The Pokémon Goofing Around
Chapter 155 The strange man in the middle
After Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng chatted with these students for a few words, everyone dispersed. Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng continued to wander around the campus, and the group of students went wherever they should.
However, although the students left, Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng instantly became famous in Liuling University. People kept coming out of the dormitory and the library to see this cute Da Mengmeng.
By the end of the afternoon, Da Mengmeng had been hugged countless times by girls in school.Seeing Da Mengmeng's lovable attitude, Xia Hunao sighed: "Why don't so many girls like me?"
After completing the afternoon publicity task, Xia Hunao returned to the principal's office with Da Mengmeng, and Zheng Xiaoxiao released Tong Ruo who had been wrapped in gel all afternoon.
Tong Ruo stared at Zheng Xiaoxiao and Xia Hunan with blazing eyes: "Xiao Xiazi, don't you know how many female perverts we have in the Six Spirits? When we hug them, they all put their hands up and down!"
Zheng Xiaoxiao nodded while holding the teacup, looking like a master who had learned something from the world: "It's normal, girls can't help but can't help themselves when they see such cute things. You have to continue pretending tomorrow."
Tong Ruo glared at Zheng Xiaoxiao, and then vented all his dissatisfaction on his dinner.
Seeing Tong Ruo's posture, Zheng Xiaoxiao smiled and gave Xia Hunao a Shangfang sword: "Xiao Xiazi, I said, you can do anything to Da Mengmeng, you can sell her."
Xia Nian tilted his head: "What?"
……
The next day, Xia Huna got up early in the morning and went to the balcony to enjoy the morning sun. He skillfully looked at the balcony next to him. Today, the balcony was empty and there was no one on it.Xia Hunao craned his neck and listened. There was no sound in Zheng Xiaoxiao's room.Xia was having fun: "Hey, have you two sisters changed your temper?"
After tidying up, Xia went out through the door. As soon as she opened the door, she saw a pink figure rushing out from behind the door, and then fell to the ground.
"Ah, where are you going out here? The floor in front of our house is slippery, and you are still wearing this. Get up quickly."
Xia Hunao quickly helped Da Mengmeng up and patted the dirt on his body: "You didn't break it, did you?"
Da Mengmeng waved his hand and said that he had no problem. Xia Hunao then took Da Mengmeng to start the next day's promotion.
After the first day of fermentation, Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng were surrounded by a large group of people as soon as they arrived at the school's teaching area. The publicity effect was excellent.But the problem is that Da Mengmeng was hugged and hugged by girls all morning again.
At noon, looking at Da Mengmeng sitting on the bench with her head down and feeling hopeless, Xia Hunao walked over and patted her on the shoulder: "Don't be like this, our promotion will last for nearly a month."
In the afternoon, Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng came outside the library. The shade in this place would make Da Mengmeng feel more comfortable.Not long after arriving at the library, Xia Hunao saw Ouyang Yunshu walking over with a book in his hands: "Teacher Xia, how did your and Da Mengmeng's publicity end up here?"
Xia Hunao pointed to the sky: "There is no sun here. It will be easier for me to prevent her from heat stroke or heat stroke."
"Teacher Xia is so attentive. Can you let me hug you?"
Da Mengmeng saw that someone finally asked for her opinion, and shook her hands to express her agreement. She must have agreed.
Ouyang Yunshu hugged her. This hug lasted for a particularly long time. Then she took two steps back: "Huh?"
Xia Hunan asked: "What's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing. Teacher Xia, how many people have we invited for promotion?"
Xia Hunao pointed at himself and then at Da Mengmeng: "It's just the two of us, what's wrong?"
Ouyang Yunshu said with a hint of hesitation in his tone: "Why do I feel that today's Da Mengmeng is not yesterday's Da Mengmeng?"
After hearing this, Xia Hunao glanced at Ouyang Yunshu twice: "Have you studied philosophy? She is indeed not who she was yesterday. We are not who we were yesterday."
"No, Teacher Xia, you misunderstood. I mean, Da Mengmeng's hand feels different today than yesterday."
After hearing this, Xia Hu laughed: "Hey, isn't this normal? In order to prevent heatstroke, we have prepared cooling measures. Is it strange that the different amounts of cooling gel lead to different hand feel?"
"No, this is not a problem with the cooling gel. I can clearly feel that the elasticity of the breasts and buttocks of the people in Da Mengmeng is different today from yesterday! Today's elasticity is more..."
In the middle of saying this, Xia Hunao interrupted urgently: "Stop, stop, stop, do you think it's appropriate for us to say this in this place?"
"Sorry, I'm going to the library first."
Looking at Ouyang Yunshu's back, Xia Hunao turned his head and glanced at Da Mengmeng: "How about I hug you and feel it?"
As soon as he had this thought, Xia Hunao shook his head. Although Zheng Xiaoxiao gave him a Shang Fang sword, it was hard to say whether the sword would hurt him.
Accompanying Da Mengmeng to promote in name, but actually to escape the summer heat, he stayed at the entrance of the library all afternoon. Xia Hunao sat on the ground: "Da Mengmeng, you should sit too, aren't you tired?"
Da Mengmeng pointed to her legs...
"Ah, I forgot, you can't sit down in this shape. Although the cooling gel does not hinder walking, it is still difficult to sit down due to the design of Da Meng Meng."
"Okay, we're done with our promotion this afternoon and can get off work."
Taking Da Mengmeng back to the principal's office, Da Mengmeng went into the small room in the office to change clothes, while Xia Hunao was waiting outside.
Not long after, the door to the small room opened. Xia Hunao turned around and saw Da Mengmeng rushing over with her hands raised.The floor in the principal's office was not that slippery, so Da Mengmeng did not fall. Instead, Xia Hunao was so frightened that she took two steps back and fell to the ground.
Seeing Da Mengmeng gloating about his misfortune, Xia Hunao was so angry that he stood up and pushed Da Mengmeng onto his leg and beat him.
After being beaten for more than a dozen times, a woman's voice came to Xia Hunao's ear: "Xiao Xiazi, I saw you right, you are brave!"
"That……"
Xia Hunao originally wanted to say that it was natural, but as soon as the first word came out, he realized something was wrong. Damn it, this seemed to be Sister Ruo's voice!
When Xia Hunao turned his head, he saw Tong Ruo looking at him with a smile, and encouraging Xia Hunao: "Keep fighting, keep fighting. I will take the lead, and we will fight together!"
"The one in front of me is Sister Ruo, so which one of the big mengmeng is it?"
"Of course it's Xiaoxiao."
……
Ten minutes later, Xia Hunao sat on a chair and looked at her two sisters: "Why did you become sister Xiaoxiao and act cute today?"
Tong Ruo hugged Zheng Xiaoxiao's neck: "Of course it's because your sister Xiaoxiao loves me."
"You just encouraged Xiao Xiazi to do something, right..."
"Then I didn't do anything. The worst I can do is let you come back."
Xia Hunao smiled bitterly: "No wonder Ouyang Yunshu said that she thought I invited two people to play the role of Da Mengmeng. They are really two people."
Listening to Xia Nao's talk about what happened in the afternoon, Tong Ruo stretched out his hand and scratched his and Zheng Xiaoxiao's chests respectively: "Really? Why do I feel no difference?"
"You're going to die!"
In the next few days, Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng came out to promote. However, because every time he opened the door, he could see Da Mengmeng, so Xia Hunao didn't know which Da Mengmeng was today. Meng, is the person in Da Meng Meng Tong Ruo or Zheng Xiaoxiao.The most ridiculous thing is that sometimes Da Mengmeng is still Zheng Xiaoxiao in the morning, but becomes Tongruo in the afternoon.
But fortunately, there have been no meetings these days, otherwise there would be no version of Big Mengmeng.
But having said that, these two sisters really still have childlike innocence. Are they so willing to dress up as cute men and play with the students?
As the popularity of Da Mengmeng surged, the popularity of the team trials also gradually improved. However, there was still more than a week to start, which made some students feel uncomfortable, so the popularity of the battle hall increased significantly.
When the promotion reached the 24th, which was the last Friday of this month, Ouyang Yunshu came to Xia Hunao, handed Xia Hunao a research report and left. Xia Hunao looked at the research report and fell into deep thought.
"About the individual analysis of the big Mengmeng people? Is Ouyang Yunshu too leisurely to analyze this? No wonder she comes to hug Da Mengmeng for a while every day. Is this just for this? It's outrageous."
Xia Hunao didn't care about this report, but Tong Ruo and Zheng Xiaoxiao insisted on pulling him to study it together.Xia Hunao had no choice but to accompany his two sisters in the office to read the research report.
The more he looked at it, the more Xia Hunao felt that the world was really vast and there were all kinds of people.In this research report, Ouyang Yunshu not only estimated the height, weight and measurements of the two people by hand and visual inspection, but also analyzed things such as blood pressure and body fat rate.This made classmate Xia Hunao dumbfounded: "Is there such a thing? Are you sure it can be touched? It's also covered by cooling gel."
At the end of the report, Xia Hunao and the others were even more wide-eyed, because Ouyang Yunshu swore at the end of the report: She confirmed that the actors who played Da Mengmeng were Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo, and thanked the two teachers for doing so. of contribution.
Xia Hunao glanced at Zheng Xiaoxiao, and Zheng Xiaoxiao waved to Xia Hunao: "You go back first, I have some things to discuss with Ouyang Yunshu."
Xia Hunao left the principal's office with doubts and walked on the road when he saw Ouyang Yunshu.
"Teacher Xia, do you know what the principal wants to see me for?"
Xia Hunan shook his head: "I don't know, but I think it's not a particularly bad thing. Just be mentally prepared."
"Ah? Okay, thank you, Teacher Xia, I will be careful."
……
There was nothing to say all night, and in a blink of an eye, it was Saturday with the sun shining brightly.
However, although the students left, Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng instantly became famous in Liuling University. People kept coming out of the dormitory and the library to see this cute Da Mengmeng.
By the end of the afternoon, Da Mengmeng had been hugged countless times by girls in school.Seeing Da Mengmeng's lovable attitude, Xia Hunao sighed: "Why don't so many girls like me?"
After completing the afternoon publicity task, Xia Hunao returned to the principal's office with Da Mengmeng, and Zheng Xiaoxiao released Tong Ruo who had been wrapped in gel all afternoon.
Tong Ruo stared at Zheng Xiaoxiao and Xia Hunan with blazing eyes: "Xiao Xiazi, don't you know how many female perverts we have in the Six Spirits? When we hug them, they all put their hands up and down!"
Zheng Xiaoxiao nodded while holding the teacup, looking like a master who had learned something from the world: "It's normal, girls can't help but can't help themselves when they see such cute things. You have to continue pretending tomorrow."
Tong Ruo glared at Zheng Xiaoxiao, and then vented all his dissatisfaction on his dinner.
Seeing Tong Ruo's posture, Zheng Xiaoxiao smiled and gave Xia Hunao a Shangfang sword: "Xiao Xiazi, I said, you can do anything to Da Mengmeng, you can sell her."
Xia Nian tilted his head: "What?"
……
The next day, Xia Huna got up early in the morning and went to the balcony to enjoy the morning sun. He skillfully looked at the balcony next to him. Today, the balcony was empty and there was no one on it.Xia Hunao craned his neck and listened. There was no sound in Zheng Xiaoxiao's room.Xia was having fun: "Hey, have you two sisters changed your temper?"
After tidying up, Xia went out through the door. As soon as she opened the door, she saw a pink figure rushing out from behind the door, and then fell to the ground.
"Ah, where are you going out here? The floor in front of our house is slippery, and you are still wearing this. Get up quickly."
Xia Hunao quickly helped Da Mengmeng up and patted the dirt on his body: "You didn't break it, did you?"
Da Mengmeng waved his hand and said that he had no problem. Xia Hunao then took Da Mengmeng to start the next day's promotion.
After the first day of fermentation, Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng were surrounded by a large group of people as soon as they arrived at the school's teaching area. The publicity effect was excellent.But the problem is that Da Mengmeng was hugged and hugged by girls all morning again.
At noon, looking at Da Mengmeng sitting on the bench with her head down and feeling hopeless, Xia Hunao walked over and patted her on the shoulder: "Don't be like this, our promotion will last for nearly a month."
In the afternoon, Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng came outside the library. The shade in this place would make Da Mengmeng feel more comfortable.Not long after arriving at the library, Xia Hunao saw Ouyang Yunshu walking over with a book in his hands: "Teacher Xia, how did your and Da Mengmeng's publicity end up here?"
Xia Hunao pointed to the sky: "There is no sun here. It will be easier for me to prevent her from heat stroke or heat stroke."
"Teacher Xia is so attentive. Can you let me hug you?"
Da Mengmeng saw that someone finally asked for her opinion, and shook her hands to express her agreement. She must have agreed.
Ouyang Yunshu hugged her. This hug lasted for a particularly long time. Then she took two steps back: "Huh?"
Xia Hunan asked: "What's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing. Teacher Xia, how many people have we invited for promotion?"
Xia Hunao pointed at himself and then at Da Mengmeng: "It's just the two of us, what's wrong?"
Ouyang Yunshu said with a hint of hesitation in his tone: "Why do I feel that today's Da Mengmeng is not yesterday's Da Mengmeng?"
After hearing this, Xia Hunao glanced at Ouyang Yunshu twice: "Have you studied philosophy? She is indeed not who she was yesterday. We are not who we were yesterday."
"No, Teacher Xia, you misunderstood. I mean, Da Mengmeng's hand feels different today than yesterday."
After hearing this, Xia Hu laughed: "Hey, isn't this normal? In order to prevent heatstroke, we have prepared cooling measures. Is it strange that the different amounts of cooling gel lead to different hand feel?"
"No, this is not a problem with the cooling gel. I can clearly feel that the elasticity of the breasts and buttocks of the people in Da Mengmeng is different today from yesterday! Today's elasticity is more..."
In the middle of saying this, Xia Hunao interrupted urgently: "Stop, stop, stop, do you think it's appropriate for us to say this in this place?"
"Sorry, I'm going to the library first."
Looking at Ouyang Yunshu's back, Xia Hunao turned his head and glanced at Da Mengmeng: "How about I hug you and feel it?"
As soon as he had this thought, Xia Hunao shook his head. Although Zheng Xiaoxiao gave him a Shang Fang sword, it was hard to say whether the sword would hurt him.
Accompanying Da Mengmeng to promote in name, but actually to escape the summer heat, he stayed at the entrance of the library all afternoon. Xia Hunao sat on the ground: "Da Mengmeng, you should sit too, aren't you tired?"
Da Mengmeng pointed to her legs...
"Ah, I forgot, you can't sit down in this shape. Although the cooling gel does not hinder walking, it is still difficult to sit down due to the design of Da Meng Meng."
"Okay, we're done with our promotion this afternoon and can get off work."
Taking Da Mengmeng back to the principal's office, Da Mengmeng went into the small room in the office to change clothes, while Xia Hunao was waiting outside.
Not long after, the door to the small room opened. Xia Hunao turned around and saw Da Mengmeng rushing over with her hands raised.The floor in the principal's office was not that slippery, so Da Mengmeng did not fall. Instead, Xia Hunao was so frightened that she took two steps back and fell to the ground.
Seeing Da Mengmeng gloating about his misfortune, Xia Hunao was so angry that he stood up and pushed Da Mengmeng onto his leg and beat him.
After being beaten for more than a dozen times, a woman's voice came to Xia Hunao's ear: "Xiao Xiazi, I saw you right, you are brave!"
"That……"
Xia Hunao originally wanted to say that it was natural, but as soon as the first word came out, he realized something was wrong. Damn it, this seemed to be Sister Ruo's voice!
When Xia Hunao turned his head, he saw Tong Ruo looking at him with a smile, and encouraging Xia Hunao: "Keep fighting, keep fighting. I will take the lead, and we will fight together!"
"The one in front of me is Sister Ruo, so which one of the big mengmeng is it?"
"Of course it's Xiaoxiao."
……
Ten minutes later, Xia Hunao sat on a chair and looked at her two sisters: "Why did you become sister Xiaoxiao and act cute today?"
Tong Ruo hugged Zheng Xiaoxiao's neck: "Of course it's because your sister Xiaoxiao loves me."
"You just encouraged Xiao Xiazi to do something, right..."
"Then I didn't do anything. The worst I can do is let you come back."
Xia Hunao smiled bitterly: "No wonder Ouyang Yunshu said that she thought I invited two people to play the role of Da Mengmeng. They are really two people."
Listening to Xia Nao's talk about what happened in the afternoon, Tong Ruo stretched out his hand and scratched his and Zheng Xiaoxiao's chests respectively: "Really? Why do I feel no difference?"
"You're going to die!"
In the next few days, Xia Hunao and Da Mengmeng came out to promote. However, because every time he opened the door, he could see Da Mengmeng, so Xia Hunao didn't know which Da Mengmeng was today. Meng, is the person in Da Meng Meng Tong Ruo or Zheng Xiaoxiao.The most ridiculous thing is that sometimes Da Mengmeng is still Zheng Xiaoxiao in the morning, but becomes Tongruo in the afternoon.
But fortunately, there have been no meetings these days, otherwise there would be no version of Big Mengmeng.
But having said that, these two sisters really still have childlike innocence. Are they so willing to dress up as cute men and play with the students?
As the popularity of Da Mengmeng surged, the popularity of the team trials also gradually improved. However, there was still more than a week to start, which made some students feel uncomfortable, so the popularity of the battle hall increased significantly.
When the promotion reached the 24th, which was the last Friday of this month, Ouyang Yunshu came to Xia Hunao, handed Xia Hunao a research report and left. Xia Hunao looked at the research report and fell into deep thought.
"About the individual analysis of the big Mengmeng people? Is Ouyang Yunshu too leisurely to analyze this? No wonder she comes to hug Da Mengmeng for a while every day. Is this just for this? It's outrageous."
Xia Hunao didn't care about this report, but Tong Ruo and Zheng Xiaoxiao insisted on pulling him to study it together.Xia Hunao had no choice but to accompany his two sisters in the office to read the research report.
The more he looked at it, the more Xia Hunao felt that the world was really vast and there were all kinds of people.In this research report, Ouyang Yunshu not only estimated the height, weight and measurements of the two people by hand and visual inspection, but also analyzed things such as blood pressure and body fat rate.This made classmate Xia Hunao dumbfounded: "Is there such a thing? Are you sure it can be touched? It's also covered by cooling gel."
At the end of the report, Xia Hunao and the others were even more wide-eyed, because Ouyang Yunshu swore at the end of the report: She confirmed that the actors who played Da Mengmeng were Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo, and thanked the two teachers for doing so. of contribution.
Xia Hunao glanced at Zheng Xiaoxiao, and Zheng Xiaoxiao waved to Xia Hunao: "You go back first, I have some things to discuss with Ouyang Yunshu."
Xia Hunao left the principal's office with doubts and walked on the road when he saw Ouyang Yunshu.
"Teacher Xia, do you know what the principal wants to see me for?"
Xia Hunan shook his head: "I don't know, but I think it's not a particularly bad thing. Just be mentally prepared."
"Ah? Okay, thank you, Teacher Xia, I will be careful."
……
There was nothing to say all night, and in a blink of an eye, it was Saturday with the sun shining brightly.
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