New Years Eve in Pokémon World

The two baby Spearows were really trying very hard to eat the green caterpillar, but they really couldn't bite it. It was really difficult for them to chew on a piece of iron.

But the big-billed bird showed a "bored to death" expression.

"Shut up and eat!"

This is a mother's rage.

All mothers love their children. It is a mother’s nature to take care of her children, but her nature is right. She should not be irritable when taking care of her children.

Parents with two young children tend to be very irritable, and this theory also applies to humans.

The two baby Spearows pecked the head of the mechanical green caterpillar with their small pointed beaks, making a crisp clanging sound. Along with the sound of hammering, the netizens in the comment area could not stop laughing.

"This little birdie is so stubborn that he insists on eating even if he can't. 』

"Who can tell these two little birds to stop pecking? I feel like my head is buzzing." ”』

"That's almost enough, kid. If you peck again, there will be a leakage of electricity." 』

There was indeed something wrong with the sound of the two little birds pecking at the mechanical green caterpillar. The sound was a little too crisp. Finally, the mother of the unfashionable toucan finally realized that something was not right, but she also He just sighed and pretended not to hear.

So annoying.

The two little spearbirds finally couldn't bear it any longer and moved closer to the big-billed bird.

"mom."

"mom."

"Mom, I don't want to eat it."

"Mom, I can't bite you."

"Mom, my tooth hurts."

The big-billed bird suddenly became annoyed. The big-billed bird was a common problem of every bird Pokémon, and the baby bird was especially talkative. The small-billed bird loved to chatter non-stop.

Their language development is also very good... apart from sleeping and eating, they just talk like this 24 hours a day. How can they not learn to speak? Bird Pokémon are not only fluent in thinking, but also some have extraordinary talents. It can even learn human language.

It’s just a shame for Mother Bird.

"If you don't want to eat, don't eat." The big-billed bird was not used to his two sons of Spearow at all, so he just opened his mouth and started to fight.

The two little Spearows looked at me and I looked at you, their faces full of embarrassment. They squatted there and cooed like little pigeons for a while, but they couldn't help it anymore.

"Mom, I'm hungry."

"Mom, I want to eat."

These two baby birds look very much like those naughty children who growl with hunger but despise their mother's cooking.

The big-billed bird rolled its eyes angrily, and used its big mouth to push the mechanical green caterpillar that was trying to wriggle out of the nest to the two young birds again.

"It's over, it's over, the jailbreak failed. 』

"Is there such a mother who has to feed her child even if he doesn't want to eat?"Can't you just let us go? 』

"Has anyone noticed that these two little birds look very different from their mother?"Is it biological? 』

"Hahaha, maybe I held the wrong egg in the maternity hospital. 』

Looking at the mechanical green caterpillar that was brought to them by their mother again, the two little spearheads said they didn't want to eat anything this time.

"Mom, can you get something else to eat?"

"If you like it or not, I want to change you."

"Mom, there are worms in the food."

Big-billed bird: "..."

Her son's question was so spiritual that the toucan mother didn't realize what was wrong for a moment.

Later, when she realized what she was doing, she became completely angry.

Then he used his big mouth to bang his son's head.

"Mom, stop knocking."

"Mom will be stupid if she knocks again."

After looking at his two useless sons, the big-billed bird decided to eat the green caterpillar himself. These two naughty children did not deserve the fruits of their hunting labor!

Thinking like this, the big-billed bird directly picked up the mechanical green caterpillar in its mouth, and then, reminded by a large "High Energy Ahead" message in the barrage, it swallowed the mechanical green caterpillar with a slurp!

In the end, I got stuck as expected.

Big-billed bird: (???)

"Ugh, vomit, vomit...yue!"

The bird vomited several times with nausea, but when she swallowed it just now, it was too hard, and the mechanical green caterpillar couldn't get up and got stuck in his throat.

With a "hiccup" in his throat, the toucan rolled his eyes and fell directly into the nest, looking like he was about to kick his legs.

The two little spearfowlings were startled and came over to care about their mother.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?"

"Mom, are you dead?"

"Mom, don't die. I'm afraid."

Not only were the two little birds scared, but the audience on the screen were also very scared through the mechanical green caterpillar in the toucan's throat.

"I've been stuck with fish bones before, but today I've become a fish bone." 』

"Green Caterpillar Perspective (x) Fishbone Perspective (?)"

"What's wrong with this bird? Can he spit us out?" 』

"It's not good. Although the trachea should not be blocked, it's not a problem if it stays stuck like this. The bird may starve to death." 』

"After all, we are not really fish bones. We can't suppress it even if we drink a few sips of vinegar or eat a piece of steamed buns." 』

There have been more and more barrages, and netizens have realized that if this matter is not resolved, their lives may be in danger if things continue like this.

"Wait a minute, isn't it said that this is an imaginary world, so the animals here are also fake, right? Maybe we don't have to worry so much? 』

Occasionally there are a few comments like this, but unfortunately they are drowned in the barrage of worries and ideas. The main reason is that the live broadcast so far has been too real, and everything looks lifelike... After all Pokémon are real.

However, netizens did not worry for too long. After the live broadcast from the animal perspective began, a person from the security department kept an eye on the live broadcast. After seeing the problem, the responsible alliance called Jixie and Pixiu to explain. If something happens here, let them rush over immediately to deal with it.

"What, you said that the robot Pokémon we released here was eaten by the birds here?"

"Okay, okay, hurry up and send your location, and we'll rush there right away."

In addition to the same functions as real Pokémon, these mechanical Pokémon made on the earth also have the most basic GPS positioning function. After discovering that something happened, the researchers here immediately sent the location to the evil-proof mobile phone.

Although these two Chinese mythical beasts did not have the ability to travel thousands of miles in a day like Zuo Yu, they were not slow either. It only took about ten minutes to reach the group where the toucan was.

Passing through the dense woods, the entire forest here is the territory of toucans and sparrows. Feeling the intrusion of strange humans, these birds are eager to move, stretching their necks and howling, trying to drive away the enemies. Walk.

But the problem is that the so-called "enemy" in front of them is not a human being, but some kind of superior being.

Jixie looked at the large-billed birds that were blocking his way with flapping wings, frowned a little irritably, and then let go of his aura.

The murderous aura and bloody smell of real sword and gun fights in the battlefield immediately shocked all the bird Pokémon. They fluttered their wings and retreated in panic, staring at the two humans with fear on their faces. .

Jiuxie is different from other mythical beasts. Others have reputation and strength before they can achieve success, but he is just the opposite. All his reputation is gained through battle, without any moisture.

"There are so many nests, let me go up and see which one it is."

After Pixiu mumbled to the doctor, he spread his wings in vain on his back. They were smaller than Hongluan's, but they looked furry...

"Here I found it."

Because this toucan was choked, it made no sound at all and came to ask other toucans in its own group for help. However, her two ineffective sons of the sparrows would only squat next to her and keep talking. Call mom.

It's no wonder that no bird has noticed her abnormality until now.

Pixiu stretched out his hand and directly lifted the big-billed bird up by her head.

The two little spears next to her, after being trapped for a moment, finally thought of protecting their mother. As a result, Pixiu stretched out his fingers and flicked them away one by one. They fell backwards in the nest. The little claws were fluttering in the sky for a long time, unable to get up.

Without these two troubles, Pixiu and Jixie could finally calm down and check what was going on with the big-billed bird.

"It seems that he swallowed the whole mechanical green caterpillar... Is this guy a real person? When he eats, he doesn't check whether he can bite it or not?"

Jiuxie did not complain much. He touched his chin and thought for a while, and then came up with an idea.

"I heard that when humans deal with things stuck in their throats, there is a method called the 'Heimlich maneuver' to spit out the things in the throat."

As for the idea of ​​warding off evil spirits, Pixiu had vaguely heard of the "Heimlich maneuver." She had run many stores, and every year staff would come to her stores to educate them on first aid and fire protection knowledge.

"I remember folding my hands, and then pressing rhythmically near the patient's belly button..."

The two of them put the toucan on the ground and studied it together with their heads touching. They pulled the feathers on the toucan's belly together, as if they were looking for something.

"Where's the belly button?"

"The belly button should be right here. What should I do if I can't find my belly button?"

The two of them searched for a long time. At this time, because the gestures on his body were too heavy, Miao Miao, who was one step behind the two of them and had just arrived at the scene, took a deep breath and said something casually.

"Do birds have no belly buttons, meow?"

After he finished speaking, the scene fell into an eerie silence.

Jixie and Pixiu looked at each other in confusion, and realized later that... birds lay eggs, and it seemed that there really was no such thing as a belly button!

"Then what can we do? This way we can no longer use the Heimlich maneuver."

In the past few years, Jixie had been hanging out with the Baojiaxian brothers in the Northeast. In desperation, he spoke with the accent from there.

"We can only use the oldest method, otherwise we can just throw it out."

Pixiu remained calm at the critical moment, looking like a strong woman in the workplace, but her movements were not so dignified. She directly grabbed the bird's paw and started shaking it.

The entire toucan's neck was held in his hand, and it danced like an airtight creature.

Among them, the patriarch of the Toucan family felt something was wrong after seeing this scene, and tried to come to rescue the Toucan. However, as soon as he flew over, he plunged into the dancing range, and the two bird heads collided fiercely. Once they were together, Team Leader Toucan flew out like a kite with a broken string.

A perfect parabola was drawn.

"You are still weak, let me do it instead."

Jixie rolled up his sleeves, exposing the muscles inside. He reached out to take the bird whose eyes had turned into mosquito-repellent eyes, and then used the nunchuck technique.

Professional, very professional.

Because the swinging speed was too fast, the big-billed bird in his hand seemed to have turned into several heads under the extremely fast rotation.

The two chicks were dumbfounded.

"Mom has changed a lot."

"Mom has many heads."

Big Mouth Que, who was already disgusted by being dumped, immediately became even more disgusted after hearing his child's voice calling mom, and finally succeeded in escaping.

"Ugh, vomit, vomit...yue!"

The mechanical green caterpillar was thrown out with a ball of sticky gastric juice on it, and hit a tree before stopping.

"Wuhu, I'm out!" 』

"Am I being spit out or pulled out?" 』

"Spit it out. I just vaguely heard someone outside talking about the Heimlich maneuver." 』

Jixie wanted to reach out to pick up the green caterpillar, but unexpectedly, Pixiu grabbed her clothes. She took out a gold-threaded Shu brocade silk handkerchief and handed it out with a look of disgust.

With a handkerchief on his side, he picked up the green caterpillar on the ground and inspected it to see if there was any damage.

"Hey, this guy is a bit handsome. 』

"Is this a Taoist hairstyle?" 』

"In the past, weren't the staff of "Animal Spy" all burly men in camouflage uniforms?This time I changed my mind deeply. 』

Pixiu also came over to take a look, and then winked at Jixie, signaling him to quickly release the mechanical green caterpillar again if it wasn't broken.

"Alas, why does this female staff member look so familiar? 』

"She looks familiar to me too. Have I seen her somewhere? Is she a member of some girl group?" 』

"I remembered, the portrait of the boss hanging on the chain gold store "Zhou Xfu" downstairs of my house is her? 』

"Yes, yes, she seems to have been in a magazine about strong women entrepreneurship!" 』

But what the barrage of the video said has nothing to do with the two of them, because the two of them encountered a new trouble...

"This big-billed bird says it wants to follow you."

Miao Miao faithfully translated what the big-billed bird said, and paused after finishing speaking: "Didn't you buy a Poké Ball before? You can use that to conquer it."

Conquer Pokémon?It's not impossible, it's just...

Pixiu raised his chin slightly, revealing a mean look of a capitalist: "It's okay for married women to join my company, but they can't take leave because of their children, and I won't allow parent-teacher meetings!"

Hearing what she said, Jixie was startled and hurriedly checked to see if the mechanical green caterpillar had run away, for fear of recording these words.

Unexpectedly, the big-billed bird shook its head as if relieved, and muttered a few words again. Meow Meow was stunned for a moment, and then translated it.

"I no longer want those two cubs, let their father take care of them."

Meow Meow paused and added again:

"This big-billed bird said that she wants to be a professional independent woman..."