The Pokémon Goofing Around

Ever since Xia Hunao decided to help Linglingda, he basically lived in Linglingda's villa before the final game. He couldn't see anyone at dawn every day, and only wandered back after it got dark.And every time he comes back, he is in a satisfied "sage mode", which makes people think that he has done something unspeakable.

"Coach Xia, you have gone to Lingling University to be a coach again. Your business is developing very quickly." Lu Bingming said with a smile.

Xia Hunao lifted up his T-shirt: "Yeah, look." As he said that, Xia Hunao pinched his belly and pulled out a long part of the meat on his belly: "The big meal is really too big." Okay, look, I’ve gained a few pounds, and if I keep eating like this, I’ll become a ball.”

Chu Xiaodie came over and carefully poked Xia Hunan's belly: "No, I think Coach Xia has a pretty good figure."

Xia Hu Nao took a few steps back and shouted exaggeratedly: "Everyone, come and see, there is a nympho here."

Everyone laughed, but Chu Xiaodie blushed: "You know how to tease me..."

"Coach Xia, what are you busy with when you go to Lingling University every day?"

"We have been eliminated, but I feel uncomfortable if I don't win a championship, so I decided to help Linglingda defeat Jianglingda, which can be regarded as fulfilling half of my championship dream."

Everyone was stunned: "Coach Xia, you can do this."

……

Time flies, and soon it’s time for the finals of the College Student Elf Contest.All 32 knockout teams came to the main venue and wanted to watch this game up close.Just when the two sides were about to conduct inspections, Xia Hunao came to Lingling's big tent alone: ​​"Well, Huang Tianxiao, are you here? Come here."

When Huang Tianxiao heard Xia Hunao calling him, he stood up and walked to Xia Hunao: "Coach Xia? What's the matter?"

Xia Hunao looked inside the tent, and then took out his illustrated book from his pocket: "Huang Tianxiao, the competition is about to start. I'll lend this to you. You can use it just like an ordinary illustrated book."

Huang Tianxiao looked at the Elf Illustrated Book handed over by Xia Hunao and said in confusion: "Coach Xia, we all bought this Elf Illustrated Book. It is indeed very useful. Just take back this illustrated book."

Xia Hu Nao shook his head: "I'm just telling you some things, but don't tell anyone else. The ones you bought from the alliance store are actually all castrated versions of the Elf Illustrated Book, and I didn't even add a lot of information to it. .My model is different, it is basically a complete model, and the content of the information is completely different.”

Huang Tianxiao took the Elf Illustrated Book and looked at it carefully: "Thank you, Coach Xia. I will try my best to let him play its role. But I didn't expect that Coach Xia, you still have such a good hand."

"Of course, hey, remember to return it to me when you're done using it."

……

After lending Huang Tianxiao his Elf Illustrated Book, Xia Hunao left.

In the viewing tent of Liuling University, Xing Kai asked: "Didn't Coach Xia say he was going to deliver something to Lingling University? Why haven't you come back yet?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Lu Bing shout: "Damn it, Coach Xia is so good at it."

Everyone gathered around and saw the official live broadcast room of this elf competition displayed on the screen of Lu Bingming's mobile phone. Before the start of the competition, it was official chat time.In the temporary live broadcast room set up on the podium, Xia Hunao was sitting behind the table with the official host, seemingly about to explain.

"Coach Xia is extraordinary. He has become an official commentator. No wonder netizens call our Coach Xia Boss Xia. This is indeed the style of a boss."

With this thing, everyone in Liuling University who still goes to watch live games will turn on their mobile phones and computers to watch the live broadcast.If Xia Hunan is around, his analysis will definitely be more incisive and accurate than their own analysis.

At this time, the official live broadcast has just begun.

"Good morning, dear audience friends, everyone is welcome to watch the finals of this college elf competition, between the University of Science and Technology and the University of Dragon Elves. I am the host Qi Longfei. The commentator on my right Zhen Rui.”

Zhen Rui is a young girl wearing pink clothes. After listening to Qi Longfei's words, Zhen Rui smiled at the camera: "Good morning everyone, I am Zhen Rui."

Qi Longfei continued: "The person on my left is the honorary chairman of the Gorgeous Competition that many trainers are familiar with, the honorary vice president of the Elf Research Association, the captain of the Awakener team, and the head coach of the Liuling Elf University team."

Xia Hunao waved to the camera: "Hey. The above are all me, but now I am Xia Hunao, the special commentator for this competition."

Qi Longfei looked at Xia Hunan: "Coach Xia, we meet again."

"Yes, the last time we met was at the Rose Cup. Our cooperation that time was really perfect. But I didn't expect that after how long it has been since we last met, you have evolved from a reporter to a host."

Qi Longfei nodded: "Yes, the world is changing so fast. For example, Coach Xia, doesn't this meeting add another coach's name?"

Xia Hunao smiled: "Gold like the two of us can't shine no matter where we throw it." After saying that, Xia Hunao glanced at Zhen Rui apologetically: "I'm sorry, I forgot that there is a beautiful lady here. She should Talk about the three of us."

Zhen Rui looked at the two of them: "Okay, you two, stop praising me here. The competition will start in a while. Let's introduce the two teams. The first is the last championship team, Linglong. Elven University..."

After introducing the two teams, Zhen Rui asked: "Coach Xia, what do you think of this game?"

Xia Hunao scratched the corners of his eyes gently: "Are you telling the truth?"

Zhen Rui pursed her lips and smiled: "Of course you tell the truth, this is a live broadcast, how can you fool the audience and friends. What do you think, Long Fei?"

Qi Longfei nodded matter-of-factly: "Yes, Coach Xia, you have to speak your mind, and you can't deceive the audience."

Xia Hunao cleared his throat: "From a personal perspective, I support Linglingda's side."

Qi Longfei smiled: "Coach Xia is holding grudges. He still holds grudges for being eliminated in the semi-finals before."

Xia slapped the table indiscriminately: "Nonsense, do you know the difference between my bonus for second place and third place!"

"It turns out that Coach Xia is resenting money."

"Otherwise, how about you give me today's salary?"

"No, I am also a poor person."

Zhen Rui looked at the two of them: "Okay, let's not go off topic. From a rational analysis point of view, Coach Xia is more optimistic about the spiritual world, right?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Yes, there are a lot of variables in the lineup of the Spirit Concubine. Although Lingling Da's side is better in terms of personal strength, in terms of free competition and team competition, the Spirit Concubine has the advantage."

"Coach Xia is talking about tactics like Ibrahimovic's?"

Xia Hu Nao shook his head: "No, that kind of tactic cannot be used again. If you really let me break it for the second time, my six Variety Monsters will push you over. Who can't transform? At that time, it will be a matter of personal strength. It’s time, everyone, 55-[-].”

Qi Longfei said: "I see, okay, the game is about to start, let's bring the main camera to the field."

After Qi Longfei's words ended, the official live broadcast room showed the camera to the competition field, but the commentary by everyone in the live broadcast room did not stop.

"The two sides started tossing coins. This is also the trend started by Coach Xia, but today we should just focus on attacking first."

Xia Hunao stretched his neck and looked out the window: "Well, it's cloudy today and there's no wind. Theoretically speaking, it's the same from whichever side the fight comes from, but the specific changes will depend on the specific situation."

"Okay, the coin duel between the two sides is over. We received news here that Ling Lingda chose to attack from the back, and Ling Lingda chose the right half. As for the team competition, both sides chose one-on-one?"

Zhen Rui asked: "Coach Xia, from your point of view, is there any specific arrangement between the two parties?"

Xia Hunan thought for a while and then said: "I can understand Lingling Da. One-on-one competition is purely based on strength, and there is no need to worry about the opponent's tactical arrangements. As for Jiang Ling Da, is it possible that they also have some targeted arrangements?"

"Okay, we can see that both sides have sent their first player on the field. Lingling University has sent their captain Huang Tianxiao. It seems that they are going to score points in the first game. Let's go again. Look at the Spirit Adventist side, the person sent is Qin Lai, both sides salute, the game is about to begin."

At this moment, Xia Hunao suddenly stood up: "Photographer, give me a close-up, I want to see the elf ball in Qin Lai's hand!"

The photographer was stunned by Xia Hunan's sudden outburst, but he quickly pulled into the camera and gave a close-up of Qin Lai's hand.

In Qin Lai's hand, there is an elf ball with a blue gradient base and circles of white stripes on it.Qi Longfei was happy when he saw this close-up: "Oh, Coach Xia has really sharp eyesight, and he can see different things at a glance. The students from Spiritual Soul University have good aesthetics. This elf ball is very beautiful. What do you think, Zhen Rui?"

Zhen Rui agreed: "Yes, this elf ball looks very beautiful. I also want to learn this kind of painting to make my elf ball beautiful."

Xia Hunao was sitting on a chair: "Is this a coincidence? No, it shouldn't be. This is too much of a coincidence."

Qi Longfei turned his head and glanced at Xia Hunan: "Coach Xia, what's wrong with you? Is there anything strange about this elf ball?"

Xia Hunao calmed down after Qi Longfei shouted: "Huh? Oh, it's nothing. There's nothing weird about this elf ball."

"Then you are?"

"Let's watch the game. We'll know after watching it."

When the match between the two sides started, Huang Tianxiao threw the elf ball: "Go, my partner."

Qin Lai also threw the elf ball in his hand.