The days when I was making trouble in American comics

"How about it?"

The priest waved his arms easily and freely, and his slender fingers were like the sharpest weapons in the world, shining with cold light.

The wrist electricity and the wind broke open the flesh and blood, nailed into the gaps between the bones, and green blood spattered!

"Roar!"

Little Hulk roared in pain, with shock and anger on his face, and the power in his blood surged, but he still refused to accept it.

The sound of bones crackling like buds bursting out of the ground became restless. The wounds on Hulk's body disappeared, and his size suddenly increased, returning to his original appearance.

"Hulk!"

The Hulk, who had regained his shape in the eye of the storm, roared angrily, like a small boat in the sea. The debris rolled up around him and the bricks falling from the dome were constantly smashed by it. Its power was still soaring, with one hand Already out of the storm.

But the pair of top-quality trousers made of unknown special materials were not so lucky. The tearing force of the storm turned the trousers into tattered pieces of cloth.

Hulk felt a coldness on his crotch, and then there was a strong stimulation. Human shame and anger flashed across his face. His expression kept changing, the greenery suddenly disappeared, and a small sound was mixed with the howling wind.

"You're still far away..."

Goenitz took out a handkerchief from his arms, wiped the green blood on his hand gracefully, and said in a chanting tone.

Suddenly the wind stopped, and a naked man fell from mid-air.

boom!

Debris also fell down, and smoke and dust spread everywhere, which was quickly blown away by a gust of wind.

"Father, I am guilty."

A moment later, Bruce Banner crawled out of the rubble and knelt down in front of Goenitz with tears streaming down his face. Not only was he in physical pain, but more importantly, the sense of shame had broken down his psychological defenses. He now wants to kill himself and let Hulk die with him.

"May God bless you."

Opening the Bible and looking for something in it, Goenitz said calmly.

"Father, please redeem me and use your divine power to kill the devil in my heart. I am willing to pay any price."

As if grasping the last straw, Bruce Banner raised his head and begged. His eyes were bloodshot, and coupled with his current nakedness and gray face, he looked even more sincere.

"Come on, please pray to God!"

Hearing this, Goenitz suddenly opened his arms, and the candle that had been knocked down on the ground gained momentum and clung to the wooden board, making a sizzling sound.

And Goenitz in the firelight was majestic at this time, more like a god than the statue standing in front of the church.

At least that's what Bruce Banner thinks.

"Take it and you will be saved."

A pair of gloves suddenly appeared in front of Bruce Banner. He picked them up and saw the letters "Chariot" printed on them. He looked up at Goenitz inexplicably.

"This is an artifact given to you by God. When the devil is about to come out, wear it and touch your chin, and you will remain calm. Similarly, you can also use it to tame other people. This is the power given to you by God. And you It will be His chariot, guarding His lost sheep.”

Goenitz said like a magic stick, but he didn't think much of the [Animal Taming Gloves] in his heart, because when someone can hold your chin, they can naturally kill you. That is a simpler method than taming. .

"Really? Father."

Bruce Banner hurriedly put on his gloves. In his eyes, a faint green light flashed, and green blood began to flow.

"Hulk! I don't believe it!"

The roar and crash sounded again, but this time, the green color quickly faded.

"Oh, no! Huh?"

Bruce Banner put his hand on his chin in confusion, and then he was pleasantly surprised to find that he had not transformed into the Hulk, and he even felt like he could control when the Hulk came out.

"Good, you did. I'll be here for a while, and you can call me Priest, Mr. Chariot-Bruce Banner."

Goenitz's tense muscles relaxed and the air flow returned to normal. He closed the Bible gracefully and walked into the darkness.

"Priest? Chariot, willing to accept God's instructions."

Looking at the departing figure of the blue-robed priest in the darkness, Bruce Banner murmured to himself with certainty.

Then the noise of noisy people, fire trucks and police cars woke him up. Looking at himself naked, Bruce Banner also walked towards the darkness.

During this time, his complexion kept changing, green and boiling with anger, but it returned to normal as soon as the glove touched his chin.

"Father Gao, what happened?"

"I don't know either? There seems to be a problem over there in the confessional. God, let's go and take a look."

In the corridor, looking at the sleepy but doubtful young nun walking towards him, Goenitz covered his face and said.

"God will bless you."

The nun's eyes flashed with horror. She was at the scene of the "Father Paul's Child Sexual Abuse Case" a few months ago and witnessed the strange scene of "God is dead". She finally re-established her faith in her heart, but the result was like this again. One out.

But she was more sympathetic to Goenitz, the priest who had just parachuted into St. Augustine's Cathedral not long ago. Everyone in the church said that he came here to take the blame for other priests - the God-forsaken place in Brooklyn, the city of churches. land.

After the last "Father Paul child sexual abuse case", a saying spread in the American church circles, "When the superiors hate a person, they will let him serve at St. Augustine's Cathedral in Brooklyn."

This statement is true. After that incident, the vast majority of the clergy applied to the church for inter-regional transfers. However, except for a small group of well-connected and powerful clergy who left, more people were transferred in.

And now that Goenitz has just taken office, something happened here again. In the eyes of the nuns and other priests who are still here, this may affect Goenitz's future bright future.

As for why the nuns are so interested in Goenitz?

Mainly because I'm jealous of his body.

After all, mature and charming uncles and priests are rare here, not to mention Goenitz's conversation and elegant demeanor are bonus points.

And in addition to being loved by the church's clergy, Goenitz was also voted the most popular priest last week by believers.

"Let's go."

Goenitz led the way toward the confessional where he had destroyed himself.

……

The next day.

"It is reported that there was another vicious incident in St. Augustine's Cathedral last night. The confessional collapsed. God is dead?"

After putting down today's "WHIH News Frontline", Nick Fury rubbed his temples and picked up a photo. It showed Bruce Banner naked and wearing gloves last night.

After a while, Hei Lu Dan picked up the phone and dialed a number, "General Ross, what have you been doing recently? I wonder if you can lend us another Afu?"

"Afu? Impossible. As for what I am doing? No comment."

The prompt sounded, and Nick Fury's eyes gradually became sharper. He then made a phone call, "Melinda, I now need you to get close to an important person with powerful power. You must persuade him to join us and join the Avengers." !”