I became Piktao’s elf

It stands to reason that An Lan was a very systematic person in his two lifetimes.

With such metaphysical things happening, he should not be so materialistic.

But even so, he is still a staunch materialist.

But on the third morning after playing RNG-M that day and starting the live broadcast as usual in the evening, he finally felt that the world was full of magic.

Just like the combination of absurdity and reality, just like those magical realism literature, this world is full of magic!

As for what magical realism literature is...

Magical realism literature is an important genre of modern literature that emerged in the modern Latin American literary world in the 20s and has a world-shaking sensational effect. It has a wide influence on the world literary world to this day.

Magical realism is rooted in the real life of the dark rule of Latin American oligarchs. It integrates and absorbs the beneficial experience of ancient Indian literature, realist literature and Western modernist literature. It blends illusion and reality, myth and reality, and boldly draws on symbols and morals. Various expression techniques and techniques of Western modern literature, such as , stream of consciousness, etc., are characterized by distinctive and unique Latin American regional colors.

Magical realism literature is dominated by novels in genre. Most of these works use magical and magical techniques to reflect the real life of Latin American countries, "inserting magical and bizarre characters and plots, as well as various supernatural phenomena into narratives and descriptions that reflect reality, making the real political society of Latin America It has become a kind of modern myth, with both bizarre and fantasy artistic conception, as well as realistic plots and scenes, where humans and ghosts are indistinguishable, and illusion and reality are mixed.”

This creates a unique style that blends magic and reality and is "magical" without losing its authenticity. Therefore, people call this approach "magic realism". In essence, what magic realism literature wants to express is not magic, but reality. "Magic" is just a technique, reflecting "reality" is the purpose.

Why does An Lan think reality is as magical as the book?

Let’s start with Mingbo and Jiaomei, whom we met during the live broadcast three days ago.

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That night, An Lan continued to live broadcast with Huamuan, but he didn't know that Mingbo, the licking dog far away in Guangzhou, had awakened because of him.

After Mingbo slammed the door and left, Jiaomei stayed in the room and was very panicked.

She lit a lady's cigarette with trembling hands, and then took a few deep puffs before she managed to calm down.

Then, she immediately called her best friend, a high-end green tea expert who was even more knowledgeable than her.

However, even though she is a green tea, her abilities are much greater than that of her charming sister.

My best friend’s English name is Moon, which means the moon.

With the money she got from being a female Neptune, she made some fine adjustments and transformed into a beautiful woman.

After that, I became an Internet celebrity, which was relatively small.

So I stopped raising spare tires and took the initiative to start making money as a blogger.

After telling Yue Yue about the matter, Yue Yue, who made her fortune from self-media, thought about it and gave her sister a trick.

I used my status as an Internet celebrity to make a video called

[My boyfriend of four years suddenly abandoned me, but I was completely obedient, only to be blackmailed! 】

To be honest, if she can work as the front desk of a company, her beauty and figure are still about the same.

In the video, Jiaomei became a tearful, infatuated fool, and Mingbo became a big scumbag. He pursued Jiaomei crazily for a year when he joined the company, and finally Jiaomei was moved and agreed to be with him.

This paragraph is true, but then the style of painting changes.

In the three years we have been together, Mingbo's salary has been getting higher and higher, and his attitude towards Jiaomei has become worse and worse. Just like stacking buffs, the Mingbo described by Jiaomei crying in the video has almost stacked up all the debuffs that women hate. .

Cold violence, foul language, sloppy life, violent tendencies, spending money on my sister, and hypocrisy!

Not only that, the reason for the breakup also became that Mingbo knew that he was going to be promoted, so he planned to abandon her.

And even if they break up, Mingbo wants his sister to return all the gifts and love transfers she gave him over the past four years, otherwise she will have to face court.

Of course, there is a price for Yue Yue to do this for her sister.

For this reason, Jiaomei gave the two Chanel bags that Mingbo bought for her to Moon.

The video went viral as soon as it was released, and was searched on several Weibo.

Mingbo has also been doxxed. Netizens don’t care about you and that. Your mobile phone number, WeChat account, Weibo account and various social accounts have been exploded.

For a time, he became a disgusting character, and everyone in the company knew what kind of person he was.

But the three of them are a powerful force, and everyone can win gold. His immediate boss does have plans to give him the position and let him become the director next year.

Don't ask Jiaomei how she knows. She is the front desk of the company, so she naturally hears a lot of rumors.

But if you do this, Akihiro will be fired soon, let alone promotion!

Fortunately, the boss liked this willing young man very much and gave Mingbo one last chance.

Three days. If this matter can be resolved within three days, then the law will be enforced impartially and evil will not be suppressed.

If public opinion still spreads in three days, then for the sake of the company's reputation, I can only say that I can't afford to beat you.

......

This move was indeed cruel. Mingbo slept in a hotel the night the incident occurred. The video was released at 12 noon the next day, and he immediately went numb that night.

I called my sister, but she didn’t answer the phone at all!

On the third day, he started to be abused online, and his boss told him to give him three days to solve the problem.

Mingbo directly called the police, but the police investigation took time, and three days was impossible.

In other words, the job is lost!

And the Internet is forgetful. If you eat steamed buns with human blood now, a month later, let alone the melon-eaters, even the people who bullied you online will not remember scolding you!

Just when he felt that there was no other way out, just like a long drought, a magical reality came to him!

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The third day after the incident happened was a sunny day.

The WB team was going to play against Suzhou KSG in the evening. An Lan, the core of the team, accidentally hit the hot search on Weibo while having breakfast at the base.

After An Lan saw the hot search, he also scolded Mingbo for being a scumbag. But when he flipped through the relevant information with relish, he suddenly felt that it sounded familiar!

What sounds familiar?

Of course it was Jiaomei and Yue Yue who recorded the video, and Jiaomei's voice was familiar to him.

"Damn it, Brother Juanzi, come on!" An Lan called Huajuan who was sitting across from him, and then put an Airpods into his ear, "Listen, why does this woman look like the one from a few days ago?" Where’s the girl with the bad mouth?”

"hold head high?"

Hanamaki put on the headphones and heard the sweet girl inside complaining about Akihiro's misdeeds. Suddenly, the voice coincided with the voice from a few days ago, and goosebumps immediately appeared on her arms.

"Oh shit, that voice is that of a woman! Oh~ The black stockings don't need to be poked...ah!!!"

Huamuan looked at An Lan with her head aggrieved, "Why did you hit me?"

"You should be more careful!" An Lan glared at him. Hanamuan was initially dissatisfied, but immediately became convinced after seeing An Lan's arched biceps.

"You mean..." After Hanamaki's brain was knocked, he immediately found his blind spot, "The Sun Shangxiang who is playing games with us? Is she Akihiro?"

"Yes!" An Lan nodded with a serious expression, "You know everything that happened that day. I guess he broke up with the woman, and then the woman decided to take revenge!"

As he said that, he pointed at the cute girl who was crying beautifully on the screen of his mobile phone.

"F*ck!" Hanamaki was so angry that she was shaking a little, "This, this, this... this woman is too shameless, isn't she? Is this brother going to be violently killed by the Internet?"

"What's going on? You two don't want to eat?"

Just then, Beckman came over.

An Lan immediately told him the story, and Beckman's face turned unusually serious. The rest of the team members also heard the whole story. They were all men, and their faces were filled with resentment.

After a long time, Beckman looked at An Lan and said, "What do you mean?"

"Can you help me?" An Lan sighed and said, "Now that we have seen it, we can't ignore it. If we ignore it, Mingbo will be destroyed!"

"Yes, we must take care of it!"

They are all young men who love to do chivalrous things.

Hanamaki blushed and shouted: "Coach, you have to take care of me. Brother Lan and I both know what that woman is like. I heard that Sun Shang... Akihiro seems to be fired from the company. Originally, he was going to be promoted." of!"

"Yes, coach, if this is true, you have to take care of it!"

"Yes, coach, we can't let her be so arrogant!"

"You have to take care of it, coach, this woman is going too far!"

Several other team members also spoke one after another, putting the pressure on Beckman.

I saw that both the starters and substitutes of the WB team were looking at me expectantly.

It really corresponds to the saying: The scholar business is full of energy, and the dirt is like ten thousand households!

But Beckman was an adult. He gritted his teeth and refused to look at them. He turned away and said, "Okay! I'll make a call first!"

The other team members wanted to speak, but were stopped by An Lan.

"The coach has his own considerations, and we definitely can't do it!"

"But don't forget, who is our boss!"

After An Lan finished speaking, the other people's eyes lit up.

Yes, our boss is on Weibo!

This is a big business!

Hanamaki still looked worried and asked: "Brother Lan, if the coach goes to communicate, why won't they help with this matter?"

"No help..."

An Lan was thinking, in fact, the WB team's intervention in this matter should do more good than harm.

One is that the position of the site is correct. If there is no mistake in Mingbo, Weibo will not have any concerns.

Another thing is that if we use this to make a comeback, Weibo can still get a huge amount of traffic.

Flip and flip again, this is what people like to watch the most.

The third one is the WB team. If things turn around, An Lan, Hanamaki and even the entire team will gain a lot of popularity.

But don't be afraid of ten thousand in everything, just be afraid of the eventuality.

Thinking of this, An Lan glared hard and said, "Made, if you don't care, I'll stop!"

The rest of the people were stunned. They didn't expect An Lan to be so strong!

Strike for a stranger?

"Fuck!" Hanamaki's eyes were red and he growled in a hoarse voice: "Brother Lan, you are a man, I have worked hard...ah! Why did you hit me again?"

An Lan stepped forward and said, "Who are you? I am your father!"

"Ahem, a slip of the tongue!" Hanamaki covered his head and growled: "I'll try my best, even if I step on the horse, I won't compete!"

"Damn, this young man!" Star, WB's substitute mid laner, watched from the corner, feeling happy.

I thought that because I had forced Nuanyang away, I had no substitute. If you went on strike, wouldn’t I start the game?

But before he could be happy, Zi Mo said: "I won't give up the game. I can't ignore this matter when I see it!"

"Damn it, as if I'm a coward?" The warm man on the side was unhappy, "Although I'm a substitute, I'm not a coward!"

Star: "???"

"Okay, add me! Why don't you call me a young man out of anger?" Qiao Xi glanced at Nuan Nan, as if to say that you are so tough as a substitute, can I still back down?

"What? Are you looking down on the support?" Xingyu has a good relationship with substitute Adou, and they both expressed their opinions one after another.

Finally, several people looked at Star.

Star quickly put away the smile on his lips and shouted with a surging face: "Look what I'm doing? Aren't I just slow to speak? If Beckman doesn't clear this up for me, I'll stop racing!"

"I can look at the water dispenser my whole life and I won't give up!"

"Huh? Are you going to go on strike and watch the water dispenser for the rest of your life?" Beckman came over at some point, right behind Star.