There's something wrong with this Hogwarts

People's joys and sorrows are not the same.

Kevin thinks that the majestic Hungarian Horntail sings and conquers in dragon language, which has a strong sense of beauty and art, which symbolizes the noble head of the once overlord of magical creatures against human beings.

It's just that there is something wrong with the concept communication.

No one can understand it!

Just kidding, who has nothing to do to learn Dragon Language these days?

Even Hagrid, who likes to breed huge magical animals the most, can't understand... I am ashamed to say that Hagrid raises magical animals based on his interest. He insists that big is good, strong is beautiful, and eating is a blessing, no matter what kind of animal it is. As a dog, as long as it is full, it doesn't matter what the magical animals think.

Kevin took a deep breath.

As a wise Ravenclaw, he immediately realized that he had made a subjective error.

"It's okay, I understand."

Kevin looked up, and the dark lens of his left eye reflected the sun, shining brightly.

"In this world, there are both Yangchun Baixue and Xialiba people. I thought I could find a confidant, but unfortunately I thought too much."

"I think highly of them, how many people in the world can compare to me?"

"Since this is the case, I have no choice but to reduce my IQ to a level that ordinary people can understand."

Kevin patted the little suit, and he was silently mourning that no genius comparable to him was born in the world.

"Then, they can only appreciate the things of the common people."

As a great smart, Kevin feels that he does not have the stink of ordinary smart people.

He even knows about animals, what else doesn't he know?

He has gone to the grassroots to understand what the masses like.

Overlooking from a distance, Kevin saw Flitwick on the professor's bench taking out a handkerchief to wipe his bald forehead, and he smiled slightly.

Professor Flitwick, don't worry, I can't fall into Ravenclaw's reputation.

There you go.

Kevin is full of confidence. Whether Muggle circuses or wizards, the core of their animal taming performances is to maintain a tacit understanding with wild beasts or magical animals since childhood, with a carrot in one hand and a stick in the other... Wait, why do I say such strange things? ?Isn't the radish stick the same usage?

Kevin blinked, forget it, let's put it another way.

Give a sweet date with a stick.

Use pain to make the beast fearful, and use food to make the beast obedient.

Humans cannot communicate with wild animals, so the more complicated the circus performance, the easier it is to attract the applause of the crowd.

It's unimaginable the painstaking effort it took to raise a beast with low IQ to that level!

Kevin is different.

He controls the fire dragon and sets up the circus. He has been at the top of the circus from the very beginning. Kevin asked, how can we lose?

What does it count for Cassandra to kill the fire dragon?As long as you have hands!

So what if Fu Rong turns the fire dragon into a dog licking?Abandoning one's own human blood to become Veela would be isolated by the magic world!

Cedric didn't know what to cook with the fire dragon, and he even flattered the three judges. It's really ridiculous.

With Kevin Zhizhu in his hands, the real genius is to break all the impossible, turn over all the shady scenes, so that even if the judges are unwilling, they have to award him the championship for the sake of the overall situation.

Next, it will be my Kevin time!

With a wave of the wand, a lot of mess flew from a distance. These were props that Kevin borrowed from a certain world's number one Muggle circus overnight without sleeping.

"Please enjoy the following, the fire dragon drills through the ring of fire!" Kevin bowed to the audience, and then more than a dozen rings of fire burned in the air.

The ring of fire is not big, only a little bigger than the most bloated place of the Hungarian Horntail.

Under the guidance of Kevin's Imperius Curse, the Hungarian Horntail dexterously jumped over the circle of fire, using its skills to the extreme without touching the edge of the circle.

Satisfied, Kevin opened his hands to the audience, waiting for cheers.

However, there was no sound at the scene.

Everyone didn't understand what Kevin was doing.

"Ah, here." Harry could barely understand that Kevin wanted to reproduce the Muggle circus animal taming performance in the wizarding world.

I heard that there is a project where a lion jumps through a ring of fire is very popular. Every time a lion jumps over it, it will be greeted with cheers.

The problem is, if you use Muggle things to perform in the wizarding world, it will easily cause dissatisfaction!

The pureblood wizard whispered.

"What is Kevin doing?"

"I don't know, I don't understand."

"Sick again. It's a shame that Ravenclaw has such a champion."

"It's better to send me up, I'm really good at it."

Pureblood wizards can't figure out what's so cool about a Hungarian Horntail jumping through a ring of fire.

Half-bloods and Muggle-born wizards were equally lost in thought.

As we all know, the dragon's scale armor has powerful dual resistance to magic and physics. This small flame burns it for a whole day, and the Hungarian Horntail doesn't even hum.

As for sensitivity...

Just kidding, a lion with low intelligence can jump over it, let alone a fire dragon with medium intelligence?

Professor Flitwick took out his handkerchief, and he wiped the sweat from his brow, which glistened in the sun.

For the first time, he wondered if he shouldn't have sent a great cleverness up there.

Even if you just find a little wizard, at least you won't be ashamed!

Kevin sneered, the corners of his mouth crooked.

"Very well, you guys are a little more artistic than I thought."

"Worthy of being my classmate, get along with me day and night, and under my influence, your artistic accomplishment will always be improved a little bit."

"Then, it's time for a real technical show!"

Kevin waved his wand again, and a small bicycle flew over. The huge body of the Hungarian Horntail landed on the bicycle, holding the handlebar with its two front paws, and stepping on the pedals with its two hind legs. Walk in the cage.

The huge fire dragon is moving forward on the tiny bicycle, the big and the small are perfectly combined, Kevin smiles, this is called the art of contrast.

Professor Flitwick couldn't break a sweat.

He lowered his head and covered his face with his hands, wanting to cry without tears.

This is different from what you said.

Isn't it teaching that fire dragons count?Passing on human intelligence to Fantastic Beasts so that it understands human greatness?

Modern society is different from what it used to be.

Today, nationality and nationality are no longer important.

The key is identity.

Professor Flitwick wanted to show that human wizards preached to magical creatures, passed on their own principles to magical animals, differentiated them from within, and even incorporated them into human magical circles.

This is also a grand road to conquer magical creatures.

What kills decisively, charms, eats and wipes clean, is all crooked, and it is not worth mentioning in front of enlightenment.

Unexpectedly, Kevin found another way, turning the demonstration of teaching magical animals in front of all the teachers and students of the three major magic academies into a circus performance...

Circus performances are just circus performances, you can perform wonderfully, what the heck.

"It seems that this time is right. Professor Flitwick cried with joy, but he is concerned about his reputation, so he is too embarrassed to cry in front of all the teachers and students!" Kevin was relieved to see his dean covering his face with his hands.

Although the scene was still silent, he had no fear at all.

A real strong man must have a strong heart.

Can't be crushed, can't be beaten, can't be cut.

The world praises it, but others look at it coldly, so what does it have to do with me!

"Undoubtedly, I am the real strong!"

Kevin continued to perform the circus according to the original plan. He put an apple on his head, and the Hungarian Horntail clumsily poked him with flying knives. Each flying knife was extremely sharp, cutting gold and jade.

However, every throwing knife that flew from afar pierced the apple, and Kevin was unscathed.

"Isn't this the Flying Curse?"

In the stands, a little wizard finally spoke.

"Does Kevin think we're fools?"

"Yes, yes, we will still applaud the Muggle performance. People use real swords and guns to rely on their real skills. If they are negligent, they will lose their lives. What kind of big-tailed wolf does Kevin rely on flying spells?"

"I've wanted to say it for a long time, what is the fire dragon riding a bicycle? Really we can't see it? Isn't it just a floating spell?"

Gu</span>As the saying goes, the first bird is shot.

After all, Kevin has stood on the top of the mountain in Ravenclaw, and no one wants to offend.

But someone complained first, and the brothers rushed forward, and no one could say anything.

The crowd is turbulent, and the law does not blame the public.

Kevin is narrow-minded, and at most he will catch the culprit, and leave the rest alone.

The big guys spit all over the place, they suppressed it for too long, they wanted to spit a long time ago.

WTF!

"Very good!" Kevin was far away from the auditorium, and couldn't hear what the audience said.

But no matter how far away the sky-shaking shout was, he could still hear it.

There was no sound just now, and suddenly the sound shook the sky.

What does this mean?

"It means that my performance has been recognized by the audience!"

Kevin smiled evilly.

It turns out that you guys like this stuff, I get it!

That's right, jumping through fire rings and riding bicycles are the work of fire dragons, and it doesn't matter if their skin is rough or thick.

I didn't cast any defensive spells. When I was poked by a flying knife, the white knife went in and the red knife went out.

If you are unlucky, you will undoubtedly die if you poke a vital point.

This talent risked his life to perform for them, wandering between life and death, dancing on the tip of a knife, both thrilling and exciting, they must have soared adrenaline, dare not breathe, how could they not like it?

Kevin has a bottom line in his heart, he wants to be exciting, right?

Oh, stupid mortals, addicted to idle sensual stimulation, vulgar!

But there is no way, in order to gain public support and force the judges to give me high marks, I can only do what they like.

since ancient times.

Those who win the hearts of the people win the world!

With a thought in Kevin's mind, the Hungarian Horntail opened its mouth wide, its white teeth were extremely sharp, and the smelly saliva fell to the ground, and Kevin lay down in the Hungarian Horntail's mouth without saying a word.

Longkou Escape!

Give life and death to the Hungarian Horntail, as long as it moves its mouth, it can swallow itself into its stomach. Is it thrilling enough?

Hagrid slapped himself on the forehead hard.

For a long time, others have said that he is a big fool.

Today, Hagrid finally understood.

Some people are small and stupid.

You have put the Imperius Curse on the Hungarian Horntail, let alone lying in its mouth, even if you put your body into its esophagus, it will not swallow you!

Mark sighed, and couldn't let Kevin go on any longer.

The ugliness cannot be made public.

Beauxbaton and Durmstrang students are still watching here. Kevin's performance has affected the image of Hogwarts too much.

In case they go back to add oil and vinegar, it is easy to cause surprise to the allies.

"Kevin, it's getting late." Mark said, "If you don't end, your juniors will scold you for stealing the show."

Kevin was shocked.

Here it comes, here it comes, finally here it comes.

The pressure I expected!

Sure enough, Cedric's flattery worked.

The judges will personally suppress me for Cedric's score!

As expected of Principal Mark, he has a vicious vision.

He knew that my performance had just started, and my classmates didn't approve of it very much. If I continued, it would increase my stickiness. In the end, public opinion prevailed over the shady ones, and even Principal Mark could not go against the opinions of all the students.

So, he expelled me when my old strength was exhausted and my new strength was not born.

In this way, the students will not regret too much. I haven't had time to show the true essence of my performance. Compared with Cedric and Furong, I can't draw a decisive advantage from the score.

"Originally, I should get full marks." Kevin muttered to himself: "Now it's only about 27 points."

"The aboveboard shady scene leaves me speechless in the rules."

Kevin is in pain, Kevin is palpitating, Kevin is desperate.

Unfortunately, Kevin was helpless.

What's wrong with this world?

Why are good people always suppressed?

Kevin took a deep breath, his eyes vicissitudes, looking at the horizon.

"I don't blame Principal Mark, I know, this is not his intention."

"If you want to blame, you can only blame this world." Kevin sighed: "I'm too good."

"A genius like me suffers from the jealousy of God!"

"However, I will not give in."

There was a fire burning in Kevin's heart.

"I'm only in my teens, and I have to rely on Principal Mark to suppress me. After a few years, I will continue to grow. What can suppress me?"

"If the sky holds me, I will break through that day."

"If the earth binds me, crush the earth."

"Today, I am just like a tiger crouching on a barren hill, lurking in its minions to endure!"

Kevin ordered the Hungarian Horntail to kill itself, then strode out of its cage.

Today, grades don't matter.

"God! If you want to suppress me, then try it." Kevin looked up at the sky: "You did the mental calculation, but I didn't. I lost this round."

"But I won't give up. Now that I've woken up, the Holy Grail War is still going on, and we don't know who will win or lose!"

"Perhaps, I can beat Tian Banzi!"

Hagrid: "..."

As a Hogwarts teacher and professor of protection of magical creatures, the kind-hearted Hagrid couldn't stand it anymore.

"Kevin, why don't you go to St. Mungo's for a full body checkup?" Hagrid suggested, "Don't be afraid to spend money, do the most thorough checkup, and check everything out."

Kevin proudly.

Is a big fool worthy of educating me?

"Do you know the four usages of the floating spell?" Kevin asked: "How to breed phoenixes, how to make monster books, what position unicorns like, which animals are the hottest, which animals are the most greedy, and which animals are the least good?"

Hagrid: "..."

What are you talking about.

"I don't even know, are you worthy of pointing me out?" Kevin laughed and walked away.

Forget it, don't argue with that.

Hagrid shook his head. In terms of short and long, it must be me who is short and long. Is it true that my body is long for nothing?

There is not only strength in my body, but also wisdom!

Mark gave Kevin a seven. The scene was too eye-catching. McGonagall gave it an eight out of fairness, and Harry gave it a nine after thinking about it.

One thing to say, the Imperius Curse is pretty good.

How many people can control a dragon with the Imperius Curse?

In the end, Kevin ended with a total score of 24 points.

He came to Flitwick's side and patted his headmaster on the shoulder.

"Professor, I failed this time." Kevin said in a deep voice, "But don't worry, I will be fully prepared for the next round!"

Flitwick looked complicated.

"Kevin, you are really smart."