One Piece: The King of Kung Fu

Ye Chen's jokes made everyone laugh, but Nami was the most exaggerated. She laughed so hard that her chest trembled, and her tall and tall parts were always particularly eye-catching.

Ye Chen smiled and said, "Actually, the seemingly unpredictable fortune-telling is all just an act. Most of the time, he guessed the identity of the other party through observation of words, but couldn't figure it out, and then deliberately pretended to be very mysterious, making it look like he could pinch someone. It will count as the same. This joke is actually only half told.”

At this point, Ye Chen deliberately let it slip, and Nami rushed over, "Hurry up, speak quickly, I still want to listen."

Ye Chen reluctantly looked away from Nami's chest. He really wanted to make some excessive demands, but because Robin was watching from the side, he had to restrain himself as much as possible, cleared his throat, and Ye Chen continued, "Dog meat The general was very satisfied with the fortune teller. After this incident, the fortune teller became famous. There was an endless stream of people looking for him to tell fortunes. Everyone was crowded in front of his fortune teller. Naturally, he made a lot of money. It was simply a daily life. When Jin Doujin entered, there were three local villains who were very jealous and wanted to cause trouble for fortune-telling, so they decided to go to the fortune-telling stall together. The three of them came to the fortune-telling stall and clamored for fortune-telling. It would be fine if the fortune-telling was accurate. That’s right, just smash his stall and rob him of all his money.”

The fortune teller saw that these three men were aggressive, tall, thick, and full of flesh. He knew that they were either gangsters or hooligans. The customers who had queued up before were not scared away. He knew at a glance that these three people were well-known in the local area. The villain.

I had no choice but to fight and fight, and I couldn't escape, so I had to agree to let them do it. After thinking for a while, the boss said the word "pig".

The fortune teller counted with his fingers and said with a smile, "Congratulations, someone will definitely treat you to dinner at noon."

The boss felt puzzled and didn't believe it, so he replied, "Then I will wait until noon. If your calculation is not accurate, see how I deal with you."

The second child also got a pig, and the fortune teller couldn't laugh or cry and said, "At noon, someone will definitely give you a new dress."

It was the turn of the third child, and he also guessed the character for pig. The fortune teller almost died of anger. These three ruffians actually competed with the pig, and they all guessed the same character.

The fortune teller thought for a while and said to the third child, "I'm sorry, someone will beat you up later, and the beating won't be light."

Nami felt puzzled, "How did he detect that he was blind?"

Ye Chen shook his head, "Maybe he just got lucky. The boss is easier to guess. At noon, someone invited him to dinner. Because he is the local tyrant and the boss of the three gangsters, so there are people It’s normal to invite him to dinner.”

"As for the second brother, the fortune teller saw that his clothes were a little shabby, so he guessed that someone would give him a piece of clothing. Sure enough, he guessed right. There were many clothes makers on this street, so naturally some people wanted to curry favor with the three brothers. Well, seeing that the second child’s clothes are worn out, it’s normal to give him a new one.”

Nami nodded, "It seems that he is very lucky in fortune-telling. Where is your third child? Does anyone really dare to beat him?"

Ye Chen nodded, "Yes, this third child is impatient. Although the eldest and second child were both guessed, he was not convinced at all. Because he was the local tyrant, he did not believe in anyone at all.

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I dared to beat him, but when I got to the street, he yelled and yelled: Who, who dares to beat me? It was a coincidence that the fortune teller saw the dog-meat general's woman passing by his stall early in the morning, the third child Others didn't dare to provoke him, but the people of General Dogrou were not afraid of him. Besides, that guy was also very unlucky. He was shouting on the street and accidentally stepped on General Dogrou's woman's feet. The woman cursed, "Lao San" It was just a slap when he turned back, but this time it was better. General Dogrou's men were all angry, and they rushed forward without hesitation, and beat the third child violently. "

Luo suddenly raised his head and asked, "I really want to know what the fortune teller will do next. If he guesses correctly, he is lucky. He can't tell the three people that he guessed blindly."

Ye Chen smiled slightly and deliberately made a long sound, "Don't worry, just listen to me slowly. The three gangsters felt puzzled, especially the third child who was beaten badly. He wanted to ask clearly. So the three of them came to the fortune-telling stall again. The third child pointed at the fortune-telling nose and asked: Obviously our three brothers all had the same word, why was my eldest brother invited to dinner, my second brother was given a piece of clothing, and I was beaten severely.”

Nami and others' eyes widened, and even their ears twitched.

Ye Chen continued, "The fortune teller replied, the word pig has its own rules in our line of work. The first person to write pig is called Fat Pig Arch. Think about it, when a pig arches, its owner must think it is hungry. So you feed it, so when someone invites your eldest brother to dinner, your second brother also writes the character pig. This is the second pig arch. The owner feels puzzled. Why is he arching again after he has just been fed? Could it be that it was cold, so I added some hay to it, so someone, you got the second brother a new suit of clothes, and you also wrote the word pig. This is the pig's three arches. The owner will think, feed it too. , and hay has been added, the pig must be full and has nothing to do, so in a rage, it will definitely give the pig a good beating."

After Ye Chen's joke was over, everyone burst into laughter again. Ajingang took a sip of wine and spit it all out.

Luo nodded, "This fortune teller is really clever."

Nami became excited after hearing this, and hurriedly stretched out her hand to hold Ye Chen's arm and begged, "One more, I want to hear one more." Because the two of them were almost close to each other, Ye Chen could clearly feel the fullness of Nami's chest. , rub against it, soft and numb, which made Ye Chen feel painful and excited. He really wanted to execute Nami on the spot. She was really a charming fairy.

Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "Eat first. After dinner, I will tell you another joke. That joke is really funny."

"Great"

Nami hurriedly returned to her seat and sat down, and everyone ate significantly faster. Anyway, it was still early to arrive at Fish-Man Island, and there was nothing to do, so she should just pass the time with Ye Chen's jokes.

Everyone was in a whirlwind, and the dinner was quickly over. Nami hurriedly urged, "Hurry up, don't wait any longer."

Ye Chen glanced at Nami and thought, with her anxious look, if she really has a man in the future, he will probably be an anxious man.

Ye Chen cleared his throat and saw Stone bringing a drink. Ye Chen grabbed a cup of coffee and handed it to Robin. Robin smiled and looked at Ye Chen, his eyes filled with tenderness for a moment.