The Periodic Table of Words at Hogwarts

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This stress-free school life passed quickly. In the blink of an eye, it was already October, and the weather began to gradually get colder.

Many students and teachers who usually do not want to exercise have caught colds, especially Slytherin students. The dormitory is relatively humid. In addition, Slytherin students do not like to exercise and just like to stay in the dormitory. This Suddenly, I fell down a lot because of the sudden cooling of the weather.

Snape, the dean of Slytherin, unfortunately fell into the trap. For this reason, Zhang Qi wrote a special letter and bought a lot of traditional Chinese medicine from the Xuanzhu Export Company in China to cook a large pot of cinnamon twig soup for Snape. .

After drinking a lot, Snape felt that the effect was pretty good and immediately reported it to Dumbledore. Then Hogwarts had an extra "hot dessert" for dinner every day, and the collective cold in the school was also reported. Very good inhibition.

"Today's lesson is to prepare cold drops. The specific steps have been written on the blackboard. Let's do it now. I don't want to see anyone being lazy in my class, otherwise I guarantee that his final exam results will be obtained by T"!

"What are you waiting for? Do you expect the ingredients to jump into the crucible and cook by themselves?"

In the potions class on Halloween morning, the whole class quickly lowered their heads at his roar and began to work on the materials.

"What happened to Professor Snape today? Why is he so angry?"

Alito asked Zhang Qi quietly while crushing peppercorns.

"Well, something went wrong yesterday when he was copying another cold medicine, and he spent the whole night squatting in the bathroom"...

Snape forgot to remove the heads and tails of the apricot kernels when he was making cinnamon twig soup yesterday, and as a result, a pot of cold potion turned into a laxative.

In fact, the main responsibility is that the kind of translation magic taught at Hogwarts cannot translate ancient Chinese classical Chinese. However, Dumbledore only knows modern traditional Chinese, which directly led to the fact that neither of them understood what it meant to remove the head and tail.

It was too late when he realized that the potion was not working properly. Snape himself did not store any medicine to treat diarrhea, and he couldn't bear to go to Madam Pomfrey in the school doctor's office, so he could only erect in the toilet... .

Although diarrhea can theoretically relieve anger, Snape, who came to class in the morning, was holding back a lot of anger. Unable to vent his anger, he naturally fixed his eyes firmly on those students who were in class with Slytherin. On Chipachi students.

"Pepper must be completely ground into powder before it can be added to the potion. Are your eyes just decorations?"

"When boiling potions, use low heat. Who told you to turn on high heat? Mr. Longbottom of Gryffindor is smarter than you!"

"After boiling the potion, cover it with a lid to prevent it from evaporating. This is what I just emphasized. Is your brain full of troll snot?"

"Ten points from Hufflepuff"!

Snape's hoarse voice echoed throughout the classroom.

"Quick, quick, quick, put the lid on the pot, the godfather is coming this way"!

Alito quietly poked Zhang Qi's waist with his finger, and at the same time lowered his voice and said anxiously.

Zhang Qi quickly turned sideways, and after confirming that his body completely blocked Snape's sight, he quickly and quietly closed the lid of the pot.

"Well, the quality is okay."

Snape opened the lid of Zhang Qi's group of pots, and a spicy smell of pepper rushed directly to the door. Snape nodded with satisfaction.

"Stay here after class. You have a very heavy package that has just been delivered. It is an international mail from Ukraine. It needs your autograph. The postman from the Ministry of Magic is still waiting for you in the auditorium."

"Ah, okay".

Zhang Qi thought carefully for a while and finally understood what was being mailed.

Fortunately, I included a space bag when I sent the letter, otherwise those absolute contraband items would not have been sent in together with this box.

"A very good quality potion, two points for Slytherin"!

Snape shook off his black robe and continued to walk towards the others. Zhang Qi and Alito looked at his back and breathed a sigh of relief quietly.

This time it was fooled.

Because of Snape's harshness, many Slytherin students were scolded in this class. Only Zhang Qi's group received praise and extra points.

After class, Zhang Qi asked his roommate to go back to the dormitory to sort out his notes, while he and Snape went to the Hogwarts auditorium.

It is said that international express mail must be signed for in person, and Zhang Qi's package is not only heavy but also quite large. According to the regulations of the Ministry of Magic, he needs to unpack it himself and explain what it is.

"Hello, is this Mr. Hilbert Ziroir? I am an international affairs clerk at the Ministry of Magic. Your package was mailed back from Ukraine. The volume and weight are relatively excessive. According to regulations, you need to open The box explains to us what is inside”.

The Ministry of Magic staff who were already waiting in the auditorium said politely.

"Ah, it's actually not a strange thing. It's a wind instrument I bought specially from Ukraine, but it's just a little bigger."

As he spoke, Zhang Qi tapped the huge green wooden box with "Produced by Norinco" printed in white paint on the surface with his wand, revealing piles of neatly arranged parts inside.

"Hmm, a Muggle musical instrument? This is indeed not one of the internationally controlled prohibited items."

The Ministry of Magic official looked carefully at the pile of parts inside, nodded, and then suddenly asked a little strangely:

"Can you explain what these parts are for?"

"Ah, this is a pipe organ with 12 pipes. The stand is responsible for assembling the 12 pipes together. The matching wheel bearings and traction hook are because this instrument is very heavy. Muggles who don't know magic They could only use cars or horses to transport the assembled organ."

Zhang Qi replied with a normal expression.

"Oh, that's it, then I won't bother you Mr. Zirol. Please sign here, and then the package can be signed for."

The Ministry of Magic official nodded in realization, then took out a piece of parchment and asked Zhang Qi to sign it.

Zhang Qili signed his name on the paper in cursive English, and then returned the parchment to the Ministry of Magic official.

"Your package has been delivered, have a nice day"!

The friendly Ministry of Magic official waved, then took a handful of Floo powder from Snape's hand and walked into the fireplace of Hogwarts.

"I would also like to thank Principal Dumbledore for giving me the permission to open the fireplace. It would have been much more difficult to transport this thing from the main entrance."

The official said with a smile, and then a green flame ignited in the stove. When the flames dissipated, the man had returned to the Ministry of Magic through the Floo Network.