Douluo: You call this a toy

"Okay, I won't let you down."

Hearing Yang Fan's promise, Sun Shanwang was inexplicably excited. Xiang Hong told him more than once that Yang Fan was a capable person and there was a future with him. Since his last trip to Nanzhou, he had suffered from insomnia for several nights.

Erzhu followed Yang Fan to the car. As long as he followed him and worked hard, he wouldn't be in trouble. So, when he learned that he was back, he hurried over, but he didn't expect Yang Fan to agree.

"Don't be too happy. Wait until I finish talking about the conditions. For the first three months, the monthly salary is three thousand. No matter what method is used, five pounds of live shrimps will be scattered into the fish pond every day. As for other work, follow the arrangements of Erzhu. If Agreed, just try it for a while. If it suits you, do it. If it doesn’t, get out."

After Yang Fan finished speaking, Sun Shanwang immediately expressed his stance, "If I can't satisfy you, I won't even give you a salary!"

I was very excited at the thought of being able to earn money and take care of my wife at the same time. Although they were currently separated, as long as they got along well and became promising, they would win back their daughter-in-law's heart.

"You go back first and come to my house for a drink in the evening."

But before Sun Shanwang could leave, a luxury car drove up and parked next to a few people.

The car door opened and Song Changpei stepped out of the car with a smile on his face: "Brother, you are amazing. The tails of the masters are really broken. Can you find a way to reconnect them?"

"The reset technique can be done in a few minutes. It's a pity that other masters don't believe me."

Yang Fan smiled bitterly and shook his head.

A head poked out of the car window and said displeasedly: "Boss Song, let's go, I have to go back to Kyoto for treatment."

"This kid is so good at boasting, I don't want to see him."

It's ridiculous that an old man with no ability, who has no ability other than bluffing and cheating, is being used as food by so many people.

Yang Fan didn't want to expose him, but the old man still regarded himself as a master, with a condescending and ugly face.

He strode to the car, raised his phone, and said with a smile: "Masters, you are so capable. You can't exorcise ghosts, but you are possessed by evil spirits. It's so painful to hurt yourself! That video should be quite valuable."

When the masters heard this, their faces darkened and they shouted, "What do you want to do?"

"You have been cheating for many years, and you know better than anyone else that once the video is posted online, your fake master will be defeated, and those who have been deceived by you will not kill you!"

"Boy, you are so naive! Do you think you can pull me down from the altar with just a video? Believe it or not, I can make you disappear quietly with just one phone call!"

"If you don't believe me, it's up to you to see which one of us is more accurate. If not, quickly put your head in, otherwise you will suffer a bloody disaster."

Yang Fan immediately whistled, but instead of retreating, the masters pushed open the car door, covered their buttocks and got out of the car.

He yelled: "If you can figure it out, I will worship you as my teacher."

Yang Fan looked at him as if he were a fool, pointed his finger, and a black shadow swooped down from the sky.

Accompanied by a scream, the masters covered their heads in horror, feeling a damp and hot feeling. When they looked at their hands, they saw scarlet blood stains.

"Masters, you were attacked by a big bird and your head is bleeding."

Song Changpei hurriedly took the paper from the car and asked him to hold it.

Sun Erzhu and Sun Shanwang watched with their arms folded, knowing that Yang Fan was deliberately teasing him, so neither of them said anything.

"How is it? Do you believe it?"

He is an old liar who cheats everywhere, thinks of himself as a master, and wants him to disappear. He is a shameless old liar who cannot be driven crazy.

This was great, all the masters couldn't keep their hands free. They covered their heads with one hand and pressed their buttocks with the other. Their eyes were cannibalistic and they couldn't understand how they were attacked.

He looked up warily, but did not see the bird that attacked him. He gritted his teeth and said, "If you think about it again, how unlucky will it be for me next?"

"If the calculation is accurate, I will give you 1000 million."

Sun Erzhu and Sun Shanwang looked at each other. Did the old man's head get pecked out?With that bearish look on his face, how could he come up with 1000 million?

"Okay, let me show you what a true master is."

Yang Fan looked around and pinched his fingers, "You have a lot of bad luck today. You will experience what it means to kick your nose into your face and shit on your head."

"Haha, okay, as you said, in addition to giving you 1000 million, I will kowtow to you and become your disciple."

The masters absolutely didn't believe it. He was a man of the right principles. Before he went out in the morning, he even divined for himself that there would be no bloody disaster. It was just a coincidence.

Feeling that it was not enough, he added: "In addition, I will also introduce you to several female celebrities and models."

"Er Zhu, who is this old man? He looks like a turtle, but he knows female celebrities?"

After hearing this, Sun Shanwang's mouth almost dropped to his forehead.

"A person cannot be judged by his appearance. Who knows where he is?" Sun Erzhu sighed, "It's miserable."

An evil smile appeared on Yang Fan's lips, and a whistle sounded.

Song Changpei noticed a dark shadow flying towards him and shouted loudly: "Masters, please hide, it's here again."

"My mother-in-law."

The masters were so frightened that they crouched down. Although they were not attacked, a piece of shit fell on their heads.

"Master, what a shit on your head."

Song Changpei became uneasy and looked at Yang Fan with admiring eyes. He was a divine fortune teller and his predictions were too accurate.

The masters sniffed, shouted with their hands, and cursed angrily. Their hands were sticky and exuded a disgusting stench.

"Haha, the calculation is not accurate. I won't give you a penny, so what's wrong with you?"

The masters shook their hands and stood up slowly. Although Yang Fan had some abilities, they were not enough to convince him.

Yang Fan blew out a burst of bird calls, and a few seconds later, more than ten sparrows flew from all directions, like sharp arrows, hitting the faces of the masters one after another.

"Is this the legendary kicking the nose in the face?" Song Changpei exclaimed again. He never expected that Yang Fan was better than the masters in divination. He only admired his medical skills before, but now he completely regarded him as a god. Master Xiang.

Sun Erzhu and Sun Shanwang were also shocked. How could sparrows attack people?

The masters grinned and cried loudly. They were so bullying. They thought that the masters in the eyes of famous people and rich people, worth billions, ended up in such a miserable way. Even if they were beaten to death, they would not accept it.

"Are you convinced? I still figured out..."

thump.

Before Yang Fan could finish speaking, all the masters knelt down and said, "Master... I don't want to continue to be unlucky, so I ask Master to resolve it."

After saying that, he took three sips.

Then he held his head in his hands and looked at the sky warily.

"Masters, do you need to show some filial piety by kowtowing to become a disciple?"

Song Changpei gave himself a slap in the face at first. With such an awesome master at his side, he actually hired people from Kyoto. He realized that compared with Yang Fan, the masters could only be compared to him, he rolled his eyes and reminded him loudly. ?

The minds of the masters were slightly moved. They learned a few tricks from a Taoist priest in their early years, which made him a master respected by everyone and gained both fame and fortune. If they could learn something more from the person in front of them, when they thought of this, they hurriedly got up. At this moment, they didn’t know. My tailbone hurts, I get in my car, and a few minutes later I pull out a check.

"Master, to show my sincerity, please accept this 5000 million check."

5000?

Sun Erzhu and Sun Shanwang almost fell down in shock. The apprenticeship fee was so high and they would not have to worry about food and drink for the rest of their lives. They both hoped that Yang Fan would accept it quickly.