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160 World Famous Painting: Turtle Carrying the Barber Shop (55 please subscribe and vote)

Just when Su Cheng and Xerneas thought that the Benbenyu was about to evolve, the light on its body slowly disappeared.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey..."

Benbenyu is still as cheerful as a happy kappa.

Su Cheng smiled and said, "Could it have learned a new skill?"

He curiously took out the Elf Illustrated Book and scanned it, and mechanical sounds came from it.

"White mist, covering the body with white mist, will not let the opponent reduce his ability for a certain period of time."

Xerneas said gently, "It seems that Benbenyu's level has improved and he has learned new skills."

Su Cheng thought about it, how could it evolve so quickly? There is still a long process before it evolves.

Why not try Kojiro's evolutionary skills?

This trick only works on Magikarp. The stupid fish is even slower than Magikarp, so it won't work.

After the walk, Su Cheng and Xerneas returned to Mondstadt City. As soon as they reached the gate of the city, they saw people on the street gathering in the direction of Fengshen Square.

Su Cheng thought carefully, today is not a special holiday in Mondstadt. If there was one, Amber and the others would definitely come and tell him in advance.

He also wanted to see Amber perform a game of pile high.

"It seems like something happened," Su Cheng frowned, "Let's go over and take a look."

Su Cheng and Xerneas followed the flow of people and came to the Aeolian Square. The majestic statue of the goddess was extremely noble, with beautiful dandelions floating on it, which was refreshing and refreshing.

However, under the statue of the Seven Heavens, stood a remnant of the old aristocracy that was incompatible with the current era.

As an aristocrat, Shubert Lawrence only knew superficial etiquette. Once he was pushed into a hurry, he would curse and lose all manners.

At this time, Schubert was still pretending to be a nobleman in the past, with a statue of the Seven Heavenly Gods on his head, and his feet on the soil of Mondstadt. He looked elegant in a suit, but he uttered offensive words.

At first, Su Cheng only thought that the old aristocrats, who were oppressed to a certain extent, would bottom out like stocks. This was a natural phenomenon.

However, Su Cheng was wrong.

Schubert cursed the Knights of the West Wind, the Church of the West Wind, the Adventurers Association, the Gunnhild family, and the Legenfund family with curse words that Su Cheng had never heard in his life.

In the end, I felt that it was not enough, and I even scolded my own Lawrence family.

One mouthful of Mondstadt's cancer, one mouthful of freedom is Shet. Flaunting the supreme glory of his Laurentian nobility is the past, present, and future glory of Mondstadt.

Speaking in a fluent Mondstadt accent, he just cursed the Knights, up and down, from the soul of the Knights to Captain Qin's butt.

He has been here giving speeches for three hours, and not a single word has been repeated. It is as if the entire Seven Heavens Statue and Fengshen Square are about to imprint his voice.

The residents of Mondstadt who were watching on the scene just thought it was the remnants of the old aristocracy chattering and talking nonsense, and ignored it.

Schubert regarded this disregard and the growing number of onlookers as a kind of silent appreciation, and he spoke more and more vigorously.

"What is he talking about?"

"Who cares if the remnants of the old aristocracy are talking crazy things in the square?"

"Should we inform the Knights of the West Wind?"

"It's just an idiot. You'd better stay away from him, otherwise you will be infected with idiots."

"..."

Amber was on daily patrol in the city. When she saw something was going on here, she ran over to take a look.

"Hey, store manager, are you here too?" Amber smiled with her white teeth.

"Isn't Yula with you?"

"She went out in the morning, and several Qiuqiu people appeared on the trade route from Qingquan Town to Mondstadt." Amber had just arrived and didn't know what was happening in the square, so she hurriedly urged him, "Tell me quickly. "

"Yora's uncle, as you know him, has a lot of dissatisfaction with Mondstadt, and he's complaining there." Su Cheng pointed at Schubert and said unhurriedly.

Amber sighed softly, "This is not the first time."

"Did he often do this before?"

"Every time when the old nobles celebrated festivals, he would come here to cause mischief. He would even go to the Deer Hunter Restaurant and order fried meat with pickles."

Su Cheng said suspiciously, "I remember that there is no such dish on the notice board of the Deer Hunter Restaurant."

"Hey," Amber waved her hand, "those are the bad habits of the old aristocracy. Fried meat with pickles is a dish they put on the table at every party."

Su Cheng shook his head, "He's been cheating for so long and no one cares about him? Are the Knights of the West Wind so tolerant?"

Amber put her hands on her hips and said helplessly, "What can I do? He is Yula's uncle. There is no principled error, and everyone turns a blind eye."

Su Cheng said seriously, "No, his values ​​​​are already paralyzed. He must be brought over, otherwise, he will not even be able to speak human words."

Amber smiled and said, "I'd like to hear from you."

"Bring a pen and a piece of paper."

Amber took out a small notebook and carbon pen from his pocket and handed them to Su Cheng.

"Huh? You still write a girl's diary?" Su Cheng said in surprise.

"Nonsense," Amber said angrily, "This is a detective diary."

Isn’t it still a diary?

Su Cheng tore off a blank piece of paper from the back, and then used a carbon pen to draw a turtle on the blank space with a barber shop logo on its back.

"Show this to him. Maybe he will return to normal."

Amber looked at Su Cheng's scribbling sketch in surprise, "What is this?"

"It looks like a turtle, but it's actually a turtle. There are no patterns on the turtle's back, so it's easy to mistake it. The one above is the logo of a barber shop. When combined, it means that the turtle is carrying the barber shop."

"A turtle carrying a barber shop?" Amber's bunny-eared scarf on her head moved, and she suddenly understood, "Do you think this is a homophone? Manager, are you good or bad?"

Su Cheng coughed lightly and said, "Go quickly. If he wants to hit someone, you will have the opportunity to take him back to the Knights of the West Wind for tea and chat. This can also be regarded as a long-term achievement for you. The residents present will support you." Touched by this righteous deed, I thank the wind god Barbatos.”

"Kukukuku..."

Amber couldn't help but laugh. She thought the store manager was a real person, but she didn't expect it to be bad. Why didn't she think of this ghost idea of ​​fishing for law enforcement?

"Okay, I'll go over then." Amber smiled evilly, and Pidianpidian went over with the painting.

Amber covered her chest with one hand, imitating the aristocratic etiquette that Yura showed her before, and solemnly said, "I send my greetings to you with the morning dew of dawn, Mr. Schubert Lawrence."

When Schubert saw that it was Scout Knight Amber, he was not afraid. He had given "speeches" here so many times. The Knights are in charge of heaven and earth, so do they care what I say?

"What's the matter?" he said coldly.

"A resident of Mondstadt asked me to give this to you."

Schubert looked at the incomprehensible painting and asked, "What does this mean?"

"Turtle, take it to the barber shop."

"Don't get a haircut here?" Schubert blurted out, tearing the painting into pieces as if it were the painter, "It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense, who is that man? I'm going to kill him now, in the old aristocracy. , if I look at him, he will have to be whipped..."

Amber nodded slightly, "Mr. Schubert, based on your words and deeds just now, as a scout knight, I reasonably suspect that you have a tendency to take away the lives of others. For the sake of protecting the person involved, I want to take you back to the Knights for investigation. Please come with me."

Schubert: "???"

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