[One Piece] She comes from a private server

"Idiot." Alicia said softly.

"Yeah." Sanji's response was also light.

"Fool."

"Ah."

"You can't even refute it, you idiot."

"……Um."

Alicia raised her head from the crook of Sanji's neck, frowning and pretending to be angry.

"Hey, Sanji, why are you becoming clumsy now?"

"...I'm sorry, Alicia." Sanji looked sad, and his eyes that looked at Alicia seriously were unmistakable, filled with indulgent love.

Isn't this a super foul? Alicia licked the roof of her mouth uncomfortably. Anyone who is looked at by the person he likes with such eyes will want to sink and indulge, right?

"You know how to cause trouble for me..." Alicia complained and put her hands on Sanji's shoulders secretly, "If you keep doing this, how can I endure it?"

"Huh?" Sanji only had time to utter a confused syllable before the back of his head was in Alicia's hands. The palm of the hand brought his head close to Alicia, the cold and moist breath fell on the tip of his nose, and a long-awaited kiss that he had fantasized about countless times in his mind finally fell on his lips.

Sanji's eyes widened in astonishment, his whole body tensed up instantly, and soon he closed his eyes tightly, fearing that it was just a sweet dream. Ah, such a soft touch, like jelly taken out of the refrigerator, with the smell of ice, snow and flower petals. His body and mouth smell of tobacco. Will Alicia find it objectionable? Will his beard hurt Alicia's soft skin?

Under intertwined breathing, Alicia bit Sanji's lips dissatisfiedly.

"Asshole, can you still be distracted at this time?"

"Ah, ah... no, no, no, it's not a distraction!" Realizing that he had really kissed Alicia, blush spread from Sanji's neck to his cheeks. He shook his head wildly to deny Alicia's accusation and stumbled. Baba tried to defend himself, "Absolutely, definitely not a distraction, yes, yes...ah! What should I do? I don't know how to explain it at all..."

"Pfft - what, you big idiot, hahahahahaha!" Alicia looked at Sanji who was so depressed that even his hair lost its luster in an instant, and she laughed in his arms.

"Ah... I'm in a panic right now. Don't tease me, Alicia..."

"Then -" Alicia smiled and leaned closer to Sanji's face, "Do you want to continue?"

"Eh? Is it okay?"

"Please, Sanji, when it comes to the person you like, it's okay to push the envelope sometimes, right?"

"Does it really matter if I go a little further? Won't Alicia hate me for this?"

"Tsk, you're a bit too wordy."

Alicia was speechless, and with full mobility, she held Sanji's cheek and kissed him again. Sanji agreed, lowering his head slightly and deepening the kiss gently. However, after Alicia broke through Sanji's teeth like an invader, his breathing suddenly became heavier and his gentle attitude changed.

Sanji's chest and consciousness seemed to be on fire, because the taste of this kiss was so wonderful that for him, the situation became unpleasant. He held Alicia up and let her back half lean against the cherry blossom tree, while his chest was rising and falling greatly. He relied on his last sanity to distance himself, put his forehead against Alicia's, and slowly opened his eyes.

"Can't continue any longer..."

"What's wrong?" Alicia asked with messy breathing.

"..." Sanji opened his mouth and then closed it. Her wet eyes fell on Alicia's lips, which had become redder and more attractive because of the kiss just now.

Reasons like "If I continue, I can't help but do even more extreme things to Alicia" are simply hard to explain! Sanji thought aggrievedly.

"Don't look like that, Sanji, as if someone bullied you." Alicia puffed up her face and tapped Sanji's chest with her finger in dissatisfaction, while the guy she was poking with her hand stared at her. His lips opened and closed, his eyes widened.

"So cute~~ No, no, no, you have to be calmer! The more you want something, the more it is your weakness. The closer you are, the more you have to think about it. Be patient, Sanji, the more times like this, the more you have to be like this Be patient like a man!"

"Ah..." Alicia's gaze paused under Sanji's nose, and then followed the bright red liquid flowing from there to fall on her front. Haha, that's great, the ambiguous atmosphere has been completely destroyed. Her forehead jumped up and down, and the hand holding Sanji's cheek pinched his face hard, "I don't know what you mean by patience, but your nosebleed dripped onto my skirt, idiot." .”

"!!!" Sanji lowered his head to confirm that his nose was really bleeding, and turned his face away from Alicia's sight in a frantic manner. "Ahhh, don't look at it, Alicia... This is so embarrassing, so embarrassing!"

"Hey, the glorious incident of nosebleeds in the women's bathroom has already happened. Isn't it too late to say it's embarrassing now?" Alicia sighed nervously, straightened Sanji's face, pulled up his sleeves and wiped them with concentration. The nosebleed on Sanji's face dropped, "I really can't do anything with you. Although it makes me unhappy a lot, because you are my lover, I have no choice but to admit it."

"...Lover?" Sanji's Adam's apple rolled nervously, "Is that what I thought it meant?"

"Otherwise, what else could it mean?" Alicia asked, quickly pecking Sanji on the lips, with a sly look in her eyes, "I have taken advantage of you. If you are still not responsible, you will call me a scumbag, right?"

"Don't tease me, I will take it seriously."

"I won't tease you about this."

"Obviously my attitude was still changing before. I insisted that I think deeply about it, but suddenly..."

"Well, after all, this is Sanji. I already like you, and there's nothing I can do about it."

"Damn it..." Sanji gritted his teeth and dropped his head on Alicia's shoulder in frustration. "I want to take it seriously, I really want to take it seriously. If you suddenly change your story and tell me that you regret it, I might be heartbroken to death!"

"What are you thinking about? Since I said I want to be with you, it proves that I have made the decision not to regret it."

Sanji's face buried in Alicia's shoulder seemed to be crying and laughing. After thinking of something, he popped his head up with a serious look on his face.

"……Oops!"

"What's wrong?"

"The confession I prepared! I've already drafted it, but now it's useless..."

"What does it matter? Then tell me now."

"I don't want to confess to you so carelessly. My original plan was to set off countless fireworks on Onigashima after Luffy defeated Kaido. Under the gorgeous fireworks and the enemies' wailing begging for mercy, I held a rose and took one knee. Kneel down—"

"Okay, that's enough. You can shut up. No, shut up."

Alicia expressionlessly covered Sanji's dreamy face with her palms to stop him from talking.

"Eh? Listen to me, Alicia~"

"No, just from the beginning, you can tell that this is definitely a tacky way to express your love. Don't ask, just ask to thank you for the invitation."

"Then I'll think of other ways to express my love. Well...what do you think--"

"Oh, I feel so hungry. Sanji, let's not stay outside like this. Let's go back to Trafalgar."

"The way of changing the subject is too deliberate, Alicia." Sanji's eyebrows drooped, frustrated. But the other party is Alicia, and he is willing to compromise even if he accepts his fate. He restrainedly kissed Alicia's forehead and put her down. "Then let's go. Feeding you is one of my duties as a lover."

"What, it sounds super businesslike." Alicia made a face, and Sanji took her hand, intertwining their fingers intimately.

"Alicia said this because she didn't understand that for me, even this kind of official business is what I dream of." Sanji turned his head and looked at the hands held by the two of them tenderly, "I I feel so incredibly happy right now, as if I’m dreaming—wait a minute, I do feel like sleepwalking now, could it be that I have too many delusions, so I’m dreaming?”

Alicia rolled her eyes, raised the hands they intertwined with, put the back of Sanji's hand to her mouth, took a bite, and couldn't bear to blow on the shallow teeth marks.

"Oh, it hurts, right?"

"Ah, it looks like it's not a dream." Sanji showed a silly smile, looking quite satisfied. “Great~”