I really don't want to live with the female president

The old bastard once said that no matter how strong the enemy is, as long as your heart is calm, as long as you can make your enemy mess up, you can find the opponent's weakness in the process of fighting.

The more anxious the other party is, the more he wants to kill you, and the more he wants to kill you, he will not follow the rules and make crazy shots.

These are the old bastard's words.

Once this happens, the undefeated two can at least inflict heavy damage on each other.

So before doing anything, Xiao Yi would make a long speech.

Although in the eyes of many people this is nonsense.

But to him, what he said was useful.

As far as angering the other party is concerned, there is no need to pay attention to anything, what is hard to hear, what is painful to say.

It would be even better if the other party was cuckolded.

One sentence can make the other party angry.

In a fight between masters, the comparison is not entirely about whose foundation is better, whose kung fu is superior, but also depends on the state of mind.

Xiao Yi didn't think his state of mind could compare to this old crutch who had lived for more than 70 years, but he believed in his mouth.

This is a tool to break through the opponent's psychological defense.

Obviously, Laoguai has been annoyed.

Xiao Yi kept revealing his faults, even peeked at women taking a bath, had thoughts about his daughter-in-law, and was kicked out immediately after being found out by his family - and so on, Xiao Yi was like a roundworm in his stomach Same, everyone knows everything.

Laoguai was angry.

Leaning on crutches, he rushed towards Xiao Yi.

He was limping, and when he ran, he seemed to be about to fall to one side.

After rushing in front of Xiao Yi, he swung at Xiao Yi fiercely with his crutches.

Xiao Yi stepped back, and pulled out a palm.

When his hand touched the crutch, Laoguai immediately pulled back the crutch, changed direction, and hit Xiao Yi's side face.

Xiao Yi backed away, and approached Laoguai with a hug, ready to put his hands under Laoguai's armpit and between his legs, pick him up and throw him out.

Seeing this, Laoguai stood there without moving, allowing Xiao Yi to hug him, then his breath sank, and he took a stride.

Xiao Yi suddenly exerted force, but found that Laoguai was like a stone man sitting on the ground stuck to the ground, his body was not moving at all.

At this moment, a powerful impact burst out from Laoguai's body, his knee and sideways bumped into Xiao Yi's body together, sending him flying out.

After Xiao Yifei flew out, his body rolled on the ground.

He grinned and stood up.

"Pain?" Laoguai looked at Xiao Yi's expression.

"It hurts." Xiao Yi nodded.

"It's okay if it hurts." Laoguai snorted coldly, and approached Xiao Yi again.

The movements on his legs looked slow, but they were exceptionally smooth and light. What looked slow was actually very fast.

In the blink of an eye, he came in front of Xiao Yi, and grabbed Xiao Yi's shoulder with a palm.

Lao Guai thought that Xiao Yi would hide, and Li Xiu and the woman upstairs also thought that Xiao Yi would hide—because any normal person would hide, and no one wanted an old man's oily hands to grab his clothes.

But Xiao Yi didn't move, letting Laoguai grab his shoulder.

This time, Laoguai's armpit and sideways exposed a large gap.

Xiao Yi blasted Laoguai sideways with an explosive punch.

The sound of fists rubbing against the air sounded.

This punch is like a tiger!

boom!

Laoguai used his other hand to block it sideways.

Xiao Yi's hand fell on the back of Laoguai's.

The next moment, the two quickly separated.

"Why don't you hide?" Laoguai looked at Xiao Yi's shoulder in a daze.

There, there was already a trace of oil stains left by five fingers.

But he didn't expect Xiao Yi not to hide.

The key point is that if Xiao Yi doesn't dodge, the attack he originally prepared will be useless.

It turned out that he planned that when Xiao Yi saw him grabbing him, he would definitely back away and dodge, but he was already ready for the next step.

When people are hiding, there must be a lot of gaps.

And the defense is also the weakest.

He could take advantage of Xiao Yi's retreat or dodge to the side, and hit him hard in the direction Xiao Yi dodged.

As a result... this kid didn't play his cards according to the routine.

Not only did he not hide, but he even attacked the gap he exposed!

It's exactly the same as the old beast.

"Why should I hide?" Xiao Yi asked.

Then he pointed to Laoguai's hand and said, "Don't you just want to disgust me with your oily hands? It's okay, I'm not afraid of nausea."

"Speaking of which, you are much cleaner than the old bastard."

Laoguai froze for a moment.

He suddenly realized that he couldn't figure this kid out.

For a person like him who has experienced many battles, he can see through the opponent's next two steps or even more when fighting people.

In other words, once the opponent punches, he knows what the opponent will do next.

But Xiao Yi—to be honest, he doesn't know how Xiao Yi will react next.

Can't see through the opponent, this is the scariest thing.

The point is, this kid also said that the old bastard is dirtier than him?

This is not right.

The old bastard has always been the most clean, and even he is a bit of a clean freak, wearing a white coat every day, just like a cross talk talker.

The key is that the white coat is still spotless every day, and I don't know if he has countless coats or does laundry every day.

Seeing Laoguai's expression, Xiao Yi twitched his lips.

The old bastard used to really like to be clean.

But it is said that that was a long time ago.

Anyway, ever since he got to know the old bastard, that old guy has been holding a chicken coop every day, and he doesn't take a bath for half a year or a year.

Sometimes when I drink too much, I just sleep in the kennel outside.

"It seems that I underestimated you." Laoguai looked at Xiao Yi, and the expression on his face turned serious.

"The little beast taught by the old beast is really extraordinary."

"The old bastard did tell you a lot of things, but there are some things that even he doesn't know."

As he said that, Laoguai suddenly limped towards Xiao Yi, and slapped Xiao Yi's chest.

Xiao Yi turned his palm away, Laoguai smashed towards Xiao Yi with the crutch in his hand.

Xiao Yi pushed it away again.

But at this moment, Laoguai's lame leg suddenly became better, and he kicked Xiao Yi's chest hard!

The foot wind is so strong that Laoguai's pants are clinging to his legs!

All this happened in just a second!

boom!

Just when Laoguai's leg was about to hit Xiao Yi's chest, Xiao Yi suddenly made a move, and slapped Laoguai's ankle with his palm, directly pressing his leg down!

Laoguai staggered suddenly, and rushed forward.

Xiao Yi punched Laoguai hard on the face.

boom!

Laoguai leaned back on his back and fell on his back!

Xiao Yi looked at Laoguai, and raised the corners of his lips: "I'm sorry, the old bastard told me specifically that your leg is not disabled at all."

Laoguai was so shocked that he stared at Xiao Yi with wide eyes: "Impossible! The old bastard has no way of knowing about my legs!"