Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Here Ronaldo and Leander are giving belated birthday gifts, and Ludwig shamelessly went to Brazil over there. He is simply a thief, and he directly passed this matter to the public, fooling fans all over the world into saying that he is at the end of his life. Lost on the road, he also posted a selfie of a person on the streets of Rio. That photo looked a little confused, which was quite a rich expression for a paralyzed face.

Tolian del Fu, the English and Brazilian media have torn several times, coupled with the 14:0 tragedy, the relationship between the two sides is even more tense... As soon as Ludwig's photo was posted, it immediately attracted three extreme reactions.

There are brainless fans who say they are willing to adopt him, saying that they are in the capital of Brazil, and ask him to locate the coordinates and drive to pick him up in minutes.

There are many people in this category, but the number of people is still not as good as that of the other group.

That group had long wanted to go to Spain to beat him to death, but they felt that the cost of going across borders and continents was too high, and they planned to postpone the plan to the World Cup half a year later. Just delivered it to the door.

[If you are capable, stand still and don't run!I will break your leg! ]

[Zhengchou didn't have a chance to settle the score, so he took the initiative to deliver it to his door!Just stay where you are, we'll see you there! ]

[Come on a slogan!Just stand where you are until you hear me say "you son of a bitch"? ]

[Brothers have assembled, it will be easy to kill him today! ]

[Who gave the courage?How dare he come to Brazil! ! ! ]

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It was all planned, in Leander's plan, which, needless to say, was his bad idea for Ludwig.

The first thing I want to say is that both Ludwig and Leander are orphans. After more than ten days of vacation, he was bored by himself and wanted to go to his friends. He called Liandel and the dog guy was showing his affection. Ronaldo I don't mind more than one person coming, but Shiba Inu's father is going to be overwhelmed and needs support.Leander didn't even think about it, he refused resolutely, and said with distaste that he had seen his face for so many years, and he was together every day during training and competitions. Can we have some private space after finally taking a vacation?

As soon as Leander flicked his tail, Ludwig knew what he was going to do. After listening to his nonsense, he calmly said that he would book a ticket and let him notify Ronaldo to pick him up at the airport.

This action was so powerful that Leander almost knelt down and called his father, but he immediately relented, don't stop, and then gave him an idea.

How about going to Brazil to join Ricardo?

It was clear that he just didn't want Ludwig to come to Portugal, but let him find a reason to send him away.

First of all, the next World Cup will be held in Brazil. In the past, I have experienced the cultural features and national quality of the people there.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is to be able to perform a bitter trick and force the snail that has retracted into the shell to come out.

Whether it's getting lost in the path of life, or that selfie... it's all curated by Leander.I also know what will happen after posting that kind of photo. The fans spontaneously divided into several waves. If they want to kill him or take the initiative to help Ait Kaka to rescue, he doesn't need to do anything. The sweetheart will come by himself.

How sincere are you to go to Brazil at the risk of your life?

Looking at Kaka's state, if it's almost the same, I can express my confession again!More importantly, he can rely on Kaka openly and pass the entire winter break. The fans will not feel any unnaturalness, because all of this is a matter of course.

Not to mention Ludwig's eye-opening, Ronaldo who accidentally heard them talking on the phone was stunned.

It must not be Leander!

My wife is obviously sweet and silly, when did she become a scheming bitch?

I haven't woken up yet!

Yes, that's right, it must be so!I'll go to sleep again!

Ronaldo was quite frightened, and soon he knew what was going on, Leander proudly said to the other side, this is a routine he just learned, and the male protagonist would get wet in the rain and get sick before confessing his love , as long as it can be done for the heroine, it will be done!This is dog blood, this is a classic, this is a routine that will never go out of fashion in TV dramas, a magical tool for picking up girls, hey!

Leander was not afraid to tell his little friend that he was going to play a game for the fans to see if he could gain another wave of fans.For the sake of bamboo horses and bamboo horses, it is cheaper for him.

Ronaldo's hanging heart finally let go.

Although Leander is pretending to be coquettish, he is actually that fresh and refined little fairy!

He is not a scheming bitch, but a brain breaker.

He's never changed.

Since the wife has no problem, other Ronaldo doesn't care, you said that your friend for so many years is too cruel to Ricardo, shouldn't you report a letter? ...Although he didn't hear Ludwig's response on the phone, he firmly believed that as long as his IQ was online, he wouldn't listen to Leander fooling around.

Who knows?

Who knew that he would be an idiot this time after being smart all his life.

Ronaldo was drinking water when he saw Ludwig's Facebook message. He almost sprayed the water.

Because they gathered together and wanted to fuck him too much, the fans were a little flustered, and they rushed to tell him to hurry up, stop dawdling with his ex-wife and daughter, and go to save people, if they really make them angry, one party will want to Open the ladle.There are also many people who report the crime across the country, so the police station will be dispatched quickly.There are even rich people who are stupid, just saw the battle on the Internet and placed a transnational order, asking professional bodyguards to escort Ludwig.

Ludwig is not mentally handicapped, he will honestly squat in the place where the photo is taken and wait for people to surround him?He even posted on Facebook after he was far away.

However, the fans didn't care about these details. They called Kaka on various platforms, Facebook, Twitter, ins and Weibo, regardless of whether he had an account or not, let's talk about it first, and the British embassy in Brazil asked them to find a way .

Ludwig just listened to Leander's words, took a selfie in front of a landmark building on the streets of Rio, and posted it on Facebook after walking away, with a line saying that he was lost on the road of life... just After leading to such a big battle, Ronaldo, who was watching the process, was convinced. His wife is awesome, and she does everything vigorously, and any idea she thinks of can make headlines.

Isn't that right, Ludwig successfully rolled into the headlines of the major news media. A selfie of him made the fans all over England have a bad Christmas, and they were all worried about his safety.Of course, the Brazilian fans did not have a good festival, and the whole city mobilized to find someone, saying that he would avoid future troubles while he was still in Brazil.

Leander was not worried at all about the trouble, he hugged the freshly bought Wing Bucket and the Monkey King, and ate very happily.

Ronaldo couldn't stand it anymore, and sent condolences on behalf of the whole family, probably meaning that I'm sorry for giving you such a bad idea.The reply he received was very polite, translated into vernacular as "use your dick"!What a kindness to feed the dog!

Liandel accidentally glanced at the phone screen and almost fell down laughing.

"It's unnecessary for you to worry. Don't dare to say anything else. Ludwig escaped first!"

"Don't say it's impossible to be caught. Even if he accidentally falls off the horse and wants to run, who can catch up? Rio is so trafficked that even a car can't catch up with him!"

Ronaldo thought about it, that's right, he thought about it again, even if there is something that they can't do if they are so far away, Ricardo should still leave it to Ricardo to save the beauty.

Thinking of this made him feel at ease.

He is comfortable, and Mendes is not well, completely.

As a Portuguese, he can say in the domestic football circle that he can cover the sky with one hand and has a very wide network of contacts. Because of this, he also has many sources of news. I just heard that Leander agreed to go to the hunting party, and I heard that Ronaldo is afraid of being robbed The limelight kept people from going... Before he had time to ask about this matter, Ludwig secretly went to Brazil. He didn't bring a bodyguard, an assistant, and no one to pick him up from the airport. He walked alone on the streets of Rio.

This shit just finished Christmas and has been tossing, can you stop for two days?

He called Ludwig, and the answer he got was: Leander and Ronaldo were too ruthless to take him in, so he could only go to Brazil to join Ricardo. It was too pitiful to spend the holidays alone.

He called Liandel again to ask for confirmation, and this side was more calm, and said directly, "When you are in love with your wife, you receive this kind of call and don't want to send him away?"

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Mendez: Huh.

Don't talk about love, I don't know how many times I was disturbed by you bastards when I made love with my wife!How dare you fucking say that! ! !

"I also heard that you are going to a hunting party?"

"Do I have it? I'm being honest! Do you think I stepped on the restricted area?"

Mendez: Huh.

It's as if stirring the base is not a forbidden area.

But he knows Leander well, basically he doesn't do anything that may be fined, and it's basically impossible to recruit such activities, and he doesn't know how the rumors spread, or the robot's accident physique broke out, It wasn't once or twice that he was caught in the shit bowl.

If you want 818, you must have a hard hammer. These rumors are groundless at best, and they can’t cause trouble. The top priority is to solve the troubles on Ludwig’s side. Thinking of this, Mendes has a direction again, just reminding Leander not to forget the winter break Long-term plan, nothing more to say.

The winter break plan is to create momentum for the FIFA Golden Globes gimmick.

He has already taken the first step, and it should bear fruit soon.

After coming out of the slums, Ronaldo asked if he should contact the newspaper office. They are all for news and fame. If there is no follow-up, it will be meaningless.Leander stopped him. Leander is more proficient than him at how to hit the hearts of fans directly.

This kind of thing, let yourself say that the price is low, and let the media say that it is inaccurate, it is still up to the lucky fans to do it themselves.

Sure enough, the fans turned around and took a photo of the precious signed jersey, carefully uploaded it to their personal homepage, and were so moved that they said it was the best Christmas gift they had received in more than ten years.

Some people said that the rumors were not credible, that Leander was super handsome and had a very gentle personality.

Some people said that they didn't expect that wearing a Real Madrid jersey could really summon stars.

By the way, some people feel sorry for the poor goalkeeper who was caught home by his mother. It would have been okay if he hadn't come out from the beginning. It couldn't be worse to pass by the goddess.

These people posted the specially signed jerseys at the same time, bluffing other fans.

Judging by the handwriting, it is the autograph of Ronaldo & Leander. That's right.

What happened?

Can the poor in the ghetto afford genuine signed jerseys?

Liandel's signed jersey can easily sell for several thousand euros, isn't it?

Because of the expansion of the influence, some friends in the circle shared and Atriandel asked him if he had drawn a lottery recently?Why no impression?

Leander smiled.

——It’s not a lottery, it’s a Christmas gift, a Christmas gift.