I became Piktao’s elf

Qiao Xi: "What's your opinion? What's your opinion? I don't dare to have any opinion~"

Xingyu: "That's right. How dare we have an opinion on the legendary shooter Yinuo when we're such a loser in the bottom lane?"

Qiao Xi: "Indeed, I, Qiao Xi, am just a bastard who plays Mengya, and Xingyu is a licking dog who plays Ruanfu. We don't dare to have any opinions."

Xingyu: "Hey... I just ask Brother Nuo to be gentler, and we will let Brother Lan win quickly when the time comes."

Voice-over director: "That..."

"Yes!" Qiao Xi rolled her eyes at Xingyu and said angrily: "But you have to be gentle with the abuse. Neither of us has been beaten by anyone in the regular season, but you have been beaten by Brother Lan in other ways. It’s really uncomfortable.”

"Indeed." Xingyu agreed, "They say the bottom lane is a bastard, but you guys haven't defeated a bastard once in the entire regular season!"

"Don't talk nonsense! What do you mean by not defeating us? It means they don't bother to defeat us both. They want to defeat An Lan in an upright manner!"

"Ah? Really? I thought it was those so-called star players who were unable to defeat the opposition lane or the bottom lane."

Voice-over director: "Excuse me..."

"No more, no more, there's a new episode today, shall we watch it together?"

"Okay, okay! I just want to take a look now, otherwise I won't have time to watch it during the game tonight."

Although the trash talk was recorded a few days ago, since it was played before the game, the director asked everyone to treat it as a pre-game interview.

With the director looking confused, Qiao Xi and Xingyu walked away arm in arm.

The director looked at their backs and thought for a while, got rid of the bad thoughts in his mind, and walked tremblingly to the last interview target, An Lan.

The shadow of a famous tree, An Lan's difficult reputation, became famous after one season.

But there is no way, the official has decided to force him into the position, what should you do?

If WB wins the Spring Split, then even if An Lan pokes a hole in KPL, the officials will have to wipe his ass, and then they will have to post soft articles saying that he did a good job!

The director looked at An Lan with pleading eyes, but as soon as he looked over, he was slightly stunned.

An Lan, who has a face value of 97, still has a charm that is difficult for ordinary people to match, which reminded the director of his green days.

When he was young, the director was more or less a literary young man. When he went to college, he didn't have a penny in his pocket, but he ended up making money by playing and singing on the street with his guitar.

Use the money you earn to buy wine and cigarettes. If you don't have any money, go back and live a day-to-day life of drunkenness and dreams.

What I like to talk about most is the obscure language in philosophy, and what I like to read most are books that expose the devastation of reality.

Seeing An Lan at this time, he remembered that when he was in college, he once played the guitar on the playground and was smoking a cigarette but reluctant to throw it away because he had no money.

At this time, a girl with short hair quietly walked up to him and handed him a cigarette.

While the director was looking confused, the short-haired girl came over and said, "Sing me a song. Once you sing, I will be your girlfriend!"

Later, she really became his girlfriend.

Later, until now, the girl is his wife.

After he got married, he asked his wife what she liked about him once when she was drunk.

His wife said, "At that time, you had long hair, jeans and a denim jacket, and Martin boots that hadn't been brushed for a long time. You looked sloppy."

"I don't know why, but when I saw you playing the guitar like you were the best in the world, I fell in love with you!"

"The breeze, the campus, the playground, you playing the guitar."

The director never understood the meaning of his wife's words and felt that what she said was too mysterious.

But at this moment, when he saw An Lan bathing in the sun, he realized!

If it is the first day of fresh snow, the full moon is in the sky, with bright shadows spread out below and bright silver flowing above.

And you walked towards me with a smile. Between the moonlight and the snow, you were the third kind of stunning beauty.

This is the "stunning beauty" in Yu Guangzhong, a romance unique to the people of the Dragon Kingdom.

The moonlight and snow are beautiful, but you are equally beautiful as them!

This is much more romantic than Wai Guoren's "Oh my God! You are really a gift from God."

The director felt this way at this moment, thinking happily that he was probably as handsome as An Lan in front of him!

So when my wife at that time saw herself shining just like An Lan in front of her, she was immediately fascinated by him, hehe!

Appearance is justice, and the director's temporary reminiscence of his youth made him ignore An Lan's true nature.

When he came over and saw An Lan with a smile, the director's voice became gentle. He asked, "What do you think of the AG Super Skills that are about to face off?"

"Um...that's it?"

"Ah? What's that?" The director looked confused.

The smile at the corner of An Lan's mouth was still warm, but the words he spat out were frighteningly harsh, "I said what kind of problem is this? Can't you just ask me some sharp questions?"

"Good...good!"

The director stretched out his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his head, thinking to himself that I had thought too much just now, who was this horse-riding person?

You'd better be a mute!

After thinking for a while, the director gritted his teeth and asked: "Then let me ask again. Please briefly comment on the AG Super Players, including the coach!"

"Okay! This is interesting!" An Lan raised his eyebrows, and his domineering look made the hearts of the little sisters watching the live broadcast melt.

And those gays who saw An Lan's upright pretense secretly cursed in their hearts, "Lan Gou!"

Director: "Then let's first evaluate AG Super Coach Zhang Jiao!"

"Dumplings~" An Lan paused, then looked at the director outside the camera and asked, "Do you know Tianjin rice?"

"Ah?" The director was a little confused, but he still nodded, "I know, it's Dragon Ball."

"Correct!"

"Zhang Jiao is the dumpling, and Beckman is the Tianjin rice!"

Good guy!

What is the relationship between Longzhu dumplings and Tianjin rice?

To put it bluntly, dumplings are the follower and licking dog of Tianjin rice!

This means that Zhang Jiao is not as good as Beckman!

The director was a little afraid to ask, but the excited urging from the person in charge of the headset forced him to bite the bullet and ask.

"Okay...Okay, what about AG's confrontation with Lu Azena?"

An Lan: "Aze, let's just do that. There are three Flys between him and Zi Mo."

"What about AG's jungler Chuchen?"

An Lan: "Chuchen will change his name after today. I will beat him to dusk."

"Uh... Xiaoying?"

An Lan: "Haha, I'm afraid Jiucheng will treat me to dinner after today's game! I heard that he didn't perform as well as Xiaoying in the training match, so he didn't start. Then you will have a chance after today!"

The director was sweating coldly, but he still continued to ask: "So... what about Yinuo and Cat on the bottom road?"

"Aha!"

An Lan laughed, scratched his head and asked, "Wandering was replaced by Cat? I remember it wasn't Aisi?"

"No, in the roster just released today, Cat will be the first player to roam."

"Okay!" An Lan nodded, "It's good!"

"Huh?" The director didn't understand.

"Ah what? They are taking the blame this time! Substitute on the spot. If you win, it will be your secret weapon, if you lose, it will be the cauldron!" An Lan smiled confidently, stood up, stretched, and then said to the camera : "Look, the BO7 WB team has indeed changed, but it's not getting weaker, it's getting stronger!"

After saying that, he left a clean and tidy figure for the director.

Only An Lan knows how strong his four teammates are now after going through the entire spring competition.

Everyone said that they were influenced by An Lan, but An Lan and Beckman knew it.

If the four of them are really bastards, why haven't they been beaten online once?

Maybe it did get blown out at the beginning, but starting from the second round, Team WB's three lanes have been rock solid.

Even if you can't beat the opponent, you can still fight against the enemy.

......

on the commentary table

"Tsk tsk~"

After watching the video recorded before the game, he smashed the bottle in his mouth and said with emotion: "This Lan flavor is too strong!"

"It's too strong, it's too strong!" The stinging pain on the side also echoed.

Only the guest invited today, Zhang Daxian, had a look of admiration on his face, wondering what to say about An Lan's arrogance?

It’s really...well-deserved!

After a season, various words were coined about An Lan.

For example, "Hanlan value" refers to having a bit of Anlan's style after playing Tianxiu operations.

When someone plays Rank or gets five kills in a peak match, a bunch of teammates will shout in the microphone, "The Hanlan value is full! It's full!" "This wave value is off the charts! I won't watch Kpl without you next year!"

For example, "Lanwei!" refers to An Lan's sincere pretense when speaking.

The original origin is that a male classmate in high school won the first place in his grade. When his classmates asked him how he felt, he said lightly, "Isn't it okay if I don't have hands?"

It happened that this scene was recorded by the classmate next to me and posted it online. As a result, the most liked reply in the comments below was "Why do you feel that talking to An Lan, the one who played the King of Kings, is the same?"

In this way, the word "Lanwei" spread instantly.

However, the premise for describing someone else's decoration comparison is that they are really good.

No one noticed that as WB kept winning, An Lan had begun to become a phenomenon.

Now he is still pretending to be competitive as usual, but everyone's acceptance is already very high, and they don't think An Lan is arrogant or anything like that.

On the contrary, if he didn’t speak like this, he wouldn’t be who he is!

You know, habits are terrible things!

In other words, he has created an impression on the entire KPL circle, that is, this guy talks like this and will piss people off to death.

But you want to say that he is pretending?

That person's unbeatable record of victory is displayed there. That's not called showing off, that's called being awesome!

As the trash talk ended, players from the two teams in today's game also came to the front desk to start debugging the equipment.

Looking at the ten contestants who were carefully debugging the equipment, Bo Bo sighed: "Young men have their own strength. Let's see who can stir up the storm in today's battle!"

Yanjing WB will play against Chengdu AG Super League!

The quarterfinals have begun!