This ninja world is different

At the entrance of a certain cave, Kisame was spitting out a small amount of water to clean the blood on Samehada. He had just killed the ANBU ninjas who were chasing Konoha.

Samehada automatically shook off the water stains on his body, and Kisame rewrapped it with a new strip of cloth.

Beside, Itachi was resting with his eyes closed.

"Mr. Itachi, what should we do now? We already know the identity of the Jinchuuriki. When will we take action?"

Itachi slowly opened his eyes: "Don't worry about the jinchuriki. What does the leader of the new member of that organization say?"

Kisame's voice became deeper: "The leader said there is no such person at all. He has sent Zetsu to investigate. I believe he will know who that person is soon."

"Really?" Itachi nodded and said: "That's good. We have already alerted Konoha to the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki. Presumably the defense around the Jinchuuriki will be further strengthened... If Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, If everyone appears to protect the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki, then we can only renegotiate the plan with the leader."

"The Sannin of Konoha?" Kisame muttered: "This is the legendary ninja."

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The next day, at the gate of Konoha, Naruto was forced to leave the village.

"Frog Sage, do you know where the Godaime is?"

"I don't know, but we can find out about her while walking."

Naruto: "The ninja world is so big, how long will it take to find out?"

"Don't worry, Tsunade likes gambling and is known as the "big fat sheep" in the ninja world...it's easy to find."

"Frog Sage, why don't you become Hokage yourself? You are also one of the three ninjas... Is it because you are too ugly, or because you are too perverted and your character is not up to par..."

"Nonsense" Jiraiya jumped: "I don't want to be Hokage because becoming Hokage is not my dream...my dream is..."

Before Jiraiya could finish his words, Naruto continued: "I know, your dream is to spy on all the female bathhouses in the ninja world."

"Idiot" Jiraiya blushed: "Who would have such a shameless dream?"

Upon hearing this, Naruto looked at Jiraiya with disdain.

Jiraiya: "..."

"I feel like my character has been damaged."

The two of them walked and walked, chatting and laughing, and came to an unnamed town.

Upon entering the town, Naruto received good news from the Nine Lamas.

Nine Lamas: "Naruto, Uchiha Itachi and those two disappeared."

Naruto said: "They gave up tracking."

"Strange, you didn't choose to seduce Jiraiya?"

Nine Lamas: "Probably, their chakra has disappeared within the range of my perception."

"That's good. It doesn't matter if we leave. They'll keep following me. I always have to devote some of my energy," Naruto replied.

By the way, Jiraiya's appearance is much higher than that of Orochimaru. In the original work, as soon as Jiraiya appeared, Itachi took Kisame and ran away. Look at my snake aunt, Uchiha Itachi is directly a genjutsu Greetings, I feel sorry for my Aunt Snake for a second.

We are all Sannin of Konoha, where is my Aunt Snake's side?

Yinnin Village, Orochimaru's secret base.

Ever since Orochimaru returned home, he has become extremely irritable and "bites" people at every turn, forcing Kabuto Yakushi to clean his room every day.

"Kabuto, haven't you found Tsunade yet?" Orochimaru's voice was cold, and the pain in his hands made him suffer.

"Lord Orochimaru, we have sent extra manpower to find him. It will probably take some time. Please be patient..." Kabuto raised his glasses and replied respectfully.

Orochimaru said: "Send more people to search and send everyone out. The most important thing now is to find Tsunade..."

"Yes"

Seeing Kabuto about to turn around and leave, Orochimaru asked: "By the way, Kabuto, have you met that Uchiha?"

"Lord Orochimaru, I have already met him. He said..." Kabuto hesitated.

"What did he say?" Orochimaru licked his lips habitually.

Glancing at Orochimaru, Kabuto told the truth: "He said... I am not qualified to talk to him. Since it is inconvenient for you, Orochimaru-sama, then I will contact you when it is convenient..."

"Really?" Orochimaru's eyes instantly darkened, and a scary smile appeared on his face.

He had automatically understood this to mean "Talk about whatever you want, get out."

With this carefully crafted plan for Konoha's collapse, Orochimaru only achieved a small goal - killing Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Other aspects were unsatisfactory. Sasuke Uchiha failed to seduce him, and his hands were disabled by Hiruzen Sarutobi, so he could no longer use ninjutsu.

This is simply a crime!

Seeing that Orochimaru's anger was about to erupt like a volcano, Kabuto quickly slipped out of the room, and soon found a scapegoat and sent him into Orochimaru's room.

"It seems that the prepared analgesic is not effective enough. The dosage needs to be increased..." Hearing a scream from the room, Kabuto thought as he stood at the end of the corridor with an expressionless face.

A few days later, Naruto and Jiraiya found Tsunade in Tanshu Street. Once they arrived, Naruto and Jiraiya saw Chang Wei beating Laifu... Oh no... It should be said that the creditor was chasing him. gambler.

Tsunade, who turned into a little girl, complained to Shizune: "It's all your fault, Shizune. Don't you know how to run in the other direction? I was exposed..."

As she spoke, Tsunade changed back to her normal self.

Shizune, who was holding Dodo in her arms, replied: "Tsunade-sama, it's not your fault. I told you not to borrow money, but you still borrowed it... This is going to be terrible."

Behind the two people, a group of "bullies" ran and shouted loudly: "Big fat sheep, don't run away, pay back the money quickly!"