I became Piktao’s elf

"Mouth?" Hanamaki thought for a while and said disgustedly: "You're just bitching, you're so boring."

"That's not right." An Lan shook his head and looked at Ling'er and Piketao opposite.

Piketao: "Ang...eating? Talking?"

An Lan still shook his head.

Ling'er knew that something was up with him when he looked like he was holding back a lot of bad water, so he didn't answer the question.

An Lan could only smile and say: "Funny!"

"Ang?" Ling'er raised her eyebrows slightly, "Why are you scolding people?"

"Yeah, why are you scolding people?" Piketao also stood by the sisters, but Hanamaki next to him looked thoughtful.

An Lan approached the two of them seriously and whispered: "What I said is the answer, funny... comparison."

"You..." Linger came to his senses, blushed and said, "You are so wretched! Greasy!"

"Ah?" Piketao still had an ignorant expression on his face, "Sister Ling'er, what exactly did he mean?"

While Ling'er was explaining to Pi Ketao in a low voice, An Lan looked at Huajuan next to him and said, "How's it going, brother Juanzi, have you thought of it?"

"Haha, I must have thought of it." Brother Juan had an expression on his face that said, "Hahaha, it's so funny."

An Lan: "???"

He saw the two beauties across from him looking at him with shameful and angry expressions, and the guy with a poor IQ beside him laughed and said it was a good joke.

Maybe this is just pretending to understand.

"Baga Road!!!"

At this moment, a ghostly scream suddenly came from the table next to him, breaking the harmonious scene.

An Lan turned his head and looked around. The noodle boy who was fishing from the bottom of the sea lowered his head and scolded the old man who was speaking in Fusang dialect.

Soon, the restaurant manager walked over to negotiate, but An Lan and the others just bowed their heads and ate.

Unexpectedly, the old man's voice became louder and louder, and his attitude became very arrogant.

Snapped!

A crisp slap sounded, and the face of the noodle boy turned red, and the slap marks gradually appeared.

An Lan couldn't stand it any longer, so he stood up and walked over. Hanamaki behind him even rolled up his sleeves, obviously already on his head.

"What's going on?" An Lan came over and asked directly to the manager of Lao Haihai Restaurant next to him.

"Hello... sir, I don't know. I... don't speak Fuso, and this customer doesn't speak English either." The manager said angrily, "So I don't understand either, but... ..You can’t hit people.”

"Ahem, let me do it." Ling'er stepped forward, gave An Lan a reassuring look, and then spoke to the old man in fluent Fusang dialect.

Gradually, Ling'er's face became increasingly ugly.

By the time the old man finished speaking, her face was full of anger.

Everyone is from the Dragon Kingdom. Although they were watching the fun, the crowd still came to watch.

"That's it. This old man said that the noodle boy came to perform without bowing. When he spoke, the noodle boy pretended that he didn't hear him. He told him to stop and didn't listen. That's it."

"Then why are you so angry?" An Lan asked.

"That's him...he said a lot of curse words." Ling'er said angrily: "By the way, he brought his grandson here, and his grandson will be here in a moment. He said that his grandson is very famous, so let's not be ungrateful. .”

"Hahaha, very famous?" An Lan laughed angrily, then looked at the noodle guy next to him, "What's going on?"

The noodle guy said with an aggrieved face: "I can't understand what he said... I heard him talking during the performance, and I thought he was complimenting me. Finally, I stopped when I saw the angry expression on his face. , and then started scolding me."

Hanamaki suddenly interjected, "How do you know he scolded you if you can't understand what he said?"

"Uh..." An Lan looked at him as if he were a fool, "Who doesn't know that Ba Ge Ya Road is a curse?"

"Yes." The noodle guy said, "I knew he was angry only after hearing this, but I didn't understand what he said at all, so that's all..."

"Silk-bone mulberry!"

Another Fusang language sounded, and a boy in his mid-twenties walked in from a distance. Seeing that the old man was surrounded, he ran over.

After the two exchanged words for a long time, the boy looked at the restaurant manager arrogantly and said in English: "You Longguo people are so unreasonable. I need you and this employee to apologize to my grandfather!"

Not many people understand Fusang, but quite a few understand everyday English. As soon as the onlookers heard him speak, they immediately burst into cheers.

"Apologise? Why don't you apologize?"

"You don't understand Longguo or English. Who are you relying on? It's a pity."

"It's really a shame that people have such a bad temper, and they always talk about it!"

"You're still apologizing on horseback. You should apologize to this noodle guy!"

"Yes, you should apologize to the noodle guy!"

"..."

Many good people even took out their mobile phones and started shooting short videos.

The manager obviously breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the boy speaking English and tried to reason with him.

But the boy was very arrogant, and in the end he just said "Baga Yalu"

The noise around them became louder. The two Fuso people looked arrogant. The boy made a phone call directly, left a message of "wait a minute", and sat down with the old man.

After a moment, a team of five people in suits and ties hurried over. The leading middle-aged man was sweating profusely. He walked up to the two Fuso people and bowed, apologizing and apologizing.

He turned back to look at the noodle boy and the manager, and yelled: "You are so immoral and unqualified? Apologize quickly! Don't embarrass the people of Longguo!"

Huamuan on the side suddenly froze when he saw the man's face. An Lan noticed his abnormality and asked quickly: "Do you know him?"

"Ang, this is the team manager of the big shark on horseback."

"big shark?"

"The secondary team, I heard that they are going to play KPL this year. Are they going to... sign in?"

"Recruiting?" An Lan didn't expect that a secondary team would want to recruit foreign players.

Before he could think about it, the boy spoke. Although he was stumbling, he spoke in Longguo dialect.

"I didn't expect you... to be so incompetent."

"If the manager doesn't handle this matter properly for me, I will refuse to join the Sharks team."

"You know, your opponent... Qingcheng FC also plans to sign me."

As soon as the little boy said this, the manager was obviously panicked, "Don't worry, I will make them apologize to you and your grandfather. This is just an isolated phenomenon. For players like you, Shark is definitely the best choice. We still need you to lead us in the battle against Kpl!"

"Fighting in KPL?" Hanamaki was happy and said directly: "Manager Jianggu, who gave you the confidence to fight in KPL with Xiao Baga's foreign aid?"

Jiang Gu turned his head and thought for a moment and recognized Hanamaki, "Hanamaki, what qualifications do you, a loser with no grades, have the right to preach to me? Enjoy your food. I just came back from Fuso and I am too lazy to talk to you. "

"You need to gain some face by jumping on the horse." Hanamaki saw that Jiang Gu was not giving him face, and he directly shouted: "My performance is also a KPL. How can you, a manager of a secondary league, be confident that you are inferior here? This is Kpl, he doesn’t need any foreign aid to fight, he doesn’t deserve it.”

"Haha." Jiang Gu laughed directly and said with a sarcastic face: "He doesn't deserve it? You haven't achieved any results in the past few years and you still have the nerve to talk? You can't achieve results with high wages, and neither do these Kpl clubs. I don’t know how to work around it. If you can’t do it, then I’ll do it.”

"Our Sharks will definitely be promoted to KPL this year, and with the arrival of foreign aid, next year you will all be stepped on by me."

"Oh, not only this, we also hired a foreign aid. By then, the middle and jungle will be all Fuso people. Isn't it easy to beat the KPL team that has not won a championship in seven years?"

"Wait a minute." The boy interrupted him, looked at Hanamaki curiously and said, "Are you a Kpl player? Are you a starter?"

Hanamaki: "Haha, you don't even know about me and you still say you are a professional player?"

"I'm sorry." The boy said nonchalantly, "I never watch KPL games, it's too low-level. I don't think you'll mind, right?"

"That's right!" Jiang Gu proudly supported: "I recruited Kameda from the Fuso Youth Training Camp. He was about to be signed by the Fuso League, but he was moved by my sincerity and decided to join KPL. I don't know. It’s normal for you to be a nobody.”

"You are from the Dragon Kingdom, why are you such a bitch? You are a foreign-loving pig!" Someone outside the venue was unhappy.

"My dog? Haha!" Jiang Gu laughed directly, "You also play King Pesticide. Who is responsible for KPL's seven-year lack of championships? Is it mine? Ang? These players are not too good. I'll find two Am I wrong that a foreign player came to help KPL achieve success in the World Championship? They are just better than them. Ask Hanamaki, what qualifications does a loser who has been in the top 16 every year have the right to talk about patriotism?"

"You are a KPL professional player, right?" the boy asked again.

"I am, what?"

"Let's do this. I will kindly give you a chance." The boy said with an expression of teasing prey: "Everyone in the restaurant can solo with me. As long as you win, this matter will be over. If you lose a round, this matter will be over." The manager and the waiter have to apologize to me once, how about that?"

"Haha, okay." Hanamaki was furious and looked at the restaurant manager next to him, "What do you two say?"

"I...I agree." The noodle guy looked aggrieved. He was just a worker and didn't want to cause trouble at all. Even now, he still wants to settle the matter.

The restaurant manager was a little hesitant, because although he didn't play with King Pesticide, he heard what Jiang Gu said just now.

It seems that we are not strong in this game, and the opponent is still a specially imported foreign player. It always feels like we can't win.

But when he thought about it, there was no other way. He couldn't apologize and was ridiculed a few times.

Thinking of this, he also nodded.

"I'll do it." An Lan stopped Hanamaki, "I'll go solo with you, but the rules have to change."

"What kind of bully are you?" Jiang Gu blasted directly, "Where did you come from and are you qualified to challenge Kameda in a duel?"

"You..." It was the first time An Lan was scolded like this, and he was a little confused.

Ling'er and Piketao couldn't help but laugh from behind. It was also the first time for them to see An Lan embarrassed.

Hanamaki also suppressed a smile and said: "You went to Fuso to be a dog licker. Of course you didn't know. This is the jungler of my team, a newcomer."

"Haha, okay. It's up to you." Jiang Gu sneered: "A new member of Kpl still dares to scream. Since you want them to apologize a few more times, just do whatever you want."