The Pokémon Goofing Around

The giant pincer mantis and the croak collided together, but it was definitely more advantageous than the giant pincer mantis to fight for strength.After a simple collision, the giant pincer mantis didn't care, but Guagua took a few steps back in one breath.The fist of the giant pincer mantis directly smashed Cheng Shuidong and hit Gua Gua's hand.

"Quack, bubble offensive!"

Guagua skillfully flew bubbles from all angles to attack the giant pincer mantis, and the giant pincer mantis knocked out all comers with one punch.After popping the bubbles, the giant pincer mantis waved its pincers in a victory pose.

"Xiaoxiazi, although Guagua is very capable, it is still too far behind to stop the Giant Pincer Mantis! Giant Pincer Mantis, use the iron head!"

Xia Hunao reacted quickly, and saw his steps swerving to the right: "Go, Shell Ninja, block this iron head, and throw mud at the Giant Pincer Mantis!"

The Shelling Ninja emerged from the Poké Ball and blocked the attack of the Giant Claw Mantis directly in front of him.The giant pincer mantis only felt that it hit a ball of air, and then stopped.The shelling ninja flapped its wings in a daze and floated in the air.

"I'm so sorry. I know that the Giant Pincer Mantis is very strong, so I didn't plan to go one-on-one in the first place. The shell-shocking ninja shadow sneak attack, Guagua, use the freezing beam."

Facing the joint attack of the Shelling Ninja and Guagua, Tong Ruo commanded the Giant Pincer Mantis to jump up and dodge. The Shelling Ninja's attack missed, while the Guagua Bubble Frog's freezing beam just hit the Shelling Ninja.

"Shell Ninja, Guagua, catch up, Dianxi, use the falling rock!"

Seeing that his two elves were unable to restrain the giant pincer mantis, Xia Hunao simply sent the little princess Dianxi to the scene, and the three elves surrounded and suppressed the giant pincer mantis.However, Tong Ruo is worthy of being a trainer who is only one step away from the king level. The siege of three elves still did not put her at a disadvantage, and she took out a second elf ball, as if she wanted to fight two against three.

"Dianxi, magic flash bomb, Guagua, use the water movement to fly the elf ball!"

Dianxi's magic flash bomb made the door of the small auditorium as bright as day in an instant. Tong Ruo couldn't help but squint her eyes. But at this moment, the elf ball in her hand was knocked away by the croaking frog. The ball is in your own hands.

Xia Hunao didn't have the targeted attack surface of the insect steel combination, and he had no fire skills at all.The difference in levels made it completely painless for Guagua and the others to hit the Giant Pincer Mantis.

Although the attacks of the three elves can't do anything to the giant pincer mantis, similarly, the giant pincer mantis can't do anything to these three elves. As long as the giant pincer mantis launches an attack, Xia Hunao will basically let the shelling ninja go up and take over, which makes Tong Ruo I also find it very difficult.

"Xiao Xiazi, what kind of elf are you? Aren't you too strong? I've been attacked several times and there's no reaction at all."

Xia Hunao was quite proud that he had left Tong Ruoruo at his wits end: "Let me introduce, the Shelling Ninja is the evolved type of the Soil Ninja. It is an insect-type ghost type. Its characteristic is mysterious protection. As long as it is not a weak point restraint with outstanding effects, it is basically immune. Most of the moves.”

After listening to Xia's nonsense, Tong Ruohao said: "So there are still such elves, but are you okay with telling me?"

"It doesn't matter. It can be found in the Elf Illustration. The evolution conditions are not very difficult. As long as you want it, everyone can basically get it. This is not like our little princess. This is a particularly rare elf."

While chatting, Xia Hunao suddenly thought of a way.This was a popular saying in his previous life, what should I do if the problem cannot be solved?Then address the person who asked the question.This sentence is widely used in various situations except troublesome situations such as high school and college entrance examinations.

Synchronically shifted to the present, since Xia Hunao couldn't deal with the giant mantis that insisted on breaking through the door, it was the same thing to think of a way to deal with the instigator Tong Ruo.

"Sister Ruo, although it is June now, the night breeze is quite cold." As he said this, Xia Hunao shivered exaggeratedly.

Regarding Xia Hunao's sudden and inexplicable concern, Tong Ruo asked, "So?"

Xia Hua made a bad smile: "So, if sister Ruo gets wet and is blown by the wind like this, she will catch a cold. Guagua, aim at sister Ruo, and use the wave of water for seven rounds!"

Tong Ruo wore a thin skirt tonight. After hearing Xia's nonsense, Tong Ruo immediately became angry: "Giant Pincer Mantis, fight back the wave of water. I want to teach this kid a lesson!"

Xia heard this nonsense, what?Bring back the wave of water?Why does this sound so outrageous?

I saw the giant pincer mantis stretching out its hand, opening its pincers directly and taking in the water ball containing the wave of water.Xia Hunao's eyes almost popped out of his head: "Is this okay? I haven't heard that the giant pincer mantis can open the pincers."

"So, you are still too young, Giant Pincer Mantis, throw it back!"

The Giant Pincer Mantis swung its pincers and swung the two water balls back into water jets.But after all, it was a wave of second-hand water that had been transferred from one hand, and the rate of fire was really slow. Xia Hunao took a few steps back to avoid it, but because he stepped back too hard, the back of his head hit the door of the small auditorium with a thud. superior.

"I don't believe you can still handle it, Guagua, just use clear water!"

"Giant Pincer Mantis, take it again!"

Although the giant pincer mantis successfully caught the water ball this time, the Chengshui movement was different from ordinary water fluctuations. It maintained a weird balance. The giant pincer mantis immediately destroyed the balance and exploded. Although the wave of water did not cause fatal damage to the giant pincer mantis, it caused the giant pincer mantis to hit him on the head with its pincers.

"Beautiful, pursuing the victory, croaking, wave of water, shelling ninja, throwing mud, Dianxi's magic shines!"

The three elves were divided into two parts. The Shelling Ninja and Dianxi continued to attack the Giant Pincer Mantis, while Guagua kept attacking Tong Ruo with waves of water, seeming to insist on pouring some water on Tong Ruo.

But Tong Ruo is also a very good trainer after all, and he avoided Xia Hunan's water fluctuations with just two simple moves.

"Xiao Xiazi, you can't stop me."

"Sister Ruo, who did you learn to speak like a villain? This is not a good habit."

Just as he was talking, Xia Hunao heard the door of the small auditorium behind him suddenly open, and Qin Huanhuan's little head popped out of the door: "Teacher Xia, come in for a moment."

Xia Hunao and Tong Ruo were stunned at the same time: "What? You let me in?"

Qin Huanhuan nodded: "Well, Teacher Xia, please come in."

Just as Xia Hunao was about to turn around, he heard Tong Ruo stop him: "Wait a minute, the girl said you can come in if she asks you to? Why are you so obedient?"

"What's wrong, it's better than if I don't let Sister Jin Ruo beg for nothing and insist on entering."

Qin Huanhuan followed Xia Hunan's words and looked at Tong Ruo: "Teacher Tong is here too, so let's come together."

Now it was Xia Hunao's turn to be caught off guard. He could only secretly pray for the girls in his heart, hoping that this swimsuit dance would not turn into a childlike naked party.

The two teachers collected the elves and went to the auditorium to close the door. They saw that the auditorium was clean and there was not a single swimsuit.Not to mention swimsuits, as far as Xia Hunao could see, there was not a single extra piece of clothing.

Xia was stunned for a moment: "Didn't we agree to change into swimsuits, you liars?"

Yan Chunyu rolled her eyes at him: "You were fighting in full swing outside. Do you think we don't know? So, we just put it in front of us and put it away. We won't give anyone a chance."

Xia Hunao breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Tong Ruo, with a bit of pride in his eyes: Did you see that my purpose of delaying time was finally achieved.

Tong Ruo was not affected by Xia's nonsense and asked them: "So, why did you call Xiao Xiazi and me in?"

Everyone gathered around: "Teacher Xia, please lend me Dian Xi."

Xia Hunao looked at the girls: "Don't you think you have prepared a swimsuit for the little princess? The little princess is a rock type."

Everyone was stunned: "Yeah, we ignored this problem. Dianxi can't play in water."

Just as he was talking, Dianxi jumped out of the elf ball, held Xia Hunan's hand and started acting coquettishly.Xia Hunao squatted down slightly: "Little princess, do you want to try on a swimsuit too?"

Dianxi nodded, and Xia Hunao had no choice but to push her to the girls: "Our little princess will be left to you. Don't mess around."

The girls rushed forward, and by the time they left the little princess, the little princess had already put on a brand new dress.

However, because there was no need for the elf to wear a swimsuit, Dianxi was just put on a straw hat with pink diamonds and a garland by the girls.

Xia Hunao looked at this outfit and asked, "Is this the swimsuit you are talking about?"

"Well, there's nothing we can do about it. This is the only way we can dress up."

Xia Hunao looked at Dianxi: "How are you doing, little princess? Do you like it?"

Dianxi reached out and grabbed the pink hat on her head, and then waved her hands to create a lot of diamonds floating in the wind.

"You can tell by the diamonds our little princess threw out that she is very satisfied. I am here to thank you."

Saying that, Xia Hunao released Guagua and the Shelling Ninja again: "Then please come and dress up our Guagua and the Shelling Ninja."

Everyone got excited when they saw Guagua and the Shelling Ninja, and Xia Hunao took two steps back: "Sister Ruo, I think you don't seem to be in a good mood."

Tong Ruo glanced at him angrily: "If you hadn't stopped me, I would have seen the swimsuit."

"Sister Ruo, just accept the advantage. If Guagua's attack hits, it will be another story."

Tong Ruo didn't know what was going on in his head after hearing this. He twisted Xia Hunao's ears and whispered to him: "Why, you really want me to lose my virginity? Even if I lose my virginity, I can't fall into your hands." .I have fallen into the hands of our Principal Zheng."

Xia Hunao:...