Douluo: My Sand Sculpture Player

Chapter 7 I thought you were a serious person, but I didn’t expect you to be a charlatan (please collect, recommend, and vote monthly)

One rabbit, two people.

Their six eyes faced each other, somewhat solemnly.

A Yin unconsciously rubbed his smooth chin with his fingers and said:

"Brother Yang Ming, I have also heard that in the forest, many beasts mark their territory through feces. These feces generally have a pungent smell and can scare away many weak animals. They are even used in some small African countries. It specializes in collecting the excrement of large carnivores, drying it, storing it in cans, and selling it to those who need to survive in the wild."

"only……"

A Yin looked hesitant, and poked the soft cheek of the little white rabbit with his finger. The little white rabbit glared back with a ruthless eye roll, and a wry smile appeared on his face, and he said:

"Can the excrement of this little white rabbit really scare away the soul beasts that come out and hunt at night? I don't think this little white rabbit has any deterrent effect at all, unless it is Xiao Wu, which may still be possible."

When he heard the word "Xiao Wu" coming from A Yin's mouth, the little white rabbit was all excited. It raised its two long white velvet ears alertly, and its big eyes were full of confusion.

How does this human know my name?

Could it be that he was the person sent by Wuhun Palace to catch me secretly?

However, I see that he is not that kind of powerful soul master?

On the surface, Xiao Wu remained calm and continued to pretend to be an innocent and cute little white rabbit, but in fact, she was secretly observing the two suspicious humans in front of her.

Ever since Wuhun Palace hunted her mother, Xiao Wu had escaped from the Star Forest. After traveling through mountains and rivers, she chose to settle in the Soul Hunting Forest area. She didn't want her hard-earned peaceful days to be ruined by others. Lose.

"There is no other way, I have to give it a try."

Yang Ming shrugged and said:

"It's getting late now, and we don't have time to make simple weapons for self-defense. Besides trusting this little white rabbit, what else can we do?"

"Right!"

A Yin punched the palm.

He grabbed a handful of wild grass from nowhere in his hand, moved it in front of Xiao Wu, looked at Xiao Wu eagerly, and said:

"Come on, dear, open your mouth and eat grass!"

There was a little dust on the weeds, which looked like the rabbit had no appetite at all.

Xiao Wu rolled her eyes repeatedly and didn't look at A Yin at all well.

You are the one eating grass!

Your whole family eats grass!

Seeing Xiao Wu turning her face away, A Yin stopped believing in this evil. He found some unknown plants and fruits from nearby, handed them to Xiao Wu one by one, and hummed a nursery rhyme involuntarily:

"Little rabbit, be good and open your mouth."

Xiao Wu looked confused.

Why is this human being so persistent in forcing me to eat grass?

Could it be that it's to make me poop more?

Ah!

This human being is too hateful!

As everyone knows, A Yin is almost desperate.

"Why doesn't it eat grass?"

Yang Ming came over, patted this young man on the shoulder, and said:

"In fact, this rabbit loves meat."

"???"

A Yin said, when I typed the question mark, it was not me who had a problem, but you who had a problem!

Rabbits eat meat?

Is this science?

This is not scientific at all!

"What do you think this is?" Yang Ming dragged the sika deer that had cut off one leg in his hand, threw it to the ground, and said, "Before you came, this little white rabbit hunted this sika deer. , and asked me to help it cook meat, so now, our top priority is to keep it full and full. As long as it eats too much, it will naturally want to poop."

A Yin was greatly shocked.

Very good, this is very Douluo!

So, in less than three seconds, Ayin joined Yang Ming's team and helped deal with the sika deer.

Xiao Wu did not stop Yang Ming and A Yin from having barbecue. In fact, the reason why she asked Yang Ming to help with barbecue was mainly because she missed the time when her mother was still alive and often cooked her many delicious delicacies in the human world. These days, Xiao Wu has been living in Tibet and sleeping in the open air, and has never had a delicious meal.

The bonfire burned again. Yang Ming was busy skewering the sika deer on wooden sticks and placing it on the simple bonfire. The two of them, one on the left and the other on the right, shook the two ends of the slightly hot wooden sticks, and kept lifting the sika deer up and down with its internal organs empty. The two sides were cooked in turn, and the crystal oil flowing from the venison dripped into the bonfire, sputtering out a string of sparks from time to time.

Yang Ming's mother once learned a lot about cooking at a famous chef academy, and she also had a lot of experience in cooking. Now, when it comes to roasting venison, practice makes perfect.

"Chucky!"

The flames burned and made a slight sound.

As the color of the venison deepens, the alluring aroma of barbecue begins to permeate the air, accompanied by steaming smoke.

"Gollum!"

Xiao Wu's saliva flowed down from the corner of her mouth, her eyes staring straight at the roasted venison in front of her.

The night fell quietly, and the sky was completely dark. Only the bonfire, which was constantly adding firewood, still had some light and warmth.

Yang Ming didn't know that he found a lotus leaf the size of a water dish in a nearby pond, and used the lotus leaf to hold the hot roasted deer. When the hot venison touched the cool lotus leaf, he made a soft "chi" sound. , wisps of white smoke rising from the bottom, accompanied by bursts of delicious fragrance of lotus leaves.

"Brother Yang Ming, you are very good at cooking!"

A Yin didn't think it was dirty, so he sat cross-legged on the ground, sniffed, and felt his stomach make a shameful "gurgling" sound.

"Oh, damn, this Douluo game is so realistic. It even has a hunger system. It's really unbearable!"

A Yin also knows the importance of things. For players, completing the task is the first priority. Even if he is greedy, he must give priority to taking care of the little white rabbit in front of him.

On the contrary, Xiao Wu was not so particular. Not long after Yang Ming put down the roasted venison, he jumped on it happily.

The sika deer has a general fishy smell. Yang Ming found some wild flowers with strong fragrance nearby. He crushed them with stones and put them into the sika deer's hollowed out abdomen. They were used as condiments to remove the fishy smell. After roasting for more than half an hour, the floral fragrance was released. Thoroughly integrated into every inch of venison skin.

When Xiao Wu took a bite, in addition to the hot skin and the aroma of venison, he also tasted an unexpected floral aroma, which made him enjoy the meal and indulge in a feast.

Yang Ming glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw A Yin sneaking behind the little white rabbit. He even wanted to lie down on the ground. He twitched the corner of his mouth and said:

"Ayin, what are you doing?"

Unexpectedly, A Yin raised a finger in front of his mouth and whispered:

"Shh!"

"I heard that little rabbits in the animal world like to eat and poop at the same time. I think the soul beasts in the Douluo Continent game also follow this setting. I am ready to catch poop!"

(End of this chapter)