The villain of Kuaishou is my treasure

"Master, what happened to you? You were mysterious when you came back. You kept saying that you wanted to call the eldest son and the second son over. When I asked you, you didn't say anything. Now that your family is here, you have to say Come on!"

Mrs. Tang frowned slightly and expressed her dissatisfaction in a gentle voice.

At home... Erlang, Sanlang, and Silang are here. They are all studying. It doesn't matter if they are delayed for a moment. But Tang Dalang, he is already serving in the Ministry of Rites. Although he is a seventh-rank official, he was also a formal imperial examination. , it’s not Mu Xiu today, but Father Tang insists on sending someone to call him back.

Tang Dalang took a leave of absence.

What if asking for leave for no reason leaves a bad impression on the superior officer and delays his promotion?

Mrs. Tang was not very happy.

"Yes, Dad, what happened? Is it a festival problem?" Tang Dalang whispered, he was really worried.

After all, the biggest issue in the court now is the policy towards the Huns!

Whether it is a 'peace' or a 'fight', there is no debate about the outcome for a while. Whether this festival is good or bad can be regarded as a criterion for judgment.

"Father, I see that the sky in the northwest is covered with dark clouds today. Is it raining that has watered the sacrifices?" Second Mistress Ren raised her voice and recited the Buddha's name with a thankful look on her face, "God, it would be great if that was the case. God sent me down If there is an ominous sign, Long live the Lord will be able to repent in time and not engage in military warfare. In that case..."

"The common people can live a stable life."

She spoke softly, with a look of pity on her face.

Tang Snian smiled when he heard this, and looked at her with eyes full of relief and obsession.

Uncle Tang and Grandma Tang frowned at the same time.

Uncle Tang felt that Second Mistress Ren's words were harsh, but Grandma Tang despised her younger siblings for not being able to tell the difference between right and wrong. In front of her parents-in-law, she seemed to have a compassionate heart!

Mrs. Tang remained silent.

Father Tang, on the other hand, seemed to have not heard his daughter-in-law speak at all. He seemed to have remembered something, his breathing became more rapid, and his wrinkled face also showed a pathological rosiness. He clenched his fists tightly with an expression like Dreamlike~~

"Master, you, you, what happened to you?"

Mrs. Tang was a little scared.

Her master's appearance and demeanor, yes, yes, did he eat something wrong?

Is the asparagus mushroom I ate for breakfast poisonous today?No, that variety is the most common. My family has been eating it for several years, and I haven’t seen anything happen to it~

Could it be that someone else was mixed in?

Mrs. Tang was confused and looked her husband up and down carefully.

Father Tang had no idea that his wife thought he was 'crazy for eating mushrooms', but he was still very excited. His fists were sometimes clenched and loosened, his eyes were focused and scattered, his lips were trembling slightly, and his teeth were chattering up and down!

moment……

"There is a god!!"

He suddenly said, his eyes becoming more and more confused, "There are gods on Mount Tai!"

"Bixia Yuanjun, Grandma Taishan, today she has a spirit, she can pinch people, she, she, she made a little person out of soil, she can jump, jump, talk and make trouble!!"

"She can make women feel pregnant. She is the one who sends us into the six realms of reincarnation. She is half a mother, the Holy Mother!"

"I, I, I, we are all going to Bixia Yuanjun Temple, go right away, go burn incense right away, and ask her to bless us!"

Father Tang gasped.

Mrs. Tang:......

Tang Dalang:......

Grandma Tang:...

Towns Nian:......

Second Grandma Ren:...

Tang Sanlang, Tang Shilang:......

Family members, it’s confirmed, my dad is really crazy! !

"Quick, quick, hurry up and invite the doctor into the house. Go, um, boil some mung bean water and pour it into the master!!" Mrs. Tang stood up in a hurry and shouted loudly.

"Yes, ma'am~"

Outside, the maid heard it and responded repeatedly, trying to run away in a hurry.

"Come back!!" Father Tang waved his sleeves angrily and shouted.

The maid suddenly stopped and looked back at Mrs. Tang blankly, with a questioning look on her face. She didn't know who to listen to?

"Master, you..."

Mrs. Tang twisted her eyebrows to test.

Dad Tang, "I'm not crazy, and I didn't eat the wrong things. I really saw gods!"

Mrs. Tang:......

"Go ahead and listen to me!" She waved to the maid.

"I'm really not crazy!!" Father Tang was so angry that he was trembling all over.

Mrs. Tang:......

O). (O

Look at him expressionlessly.

Upon seeing this, Father Tang stretched out his hand to wipe his face, forcing himself to suppress all the boiling emotions. He tried his best to calmly say: "Madam, I never lied to you. The person I met today is not just me..."

He described in detail the story of Emperor Lie's journey to Mount Tai, how he met the gods on the way, and how the gods casually tossed him around and said what he had experienced in this mortal world!

"...The Holy Mother also gave a small gold mine, and Long live the Lord has ordered people to explore it!" Father Tang sighed while stroking his beard, "I wonder what the situation is now?"

"Are there really gods?" Tang Sinian murmured, his expression was dreamlike, his voice was ethereal, and he had a 'fascinated' mood.

Since ancient times, scholars, especially those who have high self-esteem, have been fond of fantasizing about dramas such as "goddess favor" and "fairy love".

Things like "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are paired with immortals", "The Three Holy Mothers miss the mortal world", "Seven fairies fall in love with mortals" and so on. Although looking at the priesthood of Bixia Yuanjun, it means "blessing the Nine Provinces", "powering the world", "suppressing evil spirits" ', 'Send a child' and the like, she doesn't look like an innocent, kind and pure little fairy, but more like the Queen Mother of the West, who is quite senior!

However, a man remains a boy until he dies.

They don't like older people, unless...they are good-looking and have a high position.

Bixia Yuanjun definitely met these two conditions, so Tang Sinian could not help but yearn for it and murmured some of the poems written by literati throughout the ages to admire the god!

Second Mistress Ren frowned and listened, feeling inexplicably uncomfortable in her heart. Feelings of resentment and jealousy welled up in her heart. She blurted out, "Father, I am silent and have strange powers and delusions. Don't you be deceived? You are a goddess who is pretending to be a god." So many, it might be a fake!”

"Shut up!" Father Tang was shocked and angrily rebuked: "Ms. Ren, why do you dare to say anything? Long live the ceremony today, and more than a hundred ministers in the palace have seen it with their own eyes and heard it with their own ears!"

"The Holy Mother made a human being out of clay, waved thunder from the sky, and rainstorms. She was dressed in fairy clothes and unstained by dust and rain. She was accompanied by nine divine leopards and flew away on horseback. Can that be fake?"

"Everyone has flown away!"

"If you haven't seen it before, don't talk nonsense. If you offend the gods or blame your family, can you afford it?"

"Uh..." Mistress Ren lowered her head and did not dare to speak.

Tang Snian looked at it and couldn't help but feel sorry for his wife. He quickly changed the subject, "The Holy Mother has the duty of delivering children. As a loving mother, she won't mind Ying'er's little offense... Come to think of it, Dad, today is really an unlucky day. I have never followed the festival team, and I have never seen the faces of gods~"

"Dad, what does the Holy Mother of God look like? Did she have such a beautiful face that is hard to find in the world?"

he asked.

The Tang family also looked up curiously.

Father Tang, "...uh, I, I..."

He scratched his head and said half regretfully, half shyly: "I didn't see it clearly."