Absolute Surrender [Football]

"The number one coach in football has settled in Blackburn, and the Premier League debut staged a desperate comeback!" - "The Times"

"Violence will return strongly, and never bow to the rich!" - "Mirror"

"Three goals in the first half and a hat-trick in the second half! Blackburn Yaofeng told the world with a goal: My dynasty is coming!" - "Daily Mail"

"Leander Tang once sent information to all the teams in the Premier League, but no one cares about phenomenal players. Allardy said frankly: People are picked up." - "The Sun"

"Shock! He's a Newcastle fan!!!!" - The Guardian

"Ferguson: The team did well and lost because of one man." - The Independent

……

Allardyce went to the post-match interview by himself. He originally wanted to take Leander out to show off, but the kid shouted in the locker room that he was hungry. It is not easy for a coach to wrong the hero, and the game itself attracted The eyes of the whole world, the exposure rate is enough, thinking this way, it doesn't matter whether he shows his face or not.

The decision was really right. If Leander was brought on, the camera would definitely be aimed at him. Who would listen to the head coach? Because the protagonist is not there, the media can only wait patiently and let Allardyce brag about himself.

"In August, Leander handed over a personal profile, and I saw it by chance. The profile was not very impressive, and he could only roughly judge his physical condition through specific values. I happened to be free at that time, so I Asked an assistant to call him to try out at Blackburn, and it turned out badly."

"He is like a layman. He is amateur in all aspects. There are only four advantages: fast speed, great strength, strong explosiveness... and good looks."

When Allardyce said this, the reporter couldn't help laughing. He shook his head and continued: "I and the coaching staff have the same meaning. At his age and skills, he can't meet the requirements of the Premier League." , I hope he can choose a career again and don’t be obsessed with football. Before the words were conveyed, Liandel scored a goal. It was that goal that made me see the qualities of a top striker from him, so I resolutely signed him.”

As soon as the words were finished, a reporter raised his hand and asked, "Mr. Allardyce, I'm a reporter from The Guardian. May I ask which company's youth training player is Don? Are his skills really that bad?"

"In fact, he has not received any formal training, and his skills have been practiced in the past three months."

Everyone's eyes lit up again. If there is no water in these words, he is a real genius!

"Can you tell me what drives such a handsome guy to play professional football? His look is more suitable for fashion circles."

Allardyce shrugged. "Maybe he's tired of being a fan... who knows? You'll have to ask him that."

Tired of being a fan? ? ?

Blackburn has such a powerful fan!

"According to the official information, Don is not from Lancashire. He was born and raised in Newcastle... Blackburn's charm is so great that it can compete with magpies."

Based on the principle of being angry, one counts one, Allardyce revealed the truth with a smile: "No, no, you probably misunderstood. He had never been a fan of Blackburn before signing with the team. Leander is very fond of Newcastle. Loyalty, after the Magpies were relegated, he ran around with the team, and the game never fell... In the penultimate round of the League One, Newcastle beat Plymouth in an away game to qualify for the Premier League in advance. It was a very tragic car accident, because during the World Cup, it was not widely reported. It was because of that accident that Leander lost his parents. After recovering from his injuries, he chose a new future—— Be a player and play for the team you love."

and many more.

So he should go to Newcastle, how did he end up in Violent Ben?This is wrong!

The news media are all human beings, and they immediately made up N possibilities. They vaguely felt that they had grasped the point. If, as Allardyce said, Don was really bad at the beginning, there was nothing but his face and physical fitness. Well, then there's a good chance he won't meet Newcastle's selection criteria.

If this is the case, it will definitely be called the biggest own goal of the season!Giving away the demon star to others, the magpie suffered a lot!

The press corps and Allardyce slammed into each other. They didn't care about Ferguson at all. They insisted on knowing more inside stories. The Blackburn coach sighed and said: "According to his own statement, he handed over the information several times, and all I didn’t hear any good news, and then I contacted other teams with the same result. It was already mid-August when I received our trial training notice. At that time, the summer transfer market would be closed. I am very proud of him as a player, Liandel will consciously practice more every day, he never complains of suffering or tiredness, he is a very professional player, he is great!"

Everyone who heard this, including media reporters, staff, and Manchester United coach Ferguson couldn't help feeling sorry for Newcastle.

To give away such a football monster star, from the standpoint of Blackburn: the great kindness is really unforgettable.

It's no wonder Allardyce is happy to announce the plot to such an extent.

Even if the club and I don't take the initiative to mention it, the British media can dig out all the experiences of Leander from childhood to adulthood. Who made him not only look good but also play so well, who made him overthrow the giants Manchester United!

……

What was Leander doing at this time?

He was shopping at the fast food restaurant next to the Old Trafford Stadium. In order to avoid being recognized, he asked the staff to borrow a down jacket, and he didn't miss any hats, scarves and masks.

The one who sneaked out with Liandel was Jones, a local player with normal height and skin color. The two pretended to deliver food all the way. When they returned to the visiting team's locker room, they were about to take off their equipment when they realized that the atmosphere was not right.

Rooney, Carrick and Ferdinand.

The front, center and back are all in place. What is Manchester United going to do?

Liandel nodded at them, without saying a word, he put the two pockets in his hand on the ground, and distributed the large and small boxes of takeaway to his teammates: "I invite you today, everyone just eat!!"

Samba Fue, you shouldn't expect too much from him. The so-called treat is to eat the takeaway next to Old Trafford?As a rising future superstar, being so stingy is also drunk!When Samba was still struggling, Leander stuffed a box for each of his teammates. He looked at the three stunned Manchester United players and felt that he was not being kind, so he handed them three copies.

I have been a professional player for so many years, and I have never encountered such a thing. Rooney took over the fast food box mechanically, and I haven’t recovered from it for a long time. Seeing him like this, Liandel frowned: "Stand up stupidly." What are you doing? Eat all of them! Don’t save me money!... I’ve been starving to death after running for so long!”

Rooney couldn't help but glanced at Jones, who was also a local player. He wanted to ask, is this kid really the number 11 on the court who is so sharp on the court?

The image and setting seem to be a bit inconsistent.

Leander happily gnawed two chicken legs, and after his hunger was alleviated, he remembered the sports news he had watched these days. Congratulations, he finally recognized England's golden boy Lu Xiaopang! ! !

"I grew up watching your games! Please exchange jerseys with me!" Leander was thinking that the signed jerseys of the Manchester United star would definitely sell for a lot of money. He didn't realize what kind of cheating words he said... just because With these two sentences, Ling Ganqi, who was sitting in the corner eating chicken legs, choked.

"Cough...cough...cough..."

Seeing that he was about to choke on tears, Liandel turned his head to look at his teammates and expressed his love and concern: "Eat slowly, don't worry, there is still in the box."

_(:3ゝ∠)_

Just being labeled as a foodie is also drunk.

Rooney is even more worried. The first reason they came here is to exchange jerseys. The second is that everyone is an English player, so they should get in touch...Because of this game, Rooney regarded Liandel as a strong opponent, and he still wanted to meet on the court next time You must win it back, this anger was extinguished before half an hour had passed.Is this really the one that tore apart Manchester United's entire defense and scored a hat-trick at Old Trafford?You are kidding me!

On this day, Rooney posted a photo of him and Leander on Facebook, with a glass of Coke and a few large boxes of fried chicken legs in the background.This message was forwarded frantically and received [-] likes in an instant.

"Ahhhhh...Lu Xiaopang, you are too cunning! You actually went to the visiting team's locker room to hook up with Don!"

"If you have the kind to post photos, you have the kindness to Aite him! Hand over my male god's ID!"