[Douluo+Jian San] I became a fucking pig's foot

Girl...feelings?

Tang Hao's eyes were speechless.

"Incomprehensible."

Mi Tang took the marshmallow he bought and took a bite. A sweet milky taste spread in her mouth.

“When you can’t understand, just choose silence.”

Straight men are not scary, what is scary is straight male cancer.

The former gives me a sense of accomplishment, but the latter Mi Tang will just shy away from!

It's actually quite fun to flirt with a straight guy like Tang Hao.

"It's quite sweet, don't you try it?"

Tang Hao's eyes darkened slightly as he looked at the pink marshmallow in her hand. He originally thought of saying that he didn't like sweets, but he thought of something and chose to nod.After a while, Tang Hao was stunned for a moment when he saw Mi Tang walking through the crowd and buying him a flower and handing it to him.

Mi Tang smiled, took a bite, and said jokingly, "Second brother, you don't think I want to eat the same marshmallow with you, do you?"

"Nothing."

"Tsk."

Duplicitous man.

"Let me see what else is fun."

Tang Hao could only sigh deeply, keep up with her pace, and keep an eye on her carefully to prevent her from being hit by tourists.

Of course - this whole day was not boring at all. He really couldn't understand why Mi Tang was so happy. After all, these amusement projects were really immature in the eyes of a soul master, but pure joy was easily contagious. Looking at her If you are happy, your mood will also improve.

Tiandou Amusement Park is located near the outskirts of Tiandou City. The land is cheap, the area is huge, and there are hundreds of amusement projects.

"Awesome, there is also a claw machine here!"

Mi Tang threw the bamboo stick of the marshmallow into the trash can, rolled up her sleeves and prepared to play with the claw machine.

One copper soul coin can be caught ten times, and the claw machine is full of cute little things, dolls and the like.Tang Hao just watched Mi Tang throw coins, catch ten times, throw coins, catch ten times, throw coins, catch ten times... He spent a whole gold soul coin, and after catching for several hours, someone still found nothing. .

The boss who was maintaining the claw machine next to him was laughing so hard that he couldn't even see his eyesight.

Tang Hao: "..."

Has she forgotten that she is a soul master?

In the end, the store decided to give Mitang a doll as a gift because of her poor grasping skills.

"Is there such a benefit?" Mi Tang smiled at the store owner, "It's pitiful to be alone in the shape of a doll, so why don't we get a good thing in pairs?"

Fascinated by the beauty, the shopkeeper smiled and agreed, "Okay, if you want two, you can have two."

Mi Tang picked two palm-high dolls, a female doll wearing a pink skirt and a male doll wearing a black dress.

Tang Hao still smiled when he saw Mi Tang leaving the stall, raised his forehead and said, "If a store encounters a fat sheep like you, it won't open for a month, but it will eat for a month after opening."

Mi Tang held the doll with her left and right hands and lectured, "Second brother said this, but it ruins the fun. Catching the doll is not about how many can be caught. The most important thing is the process, and the fun you experience in the process is enough to pay the price, the doll It’s just a surprise at the end.”

Tang Hao said, "But it's not impossible for you to catch him."

As long as Mi Tang uses his soul power or his own abilities a little, he can wipe out several claw machines with one gold soul coin.

"Only ordinary people can experience the joy of being a master." Mi Tang said, "Once you take advantage of a soul master to gain it, it won't be so worth it."

Tang Hao said, "Because it's so easy to get?"

Mi Tang blinked her right eye at him.

"This is human nature. It is too easy to get, and people often don't know how to cherish it."

As smart as Tang Hao, he vaguely understood something.

"Two dolls, second brother, which one do you like?"

Mi Tang shook the doll in her hand in front of him, and Tang Hao took away the female doll wearing a pink skirt.

"Wow - I didn't realize that the second brother also has a pink girl's heart!"

Tang Hao put the doll into the space soul guide and listened to Mi Tang making fun of him. He couldn't help but give her a fried chestnut on her forehead.

"Naughty." Tang Hao asked her proactively, "What else does Third Sister want to play next?"

Mi Tang hesitated, "There's nothing I want to do for now. Let's go sit there. I don't know how the snacks here are."

Soul masters have relatively large appetites and absorb and digest food quickly.

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No matter how much you eat, you won’t feel full, and you won’t gain weight no matter how much you eat. You can eat Mi Tang from the street to the end of the street and then turn around and eat it all the way!

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Watching others eat your Amway will give you twice the joy of eating.

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Tang Hao was coaxed into eating a lot by her.

By the time the two of them left the amusement park, the golden crow was already falling, and the golden afterglow lingered on the horizon.

"Second brother, do you know if there is such a place in Tiandou City?"

Tang Hao was puzzled and asked her straightforwardly, "Where?"

Mi Tang said, "It's... that kind of place, a place for fun."

Tang Hao: "..."

"Second brother, just tell me if you have it. Don't lecture me. I just want to go over and experience it."

Tang Hao said angrily, "Have you not seen enough of the Killing City?"

Mi Tang curled her lips in disgust.

"It's different. The city of killing is as chaotic as a circle of beasts. I've seen too many needle eyes. I have my second brother by my side now."

Mi Tang also found out clearly that Tang Hao is an invisible girl control, who takes soft things but not hard ones.

As a Sword Three player, you can be serious, you can be ridiculous, you can be cute, you can be picky, and being coquettish is nothing, and integrity is nothing.

Tang Hao said firmly, "I've never been there, so I don't know."

"A man in his thirties should have heard of it even if he has never been there, right?" Mi Tang didn't believe Tang Hao's words. She clasped her hands together and looked at him with a smile, "I'm just going to go take a look and experience the adult nightlife." , don’t mess around, don’t make trouble, and don’t interfere. Do you think you should lead us there, or should I go there privately?”

After coaxing, deceiving, and threatening, Tang Hao was finally persuaded.

"It's just a bar. Don't go to those smoky places."

Mi Tang trembled a little when she heard the word "bar".

The redbud bar left a heavy psychological shadow on her.

but--

Many nightlife starts with a chance encounter in a bar. If you are lucky, you might be able to watch a live version of a handsome man and a beautiful woman hunting for sex.

"A bar is fine too."

I thought I could watch the show secretly, but when I got there, I realized that I was overthinking it.

The bar that Tang Hao took her to was very quiet, with a strong but not greasy fragrance floating in the air.

The bar covers a large area, the decoration is glittering, and the atmosphere is full of wealthy people. The background music of the bar is played by a dozen handsome men and beautiful female musicians in the middle of the dance floor.Most of the guests were well-dressed, occasionally drinking and whispering, and occasionally making appointments to go to the dance floor for a dance.

Mi Tang: "..."

What about the DJ and the crazy bees and butterflies she expected?

"What I want is not so serious."

Tang Hao said, "I only have such serious people here."

Curiosity killed the cat, the lesson of the killing city is not enough?

"A glass of ale and a glass of juice."

Mi Tang: "???"

When the waiter couldn't help laughing and put the juice in front of Mi Tang, Mi Tang just wanted to tip the wine glass upside down on Tang Hao's head!

Who are you looking down on by letting her come to the bar to drink juice?

Just as he was about to get angry, Mi Tang heard a drunk man muttering the name of an acquaintance.

"B-Bibi...Dong...Dong'er..."