Mix the world with the system

Wu Yue heard that she was not well, and looked at him with a dark face: "You have a body that can send me up with a single punch. What dare I have plans for you?"

A look of regret appeared on Yuan Langjun's face: "That's really a pity, I thought I could have a chance to fight back."

Wu Yue looked at him with a look of disgust: "It's clear that you have bad intentions for me, so shameless."

Yuan Lang laughed lightly, then looked at her: "How about..."

"Boss, do you really want to treat me like this? Am I not your favorite tiger?"

Teng Gan looked at Yuan Lang with an expectant expression on Ai Ai's face, his small eyes were full of resentment.

Although he has made a fool of himself, if he tells the little female something, doesn't he want to lose face?

At times like this, there has never been a lack of young masters in the pit.

The simple and honest Teng Kun said so unexpectedly: "My elder brother discovered this salt crystal when he was shitting."

He said with a proud look on his face.

Tenggan, who was sad on the side, suddenly became ill all over the tiger, what the hell, can he return this kind of brother.

Thinking that the salt crystal in her hand was thrown by Teng Gan just now, Wu Yue threw it out with a conditioned reflex.

Then seeing Teng Gan's resentful expression, he laughed a little awkwardly: "Well, can't you tell the difference by tasting this thing?

you..."

Why does it have anything to do with shit?

"My brother spent too much time squatting in the pit when he was a child, so his buttocks were injured, and sometimes the wounds would open.

There is no thing to wipe the butt here, so my elder brother asked me to pick up stones for him, and I took this stone crystal to him casually.

Unexpectedly, he jumped up with a cry, as if in pain. "

Wu Yue looked at Tenggan with admiration: "I didn't expect you to love your brother so much. If this was my brother, he would have been hammered to death."

Teng Gan looked at Wu Yue with a moved face: "Finally someone understands me."

Wu Yue looked at Tenggan, and said with a sigh on her face: "I really didn't expect that a powerful orc warrior would also get hemorrhoids."

"Hemorrhoids? You mean Tenggan's butt that bleeds?" Yuan Lang asked.

Wu Yue nodded, and then said with some emotion: "Yes, I just didn't expect that orc warriors would also get hemorrhoids."

Tenggan hehe, I didn't say that it's not bad to have a sore on my mouth.

"So Tenggan, you found out that it was a salt crystal because you touched the salt crystal in the wound and it hurt so much?"

Teng Gan: "..."

If we don't say it, we can still be friends.

"To prove that it's salt crystals, brother even tasted it!"

Teng Kun shouldn't be too proud, for being able to discover salt crystals, this is a great contribution to the entire Snow Tiger Tribe.

Wu Yue looked at Teng Gan with a shocked face: "You are really... so great."

What the hell, how did you manage to lick the spar after wiping your butt just now?

It seems that they also thought of this, the expressions of Yuan Lang and Teng Kun are also somewhat meaningful...

Teng Gan looked up at... the top of the cave at a 45-degree angle with a resentful expression on his face.

I get hurt when you fall in love, let me pretend to be your dog food, and I will take all the blame.

When will there be two beautiful women to heal all my wounds, don't ask why there are two, because it is a serious injury.

Although the discovery process is a bit unspeakable, it must be a precious item that can benefit the entire Snow Tiger tribe.