After being released from prison: the actor's wife became a black fan

"So big, so big, so big, so big, call dad!"

"What a big boy, what a big boy, I am your father!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, call Dad..."

The bell of Sahuan is like a runaway horse, happily echoing in everyone's ears, and it can't be pulled.

It took only a dozen seconds for a person to go from being stunned, shocked, unbelievable to laughing out loud: "Hahahahaha..."

Some people laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs, some people beat their chests and stomped their feet and let out a goose cry. For a while, everyone in the room couldn't even care about their image.

Only Ji Xiunian cracked open, and the smile on the corner of his mouth froze completely.

Yu Yuan covered her face, her face was flushed, and she almost found a hole to bury herself in: "I told you not to listen, if we break up after the show, it must be caused by the show crew!"

Ji Xiunian: ...

Program group:  …

——[Laughing to death, the program team said that they don't want to take the blame!I thought that the relationship between mother and child was the ultimate, but I never expected that there is also love between father and son! 】

The program group coughed and asked with a suppressed smile, "Is there any special meaning for Yu Yuan to set such an exclusive ringtone for her boyfriend Teacher Ji?"

Special meaning?

Do you hear the special meaning of this ringtone, this is too difficult, isn't it?

If you have the ability, make up one and let me see!

Yu Yuan raised her head with her blushing cheeks, met Ji Xiunian's gloomy gaze, and let out a nervous grunt.

FUCK FUCK!

Why do you feel guilty again? !

The CPU of her brain was running fast, not to mention, she actually made up a nonsense on the spot: "Ahem! Didn't you say that if you love someone, you should spoil him like a child?"

"I'm thinking, how can I be regarded as a spoiled child? It must have something to do with my parents, and I need to be both a father and a mother!"

"Ji Xiunian and I have a mother-son relationship, and there is only one father-son relationship missing. It's not easy to make up the whole thing!"

Silent.

next second.

A louder burst of laughter rang out.

——[Hahaha, I understand!Could this be the new meaning of a Yu Yuan-style girlfriend in the new era, who is both a mother and a father, pissing and pissing, and pulling a big boyfriend? 】

——[Sister Yuan's mouth, I would like to call it the king of nonsense!King of Sophisms!Where is my head?Where did my head laugh! 】

Ji Xiunian's temples twitched, his left and right eyelids twitched so much that he had already left home.

For a moment I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

He should say, is it difficult for Yu Yuan to still maintain the couple persona and think of such a reason with all her heart?

Ji Xiunian raised his eyebrows slightly, and his eyes were deep: "Sister Yuan, you have a heart."

Sister Yuan!

Yu Yuan suddenly felt very guilty about these two words, her eyes flickered, and she said with a sneer: "...Yes, yes, yes!"

"This explanation, upon hearing it, is full of personality, style, and reason—cough!"

The program group also followed suit, boasting halfway, and couldn't continue. I have seen fake couples who overturned their cars, but they have never seen such a serious overturn!

I'm afraid they will laugh at themselves again.

The program team quickly shifted their target: "I just listened to Yu Yuan's exclusive ringtone for Teacher Ji. Now, let's see if Teacher Ji has set an exclusive ringtone for his girlfriend."

Both of them were shocked just now.

The program team only canceled the vibration of one mobile phone, but Ji Xiunian's shock has not been cancelled.

Yu Yuan patted her face whose temperature was starting to drop, as motionless as a mountain, as steady as an old dog.

She felt that after experiencing Ji Xiugou, the little liar, and her father's big boy, nothing could shake her anymore.

Not to mention that Ji Xiunian may not have an exclusive ringtone, even if there is, it is still a child's disease——

The sexy and sultry numb voice sounded without warning.

"Brother~brother~~brother~~~brother Xiunian...brother~brother~~brother~~~brother Xiunian..."

One sound is softer and more provocative than the other, and with the lovely voice inserted in the middle, the editing is seamless.

There is no sense of disobedience at all.

There is even a kind of seductive wild cat with small pink claws being tamed, and occasionally retracting its claws, turning into a cute and soft feeling of a domestic cat.

The sound of suppressed laughter suddenly stopped!

A person stared blankly at the phone that was making the sound, and then looked at the words "Little Liar Calling" clearly displayed on the big screen.

The turbulent sea, the five thunders, and the ups and downs of being teased, blushing and heartbeating.

Ji Xiunian's ears also turned red. He was full of confidence just now, and he looked at Yu Yuan, and silently moved away bit by bit.

Typical guilty conscience.

Yu Yuan:! ! ! ! ! !

Fuck it!

When did Ji Xiunian record? !

Yu Yuan crashed on the spot, three souls flew out of two souls, and all the pediatrics were left behind, and she became a paper man in fright.

The barrage is crazy!

——【Ahhhhh!Is this Miss Yuan's voice?This must be Sister Yuan's voice, the coffin powder personally identified it!Official stamp! 】

——【The death fan is here!Yuanji powder gave a lesson to the sisters: Although my brother's voice is a little softer and crisper, I can still hear Yu Yuan's voice!Brother Xiu Nian's cute voice later on, all old fans know, it's Yu Yuan's false voice of calling Actor Ji to wake up in the rice cooker! 】

——[To sum up, these are the two voices of Yu Yuan, and you will add them every year, and it's New Year's Eve! 】

——【Fuck!How could Teacher Ji have Yu Yuan's call to bed—ah no, call her brother?These two still have problems! 】

The program group is like a dog smelling meat, the soul of gossip ignited, and a couple was dug up: "Mr. Ji's ringtone, it is Yu Yuan's unique voice!"

"Brother Xiu Nian can tell that the voice of the rice cooker variety show is used, and the voice of his brother is left alone. When did Teacher Ji record the voice of his girlfriend?"

When will it be recorded?

When he was sick and had a fever and was coaxed, it was also the time when he called his brother to change his wet nurse.

Calculated carefully, could it be a coquettish interest?

Ji Xiunian paused, thinking about how to answer.

Yu Yuan was already so frightened that she quickly replied: "He recorded it when he was a Jixiu dog and not a human being!"

"Let me tell you, I really can't blame me for commenting on Ji Xiugou. You don't know, didn't I just use Qiqi's voice on the show to wake him up?"

"As a result, after Ji Xiunian's next show is known, he can hold his revenge! I must let him record it with the original sound, so that he can keep a handle and laugh at me!"

"Then of course I won't agree! But this thing is too stupid. I was selling autographs at the time."

"This guy is good. He bought an autograph for 30 yuan, and after I received the money, he called and reported that I was involved in a fraudulent transaction!"

"I was so heartbroken with remorse that I recorded the voice of inequality. I didn't expect that the voice of mocking people is still there..."

Yu Yuan was indignant, with snot and tears mixed with truth and falsehood, which disrupted the timeline and forcibly merged into a new content.

Ji Xiunian: ...

Everyone: ...

How did a sexy and provocative voice, an adulterous young couple suddenly turn into a fraudulent transaction, just to be ridiculed?

Something seems wrong?