system laughed: "You're not greedy. Why didn't you say you caught a fat-headed fish?"

"I can't catch that thing even if it's caught. And if I catch a fat-headed fish, do I have to fight it with the fish that can't fly?"

"You are at the beach now, aren't you afraid that they will hear you?"

"Let's talk later."

Xia Hunao started his wheelchair and accelerated backwards, successfully fishing out the things in the sea.

"Here, what is this? It doesn't look like a fish."

The little fish came over and poked it with his hand. The green unknown object suddenly became active, waving its pliers and started chasing the little fish, completely ignoring that it was Xia Hunao who caught him.

"Brother, help me, help me!"

"Glitter giant claw crab, this is a good thing, catch it and leave it to the six spirits. Guagua, the wave of evil!"

Guagua ran quickly and stopped the giant claw crab. Then, with a wave of evil, the giant claw crab flew away and fell into the sea.

Xia Hunao looked at the water splashed by the glittering giant crab. Xia Hunao sighed: "Forget it, I'm lucky to get it. Let's continue fishing."

Xiao Yuer came to Xia Hunao: "Quagua is so powerful, but why can't big brother catch fish but can catch crabs?"

Xia Hu Nao scratched his head: "Yes, why does a crab come up when the fishhook is lowered?"

Xia Hunao, who couldn't figure out the problem, threw out another hook: "It's okay, it's only two hooks anyway, and the fish will eventually be caught."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Hunan's float started to shake again: "Isn't this the giant claw crab just now?"

After hearing this, Xiao Yu'er hurriedly hid behind Xia Hunao's wheelchair: "That nasty guy almost caught my butt with a pair of pliers just now. Brother, catch him and beat him down!"

Xia Hunao retracted his pole decisively, and then commanded Guagua: "Guagua, the wave of evil!"

The elf on the fishing rod popped up and was knocked back into the water by an evil wave.Xia Hunao looked at the purple figure that briefly flashed in the air: "Well, little fish, it seems to me that it's not a giant claw crab, but a big-tongued clam."

Xiao Yu'er raised her little face and said, "What's so good about a big-tongued clam? It's not cute or beautiful."

Xia laughed nonchalantly and threw out the fourth hook, then continued to rest: "Little fish, look, you caught a fish!"

The little fish quickly ran over to collect the rod, but looking at the bait on the hook that had not changed at all, the little fish pouted: "Brother, you lied to me again!"

Xia Hunao, who had gained nothing but a can all morning, simply had lunch on the beach, and then continued to enjoy his fishing life while enjoying the sea breeze.

"Hey, how was the harvest today?"

Xia Hunan turned his head, and an uncle sat next to him, staring at the sea seriously: "What did the young man catch?"

"The giant claw crab and the giant tongue clam, but I didn't even think about it and put them back into the water."

"Enjoy life?" The uncle pressed the straw hat on his head.

"Almost, ah, I'm hooked again. Little fish, come quickly."

Xiao Yu'er ran to Xia Hunao: "What's it this time? There must be a cute elf."

Looking at the lobster soldiers that Xia Hunao had caught, the uncle and the little fish were both stunned.Xia Hunan put the lobster soldier back into the sea and waved: "See you next time."

Watching Xia Hunuo throw another hook, Xiaoyu'er sat on the beach and said, "Big brother's luck is really weird. He never catches fish."

Xia Hunao also found it strange that he had caught only three kinds of seafood so far that day, including crabs, scallops and lobsters, all with scales and shells. If I had known better, I would have cast the net directly.Maybe we can catch some undiscovered Pipi Shrimp Spirits.

The uncle also threw a hook: "Fishing is said to cultivate sentiments, but if you can't catch anything, your mood will change."

Xia Hunao nodded in agreement: "Yes, the bottom line of the fishing guy is never to be in the air force. I have achieved my goal."

As he said that, Xia Hunao glanced at the canned fish box that had been placed next to his wheelchair. Although the fish basket was empty, his hands were not empty!

In the remaining time, Xia Hunao's fishing rod was much more reliable. Although the uncle next to him often caught something, Xia Hunao, who was only a few meters away from him, was calm.Even small fish can occasionally catch one or two weak tench, but Xia Hunao has nothing.

Xia Hunao let out a bored yawn. Just as he was about to put away his fishing rod and go back to finish his meal, Xia Hunao's float moved.

"The last shot, I have to get a big one no matter what!"

Along with Xia Hunao's shout, a shadow was pulled up from the sea by Xia Hunao.Looking at the shadow at the end of the fishing line, Xia Hunan, Xiao Yuer and the uncle were all dumbfounded: "It's not a fish?"

"Quack, catch him and use the freezing beam!"

Before the pearl oyster left the sea where he lived, he was injured by Guagua with a freezing beam before he had time to adapt. Then Xia Hunao directly threw out the elf ball to subdue the pearl oyster.

"Pearl, get."

The uncle clapped his hands: "Awesome, this set of moves is really skillful."

Xia Hunao handed the elf ball to Xiao Yu'er: "Xiao Yu'er, remember to go to the Elf Alliance to go through the formalities tomorrow, otherwise this pearl oyster won't be yours."

"Big brother wants to give me pearl oysters?"

"Yes, the pearl oyster can evolve into the cherry blossom fish you like."

The little fish happily raised the pearl oyster Poké Ball and said, "Oh, I have a Sakura Fish."

Xia Hu laughed and put away the fishing gear with his uncle and walked back from the beach.

"Uncle, I think I am now a fisherman at the highest level."

"Oh, what do you say?" The fishing uncle became interested.

"The first level of fishing is to be able to catch fish. The fisherman in the Air Force is not worthy of being called a fisherman. Of course, the fisherman in this level can only catch fish."

The fishing uncle carried the fishing rod on his back: "What about the second realm?"

"As long as you set the hook, you will definitely get something. No matter what you catch, you will catch it anyway."

The fishing uncle nodded: "It makes sense, but what about the third realm?"

"That's me. I can catch anything except fish. Whether it's notebooks, canned leather shoes, or shells, crabs, and lobsters. As long as it's not fish, my fishhook can catch it." Xia turned around in her wheelchair with a proud look on her face.