Thor who reversed the Marvel world
Chapter 45 Put down your dagger
"CNN International News reports live around the world 24 hours a day, seven days a week."
"Going back to five years ago, half of all life in the universe was wiped out of existence, but three days ago, these disappeared people were brought back again."
"According to reliable sources, this shocking reversal was exactly what the superheroes in the Avengers did, but how did they do it specifically?"
"James Rhodes, the country's chief of the Army's Weapons Development Division, an Air Force colonel and one of the superheroes involved in the reversal, said: No comment."
"The United Nations calls this a 'blinking' event..."
"Oh, no comment," Saul was lying on the sofa, holding a beer and looking at James Rhodes mentioned on the TV news, and couldn't help laughing: "This answer is very clever."
After drinking the remaining beer in one gulp, Thor threw the empty bottle to the ground and pulled a brand new bottle from the shelf nearby.
"Thor, look," Stone Man Korg pointed at the TV screen and sat aside with snacks in his hands and said, "They really invited your black friend."
With his face flushed, Sol's eyes were blurred, and he continued to cast his lazy gaze on the TV in front of him:
"The people who disappeared after experiencing the "Flicker" event were still the same age when they came back, but the other people who have not experienced the "Flicker" are now five years older."
"This huge change has undoubtedly made many people uncomfortable. Today, we are honored to invite Air Force Colonel James Rhodes to tell us a few words about this "Flash" incident."
"Ahem, friends in front of the TV, I am James Rhodes, director of the National Army Weapons Development Department, Air Force Colonel, and one of the superheroes who participated in the reversal."
"This long experience is thrilling and puzzling, but everything is in the past, and we should also look forward. From today on, we will enter a new stage of life, and next..."
"Jingle bell~"
"Oh, sorry, I have a call to answer."
"But I hope nothing will happen again!"
"Hello, Tony? Yes, I'm here for the CNN news conference..."
"Ziziziz~" The TV was turned off.
Thor's face was rosy, and he got up from the sofa in confusion and stared at Loki, who was blocking the TV screen with his body and said:
"Loki? What are you doing?"
Wearing an apron and carrying a broom, Loki opened his arms to show Thor what he was wearing: "Isn't it obvious what I am doing?"
"Yeah, of course it's obvious," Thor said perfunctorily.
"Hurry up and turn on the TV. I want to see what kind of embarrassment James will have in the future." Thor moved his arm towards Loki from a distance and said with a smile: "He actually received a call from Tony on the show, hahaha …”
"Please..." Loki held up the broom and rolled his eyes.
"How did you transform into a fat nerd in an instant, and watch TV here in peace while your brother works beside you?" After Loki finished speaking, he put on a fake smile on his face for a second, and glanced at Thor with raised eyebrows. , then shook his head and walked towards the beer bottle in the corner with a broom in hand: "Get up quickly, brother."
"Okay, Okay, get up now..." Being complained by Loki, Thor stood up slowly. He turned his head in boredom and stared at Loki's back.
Suddenly, an evil smile quietly appeared on Thor's face.
With a crooked idea in his mind, he raised his right arm. Thor pointed his thumb up and his index finger forward. He gestured like a gun and pointed it at Loki. A tiny electric spark began to twine around the tip of his index finger.
Thor closed one eye and aimed at Loki's butt:
"biu!"
A tiny spark of electricity shot out from Thor's fingertips and hit Loki's butt instantly.
Loki jumped up reflexively and let out a cry of pain.
"Thor!" Loki covered his butt and quickly turned around and glared fiercely. Loki stared at the mischievous Thor and yelled: "What on earth are you doing!"
"Hey! Everyone, big or small, calls me by my name," Thor liked to see Loki like this, and Thor happily retorted: "You always get pranked by you, it's time for you to have a taste of pranks. .”
When Loki heard this, he didn't say anything. He threw away the broom and flicked his right hand to the side. A dagger quickly appeared in his hand.
"NONONO, what are you doing?" When he saw the dagger, Thor's mind immediately sobered up: "Loki, put down your dagger."
"Don't you want to get stabbed?" Loki still said viciously.
"Heyman," Stoneman Korg quickly interjected at this time: "I heard that you were killed when you stabbed Thanos with a dagger. To be honest, as a wizard, you shouldn't use a dagger in close combat... ....”
"Crack!"
However, before the stone man Korg finished speaking, Loki picked up the dagger and thrust it into the stone man Korg's chest.
"Oh," Korg sat on the sofa, staring down at the few stones that fell from his chest without any reaction, and said quickly: "Now a few more stones have died on my body."
"Hey, Loki, don't be so rude." Thor frowned and looked at Loki who would stab someone's chest with a dagger whenever they disagreed, and spoke for Kog: "Kog is right, a mage always uses Don’t you think it’s embarrassing to fight with a dagger in close combat?”
"Okay, I was just experimenting with your reaction to test my accuracy in controlling lightning. After all, I came up with a fun move," Thor explained after a pause.
"NO, brother," Loki shook his head and said helplessly, "Don't change the subject."
"We've been back three days," Loki complained.
"For the past three days, you've been either lying in bed or sitting in front of the game console."
"The room is littered with beer bottles and garbage bags of snacks that have been eaten. The bed is like a pig's nest and has never been tidied up. There is even a peculiar smell!"
"Is this what a king of Asgard should look like?"
Without waiting for Thor to answer, Loki directly said the most important thing that he wanted to say the most: "Hurry up and arrange a separate house for me, I don't want to sleep with you..."
Thor was a little confused when he heard Loki complaining so much at once, but then a smile appeared on Thor's face.
"Isn't this a special situation?" Sol explained with a smile.
"Look, Loki, we're expanding, aren't we? It takes a while to build a house."
"After all, the population returned, and the number of people in Asgard suddenly quadrupled."
"No one lives alone in a house now. Let's squeeze in. Isn't this what we should do?"
Loki shook his head after hearing this. He disagreed with Thor's approach: "Brother, if you feel that the population has returned and there is no place to live, as the king of Asgard, you should think about going to space to find a new home instead of Still crowded on this human planet.”
"Don't say that, Loki," Thor replied, still smiling: "You know how much energy I spent trying to bring you back..."
Sol waved his hand: "I'm tired, just let me have a good rest for now, okay?"
"NO," Loki quickly retorted, "If our mother knew you had developed such a habit..."
The sudden mention of his mother made Loki's words stuck in his throat, and he finally stopped talking.
After looking at Thor, Loki hesitated for a moment, and finally turned around and walked outside the house: "I want to go out for some air..."
Thor looked blankly in the direction where Loki went out, and asked with some confusion: "When did Loki change his appearance?"
Suddenly a phone call rang in the house:
"Jingle bell~"
"Thor, your phone is ringing," the stone man Korg reminded Thor.
Sol picked up the mobile phone on the table and put it directly to his ear without looking at it:
"Hello, I am the God of Thunder in Asgard, who are you?"
"Oh, Tony, what do you want from me?"
"Hey Friday, why are you impersonating Tony's voice?"
"Okay, I know."
"Ah."
"Tonight at seven o'clock, there will be a celebration at our alliance base. See you there."
"Bey~"
Sol hung up the phone and smiled.
After looking outside the door in the direction where Loki left, Thor paused slightly and finally raised his feet and followed him out the door.
"Going back to five years ago, half of all life in the universe was wiped out of existence, but three days ago, these disappeared people were brought back again."
"According to reliable sources, this shocking reversal was exactly what the superheroes in the Avengers did, but how did they do it specifically?"
"James Rhodes, the country's chief of the Army's Weapons Development Division, an Air Force colonel and one of the superheroes involved in the reversal, said: No comment."
"The United Nations calls this a 'blinking' event..."
"Oh, no comment," Saul was lying on the sofa, holding a beer and looking at James Rhodes mentioned on the TV news, and couldn't help laughing: "This answer is very clever."
After drinking the remaining beer in one gulp, Thor threw the empty bottle to the ground and pulled a brand new bottle from the shelf nearby.
"Thor, look," Stone Man Korg pointed at the TV screen and sat aside with snacks in his hands and said, "They really invited your black friend."
With his face flushed, Sol's eyes were blurred, and he continued to cast his lazy gaze on the TV in front of him:
"The people who disappeared after experiencing the "Flicker" event were still the same age when they came back, but the other people who have not experienced the "Flicker" are now five years older."
"This huge change has undoubtedly made many people uncomfortable. Today, we are honored to invite Air Force Colonel James Rhodes to tell us a few words about this "Flash" incident."
"Ahem, friends in front of the TV, I am James Rhodes, director of the National Army Weapons Development Department, Air Force Colonel, and one of the superheroes who participated in the reversal."
"This long experience is thrilling and puzzling, but everything is in the past, and we should also look forward. From today on, we will enter a new stage of life, and next..."
"Jingle bell~"
"Oh, sorry, I have a call to answer."
"But I hope nothing will happen again!"
"Hello, Tony? Yes, I'm here for the CNN news conference..."
"Ziziziz~" The TV was turned off.
Thor's face was rosy, and he got up from the sofa in confusion and stared at Loki, who was blocking the TV screen with his body and said:
"Loki? What are you doing?"
Wearing an apron and carrying a broom, Loki opened his arms to show Thor what he was wearing: "Isn't it obvious what I am doing?"
"Yeah, of course it's obvious," Thor said perfunctorily.
"Hurry up and turn on the TV. I want to see what kind of embarrassment James will have in the future." Thor moved his arm towards Loki from a distance and said with a smile: "He actually received a call from Tony on the show, hahaha …”
"Please..." Loki held up the broom and rolled his eyes.
"How did you transform into a fat nerd in an instant, and watch TV here in peace while your brother works beside you?" After Loki finished speaking, he put on a fake smile on his face for a second, and glanced at Thor with raised eyebrows. , then shook his head and walked towards the beer bottle in the corner with a broom in hand: "Get up quickly, brother."
"Okay, Okay, get up now..." Being complained by Loki, Thor stood up slowly. He turned his head in boredom and stared at Loki's back.
Suddenly, an evil smile quietly appeared on Thor's face.
With a crooked idea in his mind, he raised his right arm. Thor pointed his thumb up and his index finger forward. He gestured like a gun and pointed it at Loki. A tiny electric spark began to twine around the tip of his index finger.
Thor closed one eye and aimed at Loki's butt:
"biu!"
A tiny spark of electricity shot out from Thor's fingertips and hit Loki's butt instantly.
Loki jumped up reflexively and let out a cry of pain.
"Thor!" Loki covered his butt and quickly turned around and glared fiercely. Loki stared at the mischievous Thor and yelled: "What on earth are you doing!"
"Hey! Everyone, big or small, calls me by my name," Thor liked to see Loki like this, and Thor happily retorted: "You always get pranked by you, it's time for you to have a taste of pranks. .”
When Loki heard this, he didn't say anything. He threw away the broom and flicked his right hand to the side. A dagger quickly appeared in his hand.
"NONONO, what are you doing?" When he saw the dagger, Thor's mind immediately sobered up: "Loki, put down your dagger."
"Don't you want to get stabbed?" Loki still said viciously.
"Heyman," Stoneman Korg quickly interjected at this time: "I heard that you were killed when you stabbed Thanos with a dagger. To be honest, as a wizard, you shouldn't use a dagger in close combat... ....”
"Crack!"
However, before the stone man Korg finished speaking, Loki picked up the dagger and thrust it into the stone man Korg's chest.
"Oh," Korg sat on the sofa, staring down at the few stones that fell from his chest without any reaction, and said quickly: "Now a few more stones have died on my body."
"Hey, Loki, don't be so rude." Thor frowned and looked at Loki who would stab someone's chest with a dagger whenever they disagreed, and spoke for Kog: "Kog is right, a mage always uses Don’t you think it’s embarrassing to fight with a dagger in close combat?”
"Okay, I was just experimenting with your reaction to test my accuracy in controlling lightning. After all, I came up with a fun move," Thor explained after a pause.
"NO, brother," Loki shook his head and said helplessly, "Don't change the subject."
"We've been back three days," Loki complained.
"For the past three days, you've been either lying in bed or sitting in front of the game console."
"The room is littered with beer bottles and garbage bags of snacks that have been eaten. The bed is like a pig's nest and has never been tidied up. There is even a peculiar smell!"
"Is this what a king of Asgard should look like?"
Without waiting for Thor to answer, Loki directly said the most important thing that he wanted to say the most: "Hurry up and arrange a separate house for me, I don't want to sleep with you..."
Thor was a little confused when he heard Loki complaining so much at once, but then a smile appeared on Thor's face.
"Isn't this a special situation?" Sol explained with a smile.
"Look, Loki, we're expanding, aren't we? It takes a while to build a house."
"After all, the population returned, and the number of people in Asgard suddenly quadrupled."
"No one lives alone in a house now. Let's squeeze in. Isn't this what we should do?"
Loki shook his head after hearing this. He disagreed with Thor's approach: "Brother, if you feel that the population has returned and there is no place to live, as the king of Asgard, you should think about going to space to find a new home instead of Still crowded on this human planet.”
"Don't say that, Loki," Thor replied, still smiling: "You know how much energy I spent trying to bring you back..."
Sol waved his hand: "I'm tired, just let me have a good rest for now, okay?"
"NO," Loki quickly retorted, "If our mother knew you had developed such a habit..."
The sudden mention of his mother made Loki's words stuck in his throat, and he finally stopped talking.
After looking at Thor, Loki hesitated for a moment, and finally turned around and walked outside the house: "I want to go out for some air..."
Thor looked blankly in the direction where Loki went out, and asked with some confusion: "When did Loki change his appearance?"
Suddenly a phone call rang in the house:
"Jingle bell~"
"Thor, your phone is ringing," the stone man Korg reminded Thor.
Sol picked up the mobile phone on the table and put it directly to his ear without looking at it:
"Hello, I am the God of Thunder in Asgard, who are you?"
"Oh, Tony, what do you want from me?"
"Hey Friday, why are you impersonating Tony's voice?"
"Okay, I know."
"Ah."
"Tonight at seven o'clock, there will be a celebration at our alliance base. See you there."
"Bey~"
Sol hung up the phone and smiled.
After looking outside the door in the direction where Loki left, Thor paused slightly and finally raised his feet and followed him out the door.
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