Professor The Vampire Earl of Hogwarts

"Malaka, are you sick?!"

The Muggle in the black car angrily pushed open the door, jumped out of the car, and looked at his bumper with a large dented bump in distress.

Malaka (maλ?ka?) is a very classic curse word in Greek.The Muggle man was still unresponsive after cursing, and continued to yell at the wide open window of the silver car ahead.

"Do you know how to drive? Huh?!" He slapped the silver car in front of him vigorously, roaring loudly, "I'm really unlucky today, just met two transvestites who didn't know how to give way, just forget it, As a result, another blind guy drove the car right in front of my car!"

The Muggle man looked over at the silver-haired man in the car, and immediately felt dissatisfied with his appearance, and became even more angry in his heart.

"Okay, so you and the two people behind are together!" He looked at the black-red cloak on the silver-haired man in front of him, with a suddenly enlightened expression on his face, "It's really unlucky that I ran into three people in strange clothes at once. The guy is more annoying than the other!"

The silver-haired man sitting in the silver car is of course Dracula.

After he flew out of his Defense Against the Dark Arts professor's office, he originally planned to Apparate directly to Greece and go directly to his destination.

However, on the way through the Forbidden Forest, Dracula suddenly saw an old Ford car that belonged to Wesley's family driving over the Forbidden Forest.

He immediately thought that after he made the decision to let go of this little car that seemed to have given birth to a little consciousness, he bought two of the most expensive cars that could be bought in the Muggle world at one time——

One of them was sent to the Wesley family as compensation for the old Ford, and the other was the function of the flying car modified by Mr. Wesley, also using the alchemy learned from Nicole Flamel A makeover was carried out.

However, after Dracula modified the car by himself, before he had time to drive, he was distracted by dueling clubs, the return of Voldemort, and dealing with Tom Riddle's Horcrux diary.

Gradually, the remodeled car that hadn't been driven once was forgotten by him, and he couldn't remember it at all...

After solving Voldemort's problem, Dracula went to and from get out of class repeatedly every day, and he was already bored to a certain extent.

In a state of extreme stillness, he hastily handed over the right to teach to assistant teacher Tom Riddle, and flew out of the office by himself.And the old Ford for a ride in the sky above the Forbidden Forest reminded Dracula of the little toy he had remodeled a long time ago.

He immediately became interested and flew to Greece in a car.

The alchemy Dracula learned from the master alchemist Nicole Flamel is quite superb, and the transformed car is also very safe.

So of course the car he was driving wouldn't be able to fly the distance from Devon, England to Hogwarts in Scotland like the old Ford transformed by Mr. Weasley, and throw Harry and Ron out of the air Come down and hit the Whomping Willow...

Dracula flew all the way from Scotland to Mount Olympus in Greece. Just as he was about to land from the sky, he happened to meet an arrogant Muggle mocking two wizards——

So Dracula suddenly became interested, and was going to test how his modified car was better than those completely Muggle crafts, and by the way, he could teach this arrogant Muggle a lesson.

As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the remodeled car suddenly appeared in front of the Muggle man's black car like a silver lightning...

The rest is what Newt and Albertel see.

"Is this your first day on the road, and you don't even know that you can't overtake on the mountain road? You came running ahead of me like a ghost!" The Muggle man was still cursing angrily, "If you don't know how to drive, don't come out and show yourself!"

After cursing for a long time, the Muggle seemed to be tired of shouting, and stopped panting.

"Are you dumb? Just let me swear here by myself, you should give me some reaction..." He panted heavily, looking depressedly at the playful smile on Dracula's face all the time, suddenly felt It was a little creepy, and I shivered all over.

"Improv Sting." Dracula suddenly laughed, "Is this the road rage patient in the Muggle world? It's quite interesting."

Although Muggle men don't know much English, they can still understand the word "Iing".

He immediately became depressed, "British? Dare I scold you for a long time and you still don't understand??"

"Malaka, today is really bad luck!"

The man cursed secretly, and began to dance and gesture.

While rubbing his thumb and index finger in the air, he stammered a few English words he knew.

"Money! Ney!" the Muggle man said with difficulty, his face turned red from being suppressed, "You... bang! My car... Nouse!"

You can tell he's trying to convey that Dracula crashed his car and needs to lose money.

Dracula leaned on the back of the comfortable driving seat, watching him with interest, as if watching a play, and didn't reply a word for a long time.

When the Muggle man was gesticulating for a long time, and his mouth was completely dry, Newt, who stood by and watched for a long time, finally couldn't stand it anymore, and gestured to Albertel.

"Minister Albertel, I think they can't communicate normally, why don't you act as an interpreter for them?" The kind and simple magizoologist couldn't stand by after all.

"Why? Isn't this interesting?" Albertel didn't quite agree with his thoughts.

No matter how far behind the Greek magic circle was in the world, as the Minister of Magic who was regarded as a "high-ranking" magician, being provoked by Muggles still made him a little angry.

"Now is not the time to watch a show." Newt shook his head. "This Mr. Wizard who is driving the car should also come to investigate the abnormal situation of Mount Olympus. Hurry up to solve the problem and get down to business."

Only then did Albertel reluctantly stepped forward, and came in front of Dracula and the Muggle man.

"What's going on here?" he asked the Muggle man in Greek.

Then he looked at Dracula again, and asked in English: "Mr. Wizard, are you also here to investigate the abnormal situation in Mount Olympus these days?"

Before Dracula could reply, the Muggle man saw Albertel, who could speak Greek, as if he had seen a savior.

At this time, he didn't care whether Albert was a transvestite, and grabbed the arm of the Minister of Magic and said:

"Talk to this man quickly, he crashed my car and must pay for it!"

Afterwards, he specifically pointed to his car logo, "Did you see this B? It crashed my car, and it will cost at least [-] U.S. dollars to repair it, and that's not counting depreciation and a series of other losses..."

Alberto looked at the Muggle man who started talking again, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he immediately didn't want to act as an interpreter for him.

The man still didn't realize it, and it still took several minutes to end his long speech:

"If you don't know how to drive, don't come to this kind of mountainous area, don't you think so? If you get into a car accident, you will lose money. This is a matter of course!"

Even if he no longer wants to help this person emotionally, but after all, the psychology of doing business overwhelms his personal emotions.Albertel took a deep breath, turned his head to look at Dracula who was still in the car, and prepared to simply translate a few words of the Muggle man.

However, at this moment, Dracula suddenly spoke——

"Unfortunately, I really don't know how to drive." With a playful smile on the corner of his mouth, he said in fluent Greek, "Today happens to be my first day on the road, and it's normal to have any traffic accidents. Be considerate."

Albertel: "???"

Muggle man: "?!

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"Malaka, are you kidding me?!" The Muggle man was furious, "I see, you pretended not to understand for so long just to see me make a fool of myself, right?!"

"You guessed it right." Dracula shrugged. "I've been a little bored recently. It's quite interesting to see a Muggle swearing here."

"Malaka, bastard!"

The Muggle man was so angry that he clenched his fists and was about to rush up to fight Dracula.

Albertel hurriedly stopped him, and at the same time secretly cast a spell on him with magic to calm him down, calming him down a little.

The down-to-earth Greek Minister of Magic was genuinely worried that this wizard out of nowhere would try to use dark magic on this annoying Muggle... although he had the urge to do so himself.

"Okay, everyone, calm down." Albertel acted as a peacemaker, "Our main purpose is to resolve this incident, so don't be too impulsive."

The Muggle man who was calmed down by the magic finally calmed down, but his determination to ask for money remained unwavering.

"850 US dollars, without this amount, my car can't be repaired!" He stretched out three fingers and said to Dracula, "My car is a BMW [-]Ci, sorry you haven't seen this luxurious car before! "

After hearing the number, Albertel quietly counted with his fingers.

According to the exchange rates of most currencies in the wizarding world, one galleon is equivalent to five pounds, and thirty thousand dollars is equivalent to a pound in the early 4000s... Calculated in this way, thirty thousand dollars is almost as much as more than [-] galleons!

Albertel took a breath, and turned to look at Dracula who still had a playful smile on his face.

"Hey, how can you still laugh!" He said to Dracula in English that Muggle men can't understand, "That's more than 4000 Galleons, how are you going to pay him back!"

Unexpectedly, Dracula shook his head indifferently at him.

"I thought you should be responsible for this car accident." He took out a blood-scented lollipop from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth, and casually said to the Muggle man, "This time it was clearly your car that hit the ground." In my car, you should pay me for it."

"My responsibility? A joke!" The Muggle man's emotions became uncontrollable again, "Although I bumped into you, who knew you would suddenly appear in front of me? Obviously you committed a speeding offense on the mountain road , plus a series of traffic rules such as overtaking without honking the horn, this is not looking for trouble!"

"Moreover, if you don't submit the rules and regulations, the car price alone is more expensive than mine. As far as you are concerned, this kind of small bump can definitely be solved by spending two thousand dollars!"

The Muggle man looked at the side of Dracula's silver body that he hit for a long time, but he couldn't find any trace of a car accident, not even a scratch.

"No, why doesn't your car even have a scratch?" He murmured inexplicably.

As a Muggle, a man can never imagine that Dracula added many protective ancient rune circuits to the car in order to prevent the old Ford of Wesley's family from crashing into the Whomping Willow. .

Not only that, he also added several instant-triggered storage spells to the car body, and when there is a collision, it will automatically cast armor spells, all protective spells and other protective spells.

Therefore, when the Muggle man's BMW 850Ci crashed into Dracula's body, under the effects of several spells and protective runes, there was not even a trace left, but the bumper of the Muggle car crashed into it. There was a big dent.

"Would you like to take a closer look?"

Dracula snapped his fingers lightly.

The Muggle man blinked, and saw that there seemed to be an obvious depression on the silver car body in front of him.

"Huh? I was dazzled just now?" He was a little confused, but he felt that this was reasonable in his heart, so he didn't raise any doubts.

"How about this, I'll take care of you as an old man, and this time I'll calculate it according to the [-]-[-] car accident liability." The Muggle man said, patting his chest, "Five thousand dollars will definitely be enough for you to repair the car. Just add twenty-five thousand dollars to me."

He made wishful thinking in his heart.

Muggle men's cars are actually covered by insurance companies.In addition, the repair price of this kind of dented bumper is actually far less than the outrageous $[-].

He made a rough calculation and estimated that all the repairs could be done for less than five thousand dollars.

If you can get [-] US dollars from this person in fancy clothes, wouldn't it be [-] dollars in blood?

The Muggle man already had a smug smile on his face.

"I agree to divide the responsibilities according to the [-]-[-] split." Dracula's mouth also evoked a playful smile.

"Since you agree, then give the money!" The Muggle man stretched out his hand impatiently.

He has already decided that when he gets the [-] dollars he earned in vain, he will directly go abroad for three days and three nights of carnival!

"Don't worry."

Dracula snapped his fingers again, and on the wheels, on the front of the body, and on the window glass, the car logo composed of two overlapping capital letters "R" slowly appeared on various parts of the silver car.

"Look carefully at this car, and then recalculate the amount of this traffic accident."

The Muggle man looked at the silver car in front of him, at the overlapping capital letter "R", his heart beat suddenly, and his breathing gradually stopped.

"I... you... this..."

His lips twitched and he stammered for a long time before he finally caught his breath.

"Malaka! Is this a Rolls-Royce Phantom?!"

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