Forced to be a licking dog for a sick villain every day

Gu Li: "..."

He is talking too much.

Every time Cheng Xiyu said the dog licking quotations, she liked to see Gu Li's deflated appearance. This was probably the greatest pleasure she could find in the matter of transmigrating books.

She chuckled: "Master, isn't this a very ambitious life?"

Gu Li: "..."

Mr. Gu said he was speechless, he lifted the lid of the instant noodle box slowly, and ate the noodles slowly.

Instant noodles don't smell good when you eat them yourself, but when you smell them, you'll be greedy, so Cheng Xiyu also bought a box of instant noodles and soaked them.

The instant noodles were still soaking, and there were leftover packages of snacks on the table. It looked messy. She was just about to clean up and throw it away in a nearby trash can when she saw the leftover cup on the table. Jelly, and the pulsation that hasn't been finished yet.

Her movements stopped, her wet eyes were full of bad thoughts, she pretended nothing happened, sat down slowly, then propped her chin and looked sideways at Gu Li.

"Master, do you know what I ate today?"

Gu Li lazily gave her a look.

Cheng Xiyu's eyes were crooked, and there seemed to be twinkling stars in them. She tilted her head and said with a slight smile in her voice, "I ate jelly today and drank pulse..."

"Oh."

The smile in Cheng Xiyu's eyes gradually deepened, as if soft petals were blooming, and his voice was soft and crisp: "But, I still can't help but fall in love with you."

Gu Li's hand holding the fork trembled, the instant noodles slid over the fork, and fell into the soup with a "plop", and a few drops of warm soup splashed on his fair face.

He maintained this position for about ten seconds before he calmly took out a tissue and wiped the stains on his face.

Cheng Xiyu watched Gu Li's actions with a suppressed smile. She found that Gu Li had no resistance to her flirtatious words, and would be stunned for a while every time, as if thinking whether it was someone's words or not.

Cheng Xiyu expressed his deep condolences for Gu Li's days to come.

Who made her bind a stupid dog licking system?

Satisfied, Cheng Xiyu lifted the lid of the instant noodle box and slowly ate the instant noodles with a fork.

Cheng Xiyu always ate very slowly, she didn't take a few mouthfuls, Gu Li had already finished eating, got up and took the instant noodle box and the garbage on her table to a nearby trash can and threw it away.

Cheng Xiyu held the noodle in her mouth, and kept her gaze on Gu Li. She felt that, given their friendship and their close relationship, Gu Li should leave after eating.

Who would have thought that he would walk back after taking out the trash, and then sat down beside her in a bored manner.

Cheng Xiyu was shocked again, took a breath and asked vaguely: "Master, are you waiting for me?"

Gu Li didn't even bother to give her a look at this moment, as it turned out, he'd better shut up.

But at the same time, the facts have also proved that even shutting up can't save his precarious ears from listening to too much "filthy language".

A certain neurotic girl was moved by her poor acting skills again: "Master, are you waiting for me because you are afraid that it will be unsafe for a girl like me to go home so late?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." she murmured with her mouth full of snot and tears, "it must be like this, I'm so touched. My God, you are such a kind wife to me. "

She sniffled: "The little girl has nothing to repay..."

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