Konoha's opening started with Orochimaru

"What a difficult woman. If I hadn't been quick-witted, I would have revealed something this time."

After bandaging up the wound on his waist, Tao Yan intermediary inspected his waist cautiously: what kind of a woman is she who likes to stab a man's waist?

"Fizz!"

"Are you chasing me again? We will be in the Land of Fire soon, how about I play with them again? I have been chased by women in several countries, who will dare to say that I am not destined for women in the future?"

Picking up the long sword that was full of gaps on the ground, Tao Yan intermediary showed a rare pain in his face, and bought a new sword, but it would cost a lot of money, how could he afford it now that he was so poor?

Or, dismantle Teacher Dashemaru's laboratory?Sell ​​the instruments inside at the underground gold exchange in the Land of Fire?

Hundreds of millions of taels, enough to buy a famous sword?

Forget it, my life matters!

Putting the sword back into the scabbard, Tao Yan took a Bingliang pill and got up to leave.

Now that they have arrived in the Country of Tang, do you want to cause them some trouble?

For example, take them for a walk around the gate of the Cult of the Evil God?

Last time when he was practicing the technique of erasing facial expressions in Tang Zhiguo, he accidentally met a group of people carrying a person into a cave.

If he guessed correctly, it should be the home of the Evil God Cult. Of course, if he guessed wrong, he would have guessed wrong, and he would not lose anything. Anyway, it was just along the way... a slight turn... not a big problem!

"Okay, the more you think about it, the more you get excited, and you're done!"

Taoyan, who successfully persuaded himself, re-planned his "escape route" with a map.

Fortunately, there are quite a few national forests near the Land of Fire, otherwise I really wouldn't dare to make such a fuss.

However, if you can use this to capture a cutie alive, you can bring Konoha back to let Teacher Orochimaru start the study of immortality!

Find something for him to do, and save him from staring at his own troubles every day. Every task he gives himself is either running for his life or on the way to running for his life.

"He ran to the southwest. To go to the Land of Fire, he should cross the Land of Tang. What is he trying to do? Get rid of us in a crowded place?"

"Don't care about him so much, rush up and kill him! I want to see how many detonating charms he has available!"

Having said that, Mandoi's black face became darker by three points, and he didn't know whether he was angry or bombed.

Along the way, every time she was about to catch that guy, she would always be stopped by detonating symbols shot from various places!Now that she sees the detonating talisman, her teeth itch with anger!

However, if Tao Yan's agent heard this sentence, she would know that a man who can cook has inexhaustible detonating charms!

"Walk a hundred and twenty steps west of the hill, separated by bamboos, and hear the sound of water... it should be this creek."

After once again using the detonating talisman to block the pursuers from behind, Taoyan Agent finally found the creek he found that day when he was peeping... Ahem, he found it while practicing ninjutsu. Going up against the creek, it should be a lair of the Evil God Cult. .

"How to lure the snake out of the hole?"

Tao Yan's intermediary took out a bottle of small red pills after thinking about it. It was such a good thing that it was enough to shoot him eight hundred times at that time.

But in this deformed world, it's fucking legal!

"Hiss?"

"I didn't mention you. By the way, don't rush to sleep. Do me a favor later."

Just when he was about to push the snake's head back, Taoyan intermediary suddenly remembered that it could escape in the wind.

You said, isn't this a coincidence?

I don’t know if the weather is from time to time, but there is a cave at the end of the creek, the air flow is not large, and the smell of red balls can last for a long time, and the location is absolutely right!

As for human harmony, although I don't have one, I have snake harmony!

Uncle Snake's wind is like a breeze blowing on his face, which is the best choice for transporting poisonous smoke!

"Hiss?"

"Just use the wind escape for a while, see that cave? Just blow into that cave!"

"hiss!"

Uncle Snake nodded in agreement, and Taoyan's agent took out the red balls:

"Fire escape - the art of lighter!"

"Sky blue is waiting for the misty rain, and I am waiting for you."

"The poisonous smoke curls up, and it will be given to you through the hole."

"I've already gone in after I've disguised myself at the entrance of the cave, so just treat it as a big gift from me."

The snake uncle opened his mouth and blew all the poisonous smoke into the hole, and then the Taoyan intermediary quickly hid in the snake's belly. When the snake entered hibernation, it coiled under the root of the tree like a dead branch.

Next, all the battles have nothing to do with him, he is just a ruthless spectator.

in the cave

"Master Cthulhu, your humble servant St. John once again pays high respects to you. You are the only god and the only light in this world!"

"Hurry up! Hurry up! When the moon rises, your humble servant will offer sacrifices to you again! Killing and gore will please you!"

"Great Lord Cthulhu, chaos will eventually descend on this continent, and your humble servant St. John will follow in your footsteps and radiate your glory!"

"This taste? This feeling? Great evil god, did you respond to your humble servant? This feeling of relaxation as if you were in the sky, this indescribable joy, this feeling that is worse than killing life Trembling in comfort! This must be your gift, Lord Cthulhu, I can't wait, let the killing begin here! Hahaha!"

The bloody sickle kept spinning in the cave, and one after another red flowers bloomed in the cold light. After killing everyone in the cave neatly, St. John picked up the sickle and walked out of the cave.

Under the cold moonlight, the beast's carnival feast begins...

"Swish, swipe!"

The chasing cloud ninja team surrounded St. John in the middle, and Mandoi's long sword pointed at St. John's nose obliquely:

"Say, what about that ninja? Are you in the same group? Where did you hide him? Tell me! Or I'll kill you!"

"Ah ha ha ha ha! Is it really a gift from Lord Evil God!"

Looking around calmly, St. John no longer controlled his body's desire, stretched out his hands and laughed wildly:

"One, two...Thirteen, Lord Evil God, you must have been waiting for a long time!"

"Mandoy, be careful!"

Toru Kazawa sensed something strange, the chakra on this lunatic-like man in front of him was in chaos.

If it was an ordinary ninja, his meridians would have exploded and died long ago!

"Be careful? No matter who it is, you have to pay the price! Since he doesn't say anything, I'll kill him and find the answer from his corpse!"

Mandoi's personality is irritable, and he felt humiliated when he saw St. John pretending to be crazy. How could he listen to Fuhara Toru's long-term plan?

The thunder light on his body flickered, and the long sword had pierced into the abdomen of the strange man in front of him: take him down and ask for information!

"Uh!"

Feeling that his waist was being attacked, a look of surprise flashed across St. John's face. This pain, coupled with the gift of the evil god, was really...

It's so cool!

"Accept Lord Cthulhu's punishment, you all will go to see Lord Cthulhu! Hahahaha!"