Mix the world with the system

Wu Yue shook the fat blue fat butt in Dian's arms: "You still have the nerve to talk about Yuan Lang, why don't you examine yourself, your ass is as big as my two faces."

Tongzi looked at his host aggrieved after hearing the words: "Host, you can insult me, but please don't insult my ass."

I giao!

Wu Yue looked at Xiao Mao in her arms in disbelief, her face was full of seriousness, what do you mean my face is not worthy to be compared with his ass?

If this can be tolerated, she might as well stop being a witch and become a ninja in the little devil country!

Immediately, he didn't even care about admiring the beauty of the orc on the opposite side, picked up the fat blue man's back of the neck, and slapped the fat buttocks loudly.

The pain in the buttocks came, and the crisp applause still echoed in his ears. Tongzi first looked at his own buttocks and the host's smug face in disbelief.

Only then did I realize that I was spanked by the hateful host because of a momentary slip of the tongue.

His five-short system, whose total life is much larger than the host's two lifetimes combined, was spanked?

If this gets out, will he still be in charge?

"Aww! Aww!"

Dog host, don't you want to lose face?A man's ass can't be touched!

Wu Yue squinted at the blue fat man who was not as long as her own arm in her hand: "Where the hell do you know it's a man?"

After saying that, he looked wretchedly between Fatty Lan's legs.

The dangerous eyes were so clear, how could Tongzi not feel it, he quickly tightened his chrysanthemum and clamped his legs.

Some shame and indignation looked at the host who had no integrity: "Host, what about your integrity?"

Wu Yue sneered, and shook the handle: "My integrity was eaten by you."

Tongzi: "..."

Dog host, don't think I don't know you're scolding me!

It is obvious that you were eaten by a dog because of your integrity, but you said you were eaten by me. Does that mean that I am about as good as a dog?

"The sincere friendship for so many years is finally paid by mistake!"

Wu Yue sighed deeply, and gave her Tongzi a look of caring for the mentally retarded: "As a Tongzi, your mathematics is really worrying. We haven't been together for a year yet."

Tongzi's small face froze: "Ah... aha, is it? Then why do I feel that the relationship between us has lasted for centuries, it must be a special 'ape dung'!"

"It's evil fate..."

Wu Yue replied unceremoniously.

One of them was attacking each other here, while Yuan Lang on the other side was struggling hard from the bombardment of his father and mother, and rubbed against the little female whom he was thinking of.

Seeing the spanking of the fat blue man who was always poking around his animal skin group along the way, he suddenly felt refreshed. Even letting the witches of the rock salt tribe go was not so depressing for him.

Seemingly aware of the orc's unfriendly gaze, the screaming Tong turned his little head to look.

I saw that big-ass orc standing not far from them with a happy look on his face.

The little hairy face suddenly became a little uneasy, struggling to escape from the hands of his host: "Host, that big-ass orc seems to have something to say to you, I will retreat first, go back and take a bath to feel comfortable and comfortable."

After that, he retreated with four little paws upside down.

Looking at the guy's fat butt that was still trembling when he ran, Wu Yue silently wiped off his sweat.

Damn, a furry child is still comfortable in the bath!What family conditions!

"Is there food to eat?"

Looking at the little female in front of him, Yuan Lang felt that the irritability in his heart, as if he wanted to tear a few fierce beasts at once, gradually dissipated, replaced by a kind of comfort that he had never felt before.

Looking at the tiredness on the orc's face, Wu Yue seemed to be touched by a pair of soft little hands in her heart, she nodded: "Let's go."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked towards his own yard.

"The witch from the rock salt tribe seems to know the original body, and something seems to have happened between them."

The orc's voice was low: "I thought it was the witch who wanted the original body to be her partner, but the original body refused, but judging from the priestess' reaction today, things are not that simple.

In the witch's words, it seems that she has paid a lot for her original body. "

Something to do with the original Yuan Lang?

Wu Yue frowned: "Don't you have any memories of this part?"

Yuan Lang shook his head: "If I have memory, I should know this witch from the rock salt tribe, but I don't have the slightest memory of that female in my mind."

It can't be amnesia, right?

Thinking of the serious injury to Yuan's body when he came to this world, Yuan Lang also felt a little uncertain.

"The miko...how is it now?"

Although Tongzi had already talked about the witch before, Yuan Lang didn't know that he could communicate with Tongzi, so Wu Yue asked again.

"That witch's obsession is very deep, and she is not a witch disciple of some weak tribe, so I want to kill her to prevent her from causing trouble later."

Speaking of this, he thought of those poisonous scorpion tribe orcs who ruined his good deeds, and Yuan Lang's handsome face was also a little dark.

"Unexpectedly, when the witch was about to die, she was rescued by the orcs of the poisonous scorpion tribe, and they had to leave in the end."

With the sound of the door being pushed open, Wu Yue's voice sounded beside her: "Come in."

"What? Is the general afraid of a little witch disciple?"

There was a faint smile and ridicule in the little female's voice, and her moist eyes looked at him with a smile, full of moonlight.

Yuan Lang's heart seemed to be scratched by something, it was numb.

This is the first time the little female called him General after knowing his identity.

Thinking about it carefully, since Teng Qian and Teng Kun also started calling themselves boss, it has been a long time since they heard this title, and it was strange and nostalgic for a while.

The two walked into the kitchen all the way, and Wu Yue brought out the food in the pot and put it in the pavilion in the courtyard.

Looking at the orc's way of eating that seemed to be carved into his bones, he couldn't help but recall in his heart how he usually ate.

But the memoir in her mind was only projected to the first frame before being forcibly cut off by herself.

She still refuses to think about the need to use a basin for eating...

"The witch of the rock salt tribe is not in the same territory as us. Although the Chiyan Plain is adjacent to the polar forest, the distance is not close at all.

If she was able to embarrass us by exchanging salt before, now that we have our own salt, she has nothing to do with us.

There is only one thing to be aware of…”

After learning today that the witch of the Rock Salt Tribe did not die, Wu Yue thought, if she were that witch...

Ha ha...

Although she would not pursue a male who doesn't like her so shamelessly, but if she was almost killed and managed to save her life, her heart would still be full of hatred.

That decisively is to exhaust all means and will never make the other party feel better.

Therefore, the witch is not a good bird, and the burden is inevitable.

Tongzi, who was taking a refreshing bath, heard the voice of his host, and couldn't help laughing out loud with his mouth submerged in the bath water.

The dog host is really self-aware, and she also knows that she is not a good bird.

Yuan Lang was eating food and waiting for the little female's next words, but he didn't hear it for a long while.

I couldn't help but raised my head in some doubts, and saw the rather ferocious expression on the little female's face: "Are you thinking of that enemy?"

Asked by the orc, Wu Yue came back to her senses, and said with a serious face: "I was thinking, if I were the witch of the rock salt tribe, I would try my best to get revenge on you, and if I can't kill you, I will kill you." tribe."

Yuan Lang's face suddenly froze: "Wake up, you are now a witch disciple of this tribe."

Wu Yue laughed awkwardly: "That's why we know that the witch will definitely come to take revenge on us. Don't relax your vigilance and try to become stronger."

I thought that this wonderful speech would get a look of appreciation from the orc, but I didn't want the orc to look at her with just such eyes after stuffing a mouthful of food.

Wu Yue's mood was as if she wanted to wash her father's feet but was fainted by the huge oncoming smell. Some sisters cared about you, but you treated me like this.

I really want to ask, are you dissatisfied?

But when he was about to blurt out, he chose to grin after seeing the orc's muscular arms and well-developed chest muscles.

"Go back to rest early after eating food, you must be very tired if you haven't rested all this time."

Seeing the little female's irascible appearance who dared not speak out, Yuan Lang still had some depression in his heart, and could only use food to cover up the corners of his upturned lips.

"After the trade fair is over, the rest of the time can be concentrated on storing food. With the kang, this winter can be spent sleeping on the kang."

Thinking of eating hot food on the warm kang, and occasionally roasting sweet potatoes and potatoes in the stove, and even...

She can also hug her chubby boy and masturbate. Life couldn't be better. It's just her ideal lazy life.

Imagining a better life, a certain female unconsciously laughed and let out a pig cry, with a demented expression like the stupid son of a landlord's family.

But the next moment, the orcs ruthlessly shattered her beautiful imagination: "As far as I know, large and ferocious beasts lack food in winter, and every time there will be a wave of beasts attacking various tribes, there is no such thing as a wonderful life in Wodong."

Wu Yue's small face suddenly became stiff: "Shrimp? Beast tide!"

Meow meow, why has no one ever told her that the bitter winter without much food is even more miserable than the animal horde?

Seeing the disillusioned look on her face, Yuan Lang laughed unconsciously: "You don't think that the lofty status of orc warriors and half-orc warriors is just because they usually fight at the forefront?"

Wu Yue's face was embarrassed, what can I say?

She really thought so before!

"Beast tide! Is it scary? How many beasts are there?"

"The reason why winter is a scary season is not only because of the lack of food, but the most important thing is the beast tide.

Halfway through winter, many large beasts and ferocious beasts have eaten up the food that can be hunted around, so our tribes have become their targets.

High-level ferocious beasts are very smart, they will not come to attack the tribe by themselves, they will always call many other ferocious beasts and ferocious beasts in the territory to form a beast horde.

Therefore, the food in the tribe is first provided to orc warriors and half-orc warriors. "

The corner of Wu Yue's mouth twitched, the ferocious beasts of one of her clans were already very powerful, and now they even told her that there was a wave of beasts!

To deal with creatures like ferocious beasts, ordinary males are simply good at sending food.

Wu Yue touched her sore little heart, why did she feel so bitter?

I just want to live a simple pastoral life, God, do you have any opinion on me, a cute, kind and beautiful little female?

"Yuck~"

There was a sound of vomiting that was so clear that it seemed to be surrounded by 360 degrees in all directions. Tongzi, who was taking a bath and listening to gossip, was a little bit twitched by the series of shameless boasting of his host, and accidentally uttered a misleading message sound.

"Host, I eat a little too much, you can understand me!"

Wu Yue hehe: "Understood, you take your time, and I'll give you a beastly oil later!"

Press your system into Ma Sha Tong, or Ma Tong for short!

Feeling the hostility from his own host, Tongzi decisively jumped out of his beloved small bathtub with a wet hair.

Taking a bath is precious, but killing chickens is more expensive. If it is a small fate, both can be thrown away.

After packing his little salute, he decided to hide at his younger brother's house, and come back when the world is peaceful.

After saying hello twice, her boss still didn't make any sound, and Wu Yue vaguely guessed that this guy must have run away wet.

Count you running fast!

"Is there any way to reduce tribal casualties as much as possible?"

Wu Yue suddenly felt a little heavy in her heart, since the danger was already in front of her eyes, she could only push back her thoughts of living a normal life.

Yuan Lang frowned: "I have tried to make the bow and arrow I used before, but the material of the bowstring is always not suitable for me."

"Is it animal tendon?"

Wu Yue doesn't have much research on weapons, but she has read in some books before that animal tendon is a good material for making bowstrings.

Yuan Lang nodded: "Tengqian Tengkun and I will use the animal tendons that came back from hunting, perhaps because of the greater strength of the orcs, even the most powerful beasts, the animal tendons will be broken within a few times. "

Isn't that right, Wu Yue also thought of the orc warriors in this world who can easily carry hundreds of catties and still be able to blow the wind under their feet.

"Since the tendons of wild beasts cannot be used, what about fierce beasts?"

Yuan Lang nodded: "I haven't tried it yet. I also have a few beast tendons in my hand. I tried a few and it was always a bit unsatisfactory. If you still can't find a suitable one for the remaining ones..."

His deep eyes looked into the depths of the polar forest: "I'm afraid we have to go to the deep forest again."

"Have you ever thought about creating a purely human army, like your previous country did?"