[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

During the night break, the two of them had a fight about who would sleep on the sofa.

"It's better for me to sleep." After much thought, Monet decided that she was more suitable.

"Yeah, how can you let a girl sleep on the sofa?"

"But how can you sleep on such a small sofa? Don't feel any pain the next day. You are such a big man, don't think you are the same as a young person!"

Kizaru felt that he had to emphasize it, "Yeah, I'm still in good health. Sleeping on the sofa won't be like what Nana-chan said!"

"Tough?" Monet hit Kizaru's chest and said, "Tough, right? Hard...oh, it's really hard."

[Hahahahaha, I got beaten again. Why does Nana like to beat people so much?Thinking of Shanks being hit on the head. ]

[Fortunately, Kizaru is taller, otherwise the dog's head would not be saved. ]

[Don't tell me I used armed colors. ]

Even though the beating didn't hurt Kizaru, Monet still disagreed and put his hands on his hips, "I won't do it if I say no! If you don't know, you might think I'm abusing you!"

Kizaru also disagreed with Monet sleeping in the office. People often came and went here, but he really couldn't sleep on the sofa, so he planned to have someone set up a temporary bed here.

But Monet said that she could give him half of the bed. The bed was so big anyway, and she couldn't take up much space by herself.

Kizaru was surprised. He looked at Monet, who was very calm and seemed to think that inviting a man to sleep in the same bed was not a big deal. He calmed down his restless heart and handed the question to her, "Yeah, is that okay? Nana-chan, and It’s very dangerous for men to sleep in the same bed!”

Brother Monet patted his chest, "What does it matter? What kind of relationship do we have? We are not girlfriends..."

Monet smiled and was suddenly frightened by Kizaru's sharp eyes. He swallowed and changed his words, "Comrade! Comrade! What does it have to do with comrades sleeping together?"

[Hahahahahahahaha, what kind of best friend?I want to have sex with you, but you treat me as your best friend? ]

[What the hell?I consider you my best friend, but you want to have sex with me? ]

[Everyone understands such colorful topics, but the navy with a junior position does not dare to read Kizaru's jokes. 】

["Boss, drink tea."

"Why are you so kind? What kind of tea?"

"green tea."

Shanks:? ? ? ? 】

[Nana, you have no heart!Can't you see the old man's intention? ]

[Nana thought that Kizaru treated her well because of Garp's orders, and he treated her well for Garp's sake.Just like an uncle from an aristocratic family does to a niece from an aristocratic family. ]

[Ah ah ah, Nana is also missing a muscle!No wonder she also thinks Shanks doesn't like her! ]

[One of the three major delusions in life, he likes me!How embarrassing would it be if I guessed wrong?You have to say it clearly before you can believe it! ]

"Yeah, comrade?"

Kizaru lengthened the sentence, and Monet seemed to feel a hint of anger. "No, isn't it?"

Kizaru got up and walked past her into the room, "Nana-chan, just say so."

"Salino where are you going?"

"Yeah, didn't you say you would give me half of the bed? I'm here to take a look at the bed I'm going to sleep on tonight." Kizaru has long legs and can walk very fast.He sat on the bed, stroked the sheets with his hands, and then smiled at Monet at the door, "Yeah, Nana-chan, won't you come over?"

"Ah?" Monet saw someone calling her, so she went over. Kizaru sat while she stood. Kizaru patted the sheets and said, "Aren't you going to sit down?"

Monet sat down. Kizaru next to her had a strong presence. She said, a little uncomfortable, "Ha, ha, it seems a little bad. How about Salino sleeping on the sofa?"

Kizaru leaned closer, and Monet leaned back unconsciously, trying to get away from the pressure he caused. Her body issued a danger warning, and she heard Kizaru say: "Yeah, how can Nana-chan keep his word? If she sleeps on the sofa, I will feel pain everywhere when I wake up tomorrow!"

"Talk like this...a little too close, right?"

"Oh? Very close? Didn't Nana-chan say we are best friends? Oh, no, we are comrades in arms." Kizaru raised his hand, gently brushed Monet's bangs aside and put them behind his ears.

"Slip of the tongue, just a slip of the tongue!" Salino must be angry, but also, his best friend went too far!Sisters!

Kizaru jumped repeatedly on Monet's bottom line, and the person got closer and closer. Monet started to rub against him, "I, I'm going to take a shower!"

Running into the bathroom as if running away, Kizaru sat upright, looking at something and breathing slowly, telling himself not to be in a hurry.

[Ah ah ah, I'm dead! ]

[The old man attacks! ]

[Nana is also a piece of wood! ]

[Are you just going to sleep in the same bed tonight?Ahhhh, I'm so excited! ]

[Come on, old man, Nana is shy. If you are shy, you are in trouble! Squeeze Shanks out of here!]

Monet in the bathroom covered his racing heart. Salino, did you take the wrong medicine?

Fortunately, Kizaru didn't go crazy later, he behaved himself and didn't do anything strange.Monet was sleeping inside, but Kizaru dismissed him outside because he accidentally rolled out of bed.

[Congratulations on achieving the achievement of sleeping in the same bed, spread the flowers! ]

[Did you see the silver ring?Above Nana's head. ]

[It's too bad. The silver ring was placed on the table when Shanks was playing. ]

The two of them slept in a very orderly manner, separated by the boundary between Chu and Han, and no one crossed the boundary.

["Boss."

"what happened again?"

"I want to dye this thing green!"

"Get out! Don't touch my hair!"]