The days when I was making trouble in American comics

"Cool! Do you know magic? I am Mary Jane, he is Peter Parker, and we are neighbors. Is your blush real? It's so cute."

The ability of one hand to attract bills from the air was an eye-opener for the two children. The little girl Mary asked curiously, reaching out to touch Dumpling's face.

"Thank you. My name is Peter Parker, my uncle's name is Ben Parker, and my aunt's name is May Parker. My family lives at 201 Ninth Avenue, Queens. Are you from the Xia Kingdom?"

Peter Parker, on the other hand, took the three ten-dollar bills and glanced timidly at Wang Xiaoer and Wu Liuqi, who were still selling offal.

"Dumpling, your new friend?"

Naturally, these little tricks couldn't escape the eyes of Wang Xiaoer and Wu Liuqi. Wang Xiaoer teased that he had never seen a dumpling look like a real child.

"Xiao Er, you also have Natasha as your new friend! Brother Shu admires you..."

The sound of dumplings immediately echoed in Wang Xiaoer's heart. This sentence made him feel a little resentful. He turned his head and smiled unnaturally, and continued to greet the guests.

"The two of them are from the Xia Kingdom. As for this, it's not magic. Do you want to learn it? I'll teach you!"

Avoiding Mary's little hand, Dumpling blinked his eyes, stretched out his two funny thin eyebrows, and said to his two peers, it's time for the Crane Senryu style to be passed down in this world.

"Is it really possible?"

Peter Parker trembled and asked in surprise. His hand that took the banknote was still in mid-air. He just thought Wang Xiaoer wanted to get the money back.

"I also want."

Mary also jumped for joy, and the bowl of beef offal soup she was holding in her hand was spilled.

"Mary, soup!"

Peter Parker was about to cry. The soup splashed on his legs. Although it tasted delicious, it was conceivable that he would be scolded by his aunt when he got home.

"Okay, you can call me dumpling master from now on."

Dumpling's little chest puffed up and he spoke gracefully.

"Dumpling Master? Is that your name?"

Mary handed the offal to Peter and continued to ask curiously.

"It's my name. Hey! Peter, are we friends now? If you learn it, you can not only do magic, but you can also protect Mary."

Noticing the undisguised envy and jealousy in Peter's eyes, Dumpling said to him.

"Is it demolishing Nice Kung Fu? Wow! It's so cool!"

Hearing this, Peter put on a classic Once Upon a Time pose, and the second half of Dumpling's words moved him.

"I don't want him to protect me? I was the one who protected him in school, but someone took off his pants this morning...Dumpling master, when do we start learning?"

Mary Jane snorted, but seeing Peter Parker's pitiful and aggrieved look, she turned to ask Dumpling.

"Let's talk about it first. Learning this requires continuous practice for a long time. Are you determined to continue practicing?"

When talking about this, Dumpling's tone became serious. He probably wouldn't have much time to teach these two children, so the most important thing was to rely on themselves.

"Ah? It's so troublesome. Isn't it the same as doing homework at school? I'd better forget it, Peter, what about you?"

Mary immediately backed down.

"I learn!"

Peter Parker's eyes became determined. He didn't want to be ridiculed by his classmates anymore, so he excitedly said to Dumpling.

"Peter, it's time to go home. Mary is here too. What are you buying for food? Are you?"

Just when Dumpling was about to respond, a middle-aged woman came up and touched Peter and Mary's heads, looked at Dumpling doubtfully and said.

"Dumplings, our new friend! Aunt Mei, you can try this too, an authentic Xia country snack!"

While talking, Mary picked up the offal from Peter's hand and repeated what Wang Xiaoer had just introduced.

"Thank you Mary. Well, it does smell good, but what are these? Offal? Oh my god, offal is so delicious?"

Mei exclaimed after chewing a piece of beef offal. You must know that most Americans do not eat water, and the Parker family is no exception. This goes against their common sense.

"The upper-class people have eaten. Madam, do you want another bowl? I'm a good boy, and I'll benefit from it for thirty years!"

Wang Xiaoer, who was busy collecting money, turned around and said, if business comes to your door, there is no reason not to do it.

"Thirty dollars? Walter? Sorry, Peter, Mary, we should go home."

Hearing the price, Mei stared at the two children fiercely. The price was something adults would have to grit their teeth to eat, not to mention the current economic downturn, so the two naughty children bought it directly.

"go home."

Peter's eyes dimmed with hope, he sighed, and followed Mei. Let alone learning magic today, it seemed like he was going to be talked about again tonight.

"Dumpling, let's go first! Bye, will you still perform magic here tomorrow?"

Mary jumped up and down, waving her hand towards the dumplings, and then followed Peter.

"It's still no fate, Dumpling, how old are you, why are you thinking about teaching others?"

Wu Liuqi asked as he prepared the last customer's beef offal.

"There's nothing we can do about it...no, the city management is coming, run away."

Halfway through, Dumpling glanced with his mind and saw the patrol car approaching on the street. He quickly reminded Wang Xiaoer and Wu Liuqi.

"Run!"

Wang Xiaoer immediately stopped counting money, and together with Wu Liuqi, he pushed the dining cart into a small alley in a hurry.

After seeing that no one was following, the three of them looked at each other and laughed.

After a while, Dumpling said to Wu Liuqi with a strange expression, "It seems that I have to teach that kid just now. Ah Qi, Brother Shu said that it's the same for you. You don't need to teach the Shadow Assassin, just use the skills of using Qi to control the scissors." That’s it.”

"What about me? Do I teach too?"

Wang Xiaoer on the side asked, he is obviously the strongest, why not let him teach.

"Do you want to recognize that child as your son? Or do you think your family's unique skills can be passed on casually, so why don't you teach us two first, Master Xiaoer?"

Wu Liuqi has a yin and yang, and his mouth has always been very poisonous.

"Fuck you, can you recognize this son casually? Natasha is not pregnant yet, how can I find someone who is not my biological child. I think you are just jealous of me. Forget it, with you two children who have not grown up yet If you have nothing to say, I’d better go eat something good.”

Wang Xiaoer's face was filled with sadness, and he turned around to leave.

"I didn't take the money, waiter, do you also want to buy it for zero yuan?"

Behind Wang Xiaoer, Dumpling shouted and handed him a few U.S. dollar bills using telekinesis.

"Hand over the money, yellow-skinned monkey! I know you made a lot of money, hurry up!"

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, and two zero-yuan purchase players with atypical skin combinations blocked the way at the entrance of the alley.

"Are you coming or am I coming, Ah Qi?"

"Don't move, just let me do it! You can do anything, but you really think of yourself as a human being!"

Looking at the bearded white man holding a gun and the black man beside him, Wang Xiaoer felt the wind at his feet. He advanced instead of retreating and turned into a phantom and rushed forward.

Whoosh!

After a series of shots, the rabbit rose and the falcon fell. In just a few breaths, the two zero-yuan purchasers were knocked to the ground by Wang Xiaoer without even firing a gun.

Wails came from the ground.

Stopped abruptly.