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Chapter 294 Laziness (4)
[After a while, Anthony found that it was too tiring to open his jaw. Every time he had to open his mouth to stuff the esophagus into his stomach, it was too tiring. 】
【Therefore, he found a hammer and smashed his chin, and then chopped off the shattered chin with a knife. 】
[Without the chin, Anthony can easily stuff the esophagus into the stomach, which makes Anthony feel very comfortable.The less energy wasted on useless things, the more time he could spend sleeping. 】
[In the beginning, Anthony would jump off the carriage to solve the problem when he shit and pissed. Now he simply dug a hole in the bottom of the carriage and used it as a toilet.Because it was too tiring to jump out of the carriage and climb up again, this would relieve the burden a little more. 】
【"I'm such a smart little genius!"】
[Anthony lies on the carriage, thinking contentedly. 】
【Villagers saw Anthony's current appearance and talked a lot. 】
【"It's so pitiful...how did he become like this."】
【"Why is his chin gone? Was he bullied?"】
【"Oh, don't talk about it, he is now homeless, eating, drinking, and lying in the carriage. Now that he is semi-disabled, who boss will hire him to do things?"]
【"He's almost running out of money to sell the house?"】
【"Who knows? Probably."】
【"A lazy man, what is there to sympathize with? This is all his own fault."】
[The villagers now regard Anthony as a negative teaching material for their children. Every time they meet Anthony's carriage, they will teach their children a lesson. 】
【"See? If you are lazy every day, you will become a waste like Anthony."】
[Anthony lies in the carriage, feeling very tired. 】
【Because it is tiring to hear other people talking. 】
【Not as good as...】
【Anthony finds two iron drills from the toolbox and stabs his ears hard. 】
[Blood flows from his ears. 】
[He can no longer hear the sound outside. 】
【"So comfortable, really comfortable, this kind of life without worrying about anything, so comfortable."】
[Anthony lies on his carriage, thinking happily. 】
【Fortunately, his chin is gone, so he doesn't have to put on a smile. Where can he find such a comfortable life? 】
[Suddenly, he felt a pain in his stomach. 】
[Should you be hungry? 】
[Anthony climbs up from the car, trying to stuff his esophagus down his throat. 】
【He started to think again. 】
【"Why do I have to go to such trouble to go from the esophagus into the stomach? Why can't I just connect the tube to the stomach?"】
[Thinking of this, Anthony is extremely excited. 】
[This is another way to save yourself effort, I am really a genius - a lazy genius. 】
[He took out the scissors, cut open his stomach, opened an opening in the stomach, and then sewed the tube on the stomach. 】
【The food flowed directly into his stomach. 】
【Now, he only needs to lie on the carriage to finish all the work of eating, drinking and lazing. 】
【"What is more pleasant life than being lazy?"】
[Anthony rests comfortably. 】
【The flies and ants smelled the blood on his body and crawled to the sore on his abdomen, but Anthony didn't even care about it, because it was too tiring. 】
[With this time, can't you sleep well? 】
【Anthony didn't know how long he had slept, but he was suddenly awakened by hunger.He looked back at his food bag, only to find that the food in it had been consumed. 】
【"what--"】
[Anthony has no jaw and no tongue, he can't speak, he can only make some inexplicable sounds through his vocal cords. 】
[The horse is very spiritual, he knows that Anthony is going to the town to buy food. 】
[When the carriage passed the town, all the residents of the town showed expressions of disgust. 】
[The carriage is full of dirt left by excrement and urine, and it smells worse than a latrine. 】
【The wound on Anthony's stomach has rotted, and his clothes have been burned by the outflow of stomach acid. The tube that transports food grows on his stomach, looking like a terrible monster. 】
【His face is completely inhuman. 】
[He has no tongue, no jaw. 】
[The messy hair covers his grimy face. 】
【"Turr..."】
[The horse stands in front of the shopkeeper and snorts. 】
[The owner of the food store hurried out to greet the customers. 】
【"Sir, how can I help you?" said the shopkeeper, "You look like you need a doctor."】
【Anthony took out a bag of gold coins and threw it into the owner's hand, then pointed at the food in the shop with his finger. 】
[The shopkeeper walks over with the food. 】
【Anthony waved his hand, making a meat-cutting motion. 】
【The owner nodded and asked back: "You want me to chop it up?"】
[Anthony didn't answer because he couldn't hear others.Anyway, he had already conveyed what he wanted to convey in place, and he didn't care whether the shopkeeper could understand it or not. 】
【——Explaining to others, this is really tiring. 】
【The shopkeeper didn't dare to say anything to this weird man, so he could only do as he said. 】
【He chopped up Anthony's food, put it in a bag, and handed it to Anthony. 】
[Anthony puts the food bag on the pipe and turns on the switch. 】
[Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-]
【Food automatically follows the pipe and flows into his stomach.Everyone showed surprised looks. They really couldn't understand why Anthony became like this. 】
【"Has he been abused?"】
【"It looks so pitiful."】
【"Heh, don't feel pitiful, he did this just because he was too lazy to chew food and talk."】
[Anthony lets the horse take him around. 】
[He found himself sitting in a carriage every day, and it was useless to have long legs, and it would waste nutrition if he stayed on his body, which was really exhausting. 】
[So he took out the saw and sawed off his own legs. 】
[Anthony found that he stretched every time after eating, and had to eat after stretching, which was really tiring. 】
【Therefore, he pulled out the food bag, and simply stopped eating. 】
【Anthony found that he had to close his eyes before going to bed, open his eyelids when he woke up, and squint his eyes when the wind was blowing, which was really tiring. 】
【So he used glue to glue his eyelids, so he didn't have to open and close his eyes anymore. 】
【Anthony discovers...】
【then……】
[A few days later, everyone finally found Anthony's body.He tortured himself until only one head remained, and all other parts of the body disappeared, and no one knew how he did it. 】
[However, this should finally satisfy his wish, right? 】
[He can rest forever, forever, forever. 】
【Therefore, he found a hammer and smashed his chin, and then chopped off the shattered chin with a knife. 】
[Without the chin, Anthony can easily stuff the esophagus into the stomach, which makes Anthony feel very comfortable.The less energy wasted on useless things, the more time he could spend sleeping. 】
[In the beginning, Anthony would jump off the carriage to solve the problem when he shit and pissed. Now he simply dug a hole in the bottom of the carriage and used it as a toilet.Because it was too tiring to jump out of the carriage and climb up again, this would relieve the burden a little more. 】
【"I'm such a smart little genius!"】
[Anthony lies on the carriage, thinking contentedly. 】
【Villagers saw Anthony's current appearance and talked a lot. 】
【"It's so pitiful...how did he become like this."】
【"Why is his chin gone? Was he bullied?"】
【"Oh, don't talk about it, he is now homeless, eating, drinking, and lying in the carriage. Now that he is semi-disabled, who boss will hire him to do things?"]
【"He's almost running out of money to sell the house?"】
【"Who knows? Probably."】
【"A lazy man, what is there to sympathize with? This is all his own fault."】
[The villagers now regard Anthony as a negative teaching material for their children. Every time they meet Anthony's carriage, they will teach their children a lesson. 】
【"See? If you are lazy every day, you will become a waste like Anthony."】
[Anthony lies in the carriage, feeling very tired. 】
【Because it is tiring to hear other people talking. 】
【Not as good as...】
【Anthony finds two iron drills from the toolbox and stabs his ears hard. 】
[Blood flows from his ears. 】
[He can no longer hear the sound outside. 】
【"So comfortable, really comfortable, this kind of life without worrying about anything, so comfortable."】
[Anthony lies on his carriage, thinking happily. 】
【Fortunately, his chin is gone, so he doesn't have to put on a smile. Where can he find such a comfortable life? 】
[Suddenly, he felt a pain in his stomach. 】
[Should you be hungry? 】
[Anthony climbs up from the car, trying to stuff his esophagus down his throat. 】
【He started to think again. 】
【"Why do I have to go to such trouble to go from the esophagus into the stomach? Why can't I just connect the tube to the stomach?"】
[Thinking of this, Anthony is extremely excited. 】
[This is another way to save yourself effort, I am really a genius - a lazy genius. 】
[He took out the scissors, cut open his stomach, opened an opening in the stomach, and then sewed the tube on the stomach. 】
【The food flowed directly into his stomach. 】
【Now, he only needs to lie on the carriage to finish all the work of eating, drinking and lazing. 】
【"What is more pleasant life than being lazy?"】
[Anthony rests comfortably. 】
【The flies and ants smelled the blood on his body and crawled to the sore on his abdomen, but Anthony didn't even care about it, because it was too tiring. 】
[With this time, can't you sleep well? 】
【Anthony didn't know how long he had slept, but he was suddenly awakened by hunger.He looked back at his food bag, only to find that the food in it had been consumed. 】
【"what--"】
[Anthony has no jaw and no tongue, he can't speak, he can only make some inexplicable sounds through his vocal cords. 】
[The horse is very spiritual, he knows that Anthony is going to the town to buy food. 】
[When the carriage passed the town, all the residents of the town showed expressions of disgust. 】
[The carriage is full of dirt left by excrement and urine, and it smells worse than a latrine. 】
【The wound on Anthony's stomach has rotted, and his clothes have been burned by the outflow of stomach acid. The tube that transports food grows on his stomach, looking like a terrible monster. 】
【His face is completely inhuman. 】
[He has no tongue, no jaw. 】
[The messy hair covers his grimy face. 】
【"Turr..."】
[The horse stands in front of the shopkeeper and snorts. 】
[The owner of the food store hurried out to greet the customers. 】
【"Sir, how can I help you?" said the shopkeeper, "You look like you need a doctor."】
【Anthony took out a bag of gold coins and threw it into the owner's hand, then pointed at the food in the shop with his finger. 】
[The shopkeeper walks over with the food. 】
【Anthony waved his hand, making a meat-cutting motion. 】
【The owner nodded and asked back: "You want me to chop it up?"】
[Anthony didn't answer because he couldn't hear others.Anyway, he had already conveyed what he wanted to convey in place, and he didn't care whether the shopkeeper could understand it or not. 】
【——Explaining to others, this is really tiring. 】
【The shopkeeper didn't dare to say anything to this weird man, so he could only do as he said. 】
【He chopped up Anthony's food, put it in a bag, and handed it to Anthony. 】
[Anthony puts the food bag on the pipe and turns on the switch. 】
[Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-]
【Food automatically follows the pipe and flows into his stomach.Everyone showed surprised looks. They really couldn't understand why Anthony became like this. 】
【"Has he been abused?"】
【"It looks so pitiful."】
【"Heh, don't feel pitiful, he did this just because he was too lazy to chew food and talk."】
[Anthony lets the horse take him around. 】
[He found himself sitting in a carriage every day, and it was useless to have long legs, and it would waste nutrition if he stayed on his body, which was really exhausting. 】
[So he took out the saw and sawed off his own legs. 】
[Anthony found that he stretched every time after eating, and had to eat after stretching, which was really tiring. 】
【Therefore, he pulled out the food bag, and simply stopped eating. 】
【Anthony found that he had to close his eyes before going to bed, open his eyelids when he woke up, and squint his eyes when the wind was blowing, which was really tiring. 】
【So he used glue to glue his eyelids, so he didn't have to open and close his eyes anymore. 】
【Anthony discovers...】
【then……】
[A few days later, everyone finally found Anthony's body.He tortured himself until only one head remained, and all other parts of the body disappeared, and no one knew how he did it. 】
[However, this should finally satisfy his wish, right? 】
[He can rest forever, forever, forever. 】
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