The villain of Kuaishou is my treasure

On August 8, at 17:19 p.m., the televisions of countless families in Huaguo were on, habitually waiting for the Huaguo Lianbo to start.

It was the program with the highest purchase rate in Huaguo. The advertisements before the program were every second and every second. Even the hardest national brand wine cost a lot of money and could only get a five-second oral broadcast, but this time it was different !

In Long County, a remote area, policeman Zhang Shengyuan sat shirtless at the table, eating noodles while sweating, his wife Qian Hui coaxed the children, the family of three ate and talked, and the TV set sounded like a background board.

"...Oasis agricultural products, safe food that ordinary people can eat with peace of mind, state-approved premium wheat..."

A standard female voice suddenly came out on the TV, and the couple didn't pay attention, they were used to it for a long time, but...

It's been a long time!

"This commercial must have been broadcast for 5 minutes!"

Qian Hui muttered something unintentionally.

"If you're really rich, you have to have the power!" Zhang Shengyuan slapped his tongue, the advertisement before the Huaguo Lianhuan, how much money do you have to spend in it, can you get 5 minutes?

"National wine doesn't have this kind of treatment, right? Oasis Shikou, the particularly fragrant wheat that my unit distributes, is this brand, how much can a grain seller earn, and advertise like this?"

He shook his head and began to brag to his wife, guessing whether the person in charge of the oasis food outlet was the brother-in-law of some chief. As a result, as he talked, his voice became weaker and his eyes widened.

"10 minutes!"

"Twelve minutes..."

"15 minutes..."

"Huaguo Lianbo has started!"

"Damn it, my oasis is amazing!" Finally, Zhang Shengyuan started broadcasting.

Qian Huihu grumbled at her husband, "Don't swear in front of your daughter."

"However, it is indeed rich!"

She also couldn't help but sigh with emotion. With a monthly salary of 15 yuan in a small remote county, she couldn't imagine how much the first [-] minutes of commercials in Huaguo Lianbo would cost.

All she knew was that it must be an astronomical figure, and she might not be able to afford these 15 minutes for the rest of her working life.

The couple thought about it with emotion.

On the TV, the Huaguo Lianbroadcast had already started. The two hosts finished their opening speeches. Among them, the hostess spoke a sentence with a serious face.

"Oasis food, the safe food for the common people."

Next, the male host followed up: "Buy the staple food, look for the oasis!"

Zhang Shengyuan: ...

Qian Hui: ...

The two fell silent suddenly, looking at each other, speechless.

After a long time, Zhang Shengyuan said dryly: "Well, this is probably not something that the chief's brother-in-law can do. This must be at the level of a real father!"

Such scenes are staged in every corner of Huaguo, including remote mountain villages.

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"Huaguo Lianbo, please tell me you have been kidnapped!!"

"What is Oasis Food? Can someone tell me what brand it is? Huaguo Lianbo endorses it?"

"I was actually able to hear the host one brother and one sister read the commercials on the Huaguo Lianbo. It's been a long time! My day~"

"Could it be that Huaguo was also kidnapped by capital?"

"Have you watched the interview after Huaguo Lianbo? Five consecutive episodes, all about this Oasis Food..."

……

Since the appearance of Huaguo Lianbo, Oasis products have occupied the top ten of Weibo with a strong attitude, and even "slaughtered" the entertainment sector from time to time, causing a bloody storm on the Internet, and the country has no intention of retreating or explaining. Instead, stride forward!

Advertisements for Oasis products continued to appear on state-owned channels and several international variety shows.

Satellites from all over the world, the hottest and most popular variety shows...including love dramas, are interspersed with farm products from the oasis base.

The latest victim of the national detective show was crushed to death by a flour sack.

The popular love drama, the rewards for the guests to complete the task are the vermicelli made from the oasis corn.

The city broke through and successfully took away a hundred catties of oasis rice...

This is the most ruthless complaint by netizens!

"Damn, I feel sorry for this contestant. After traveling through mountains and rivers, he ended up with two bags of rice. In the past, there were color TVs and refrigerators anyway!"

"I felt the thick perfunctory of the program group."

"Actually, Oasis food is very delicious. My grandfather is a retired cadre. During the festival, the government distributed rice and noodles. Whether it is steamed or boiled, it is very fragrant. Moreover, it feels very nourishing to the stomach. After eating this rice noodles, my grandfather has stomach problems. It’s much better, and I have been urging us to buy him this brand, but I can’t find it on the market!”

"Oh, I remembered what I said above. My dad also distributed this brand of vermicelli some time ago. Damn, that is the best vermicelli I have ever eaten in my life. Where can I buy it? There is a store on Taotao ?

"I've eaten it too!"

"My mother sent me a face!"

"Ask for the selling address..."

"I'll go, can you sailors stop..."

"Uh...why did the message I just posted about Oasis suddenly disappear?"

Where there is praise, there is insult. The Internet has never been peaceful. If Oasis products appear with such overwhelming exposure, there will definitely be criticism, but the country has taken action.

The Security Bureau specially hired the most famous naval organization in Huaguo to lead the rhythm with national security and vigilance, and the result~~

Netizens were so taken away that they couldn't even find Beibei.

Of course, the discussion of questioning, ridiculing, and doubting that "someone in the oasis" has never stopped, but it is not full of malice, but mostly joking, and even arouses netizens' interest in oasis food. In charge of laying out the sales channels of Oasis Foods.

From offline physical stores to online Taotao and special sales... On numerous apps, the official store of Oasis Foods has opened.

This move, of course, has aroused the opinions of some Internet trolls. They are skilled in embarrassing online, but in the end, they hit the iron plate directly, scolded lightly, were deleted, commented and banned, and the Internet police will directly come to the door if they are serious .

Offline, go to the police station to have an interview.

Creatures like trolls are all online attacks, and the reality is submissive. Once they meet in person, especially if they are facing the police, they really do what they are asked to do.

"Come on, send a clarification message, collect a hundred likes, and you can go!"

The policemen sandwiched the sprayers with smiles and greeted their colleagues, "Come and take a picture of us."

Trolls: ...

In the posture of being arrested, I cried and posted the filming to Moments, and then I talked to each list individually, begging my grandpa to tell my grandma for comments and likes.

On the Internet, online and offline, it was very lively. There were reports on Oasis Foods all over the world.

And this time...

1 million light-years away from the blue sphere, a huge asteroid crashed into the sun without a sound. At the moment of impact, countless sparks exploded, and then the asteroid was gasified.

On the blue star, the passers-by felt the sun's glare for a moment, and then returned to normal in a moment, no one took it seriously.

But the end of the world has already opened a corner of cruelty.