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"It's great to be back!"

Yue Si sat on the chair behind the counter in his grocery store, rubbing his brow.

For cultivators, decades are nothing more than a flick of a finger, and it will pass after closing a level. For Yue Si, a giant in the magic way, Kajiashen, it is nothing but mediocrity, but the cards are recycled, and those years have passed. His baptism can only be borne by Yue Si alone.

But as Godzilla's Yue Si, it only takes a little headache to recover.

Restoring the "painted skin" to the shape of a card, Yue Si did not return to Godzilla's real body, but still maintained a human posture. As he expected, the "beast's real body" spell really worked. Yue Si can perfectly disguise himself as a human being, without having to rely on external forces.

No matter how Yue Si was checked in this state, the final result would prove that he was a pure person. Even if he took blood for DNA analysis, he would get an uncontaminated double helix structure.

"Although the mana is still there, the feeling of falling in the realm is really bad. It feels like a person who has been relying on various high-tech devices to observe the world, and suddenly lost all his equipment one day and can no longer 'see' Electromagnetic waves, thermal radiation, sound wave vibrations, etc., can only be seen with the eyes, heard with the ears, and smelled with the nose..."

With his eyes closed, Yue Si breathed a sigh of relief after a long time: "Fortunately, the elixir is still there! This is made by the corpses of countless gods, cutting off the fortunes of countless countries, and the ferocity of fighting on the battlefield. The process of collecting materials cost me all my hole cards including the fountain of immortality, and the alchemy flower also took me 49 years, if I lost it, I would have no place to cry."

Clenching his fists, feeling the flow of mana, Yue Si sighed: "Although the realm is gone, the foundation of practice has been laid, and there is also a practice method exclusive to Godzilla, as long as I digest this great pill , the mana will definitely improve, and the life form will also undergo unprecedented evolution."

"At that time... Canned Head, I have already paid off what I owed you, don't force me!"

After making a bold statement, Yue Si put away the "Painted Skin" card, checked that it was still early, opened the doors and windows, and continued to open the door for business.

After waiting for a long time, the customer did not come to the door, and Yue Si waited for the person he least wanted to see—the tax collector of the Governor's Mansion.

"Isn't it time to collect taxes at this time, why do they come to the door?" Yue Si cursed in his heart, but didn't say a word.

This group of guys is quite vicious, and you have to be careful when dealing with them. Instead of saying the wrong thing and being targeted by them, it is better to speak less and do less, and answer every question without saying a word.

In case something is said or done wrong, they will be targeted by them, and then they will check the transaction records of Yuesi's store and Yuesi's personal account, and they will definitely find something tricky.

Tax evasion is a very serious crime. If you pay several times the fine, it is still light, and you may even go to jail. Although Yue Si has the ability and confidence to escape, but it is not a last resort. Would he give up his ordinary and stable life now?

Although he seems to be the owner of a grocery store, Yue Si is a real middle-class man. He eats food, drinks pure water, and even the air is clean; The synthetic food produced and the water full of disinfectant smell after multi-channel filtration are breathing air with certain pollutants.

Although Vincent bought hemorrhoid cream from Yuesi at the beginning, although he was generous, he was just a low-level gangster. Because of environmental and dietary problems, it was hard to tell. Because of some gangster transactions, he got a false identity and entered his area to buy some along the way. Healing stuff.

And the water in this world is too deep, Yue Si doesn't know if he will capsize in the gutter with his current strength.

According to the normal process, the tax officer should first call the transaction of the cash register in the Yuesi store and compare it with the records uploaded to the server, and then calculate the specific amount according to the tax rate, and ask Yuesi to transfer the tax to a special account On, and issued to Yuesi has paid the tax certificate.

It’s just that the tax collector who was dressed as if he was going to the battlefield instead of collecting taxes did not do what he did when collecting taxes before. Instead, he reported a time and asked about Yue Si’s recent whereabouts: “At this point in time, where did you go? where?"

Although for Yue Si, that time was nearly 100 years ago, but he could still remember what he did at that time, so he answered honestly: "The food stored at home is gone, I'm going to buy food , went to the HDZD401 area, but was stopped by the governor's guard halfway, and went to the grain street in the other direction."

"Who can prove it?" The tax collector made a simple record, then raised his head and looked directly into Yue Si's eyes, as if he wanted to see through Yue Si's soul in this way.

Yue Si said: "My transaction records can prove that I don't have a vehicle, I choose public transportation, and its route and speed are fixed."

The tax officer just took down Yue Si's words silently, turned around and left Yue Si's shop without saying anything.

"Something must have happened in the food street. It's definitely not a trivial matter of the scale of smuggling. For this group of high-ranking tax officials to do the census so hard, it must be a big shot."

Yue Si rubbed his chin and said to himself: "And that guy was actually scared when he talked to me, afraid that I would fight him? It should be that a small citizen like me is afraid of him?"

"Suspicious, really suspicious!"

……

The tax officer who walked out of Yuesi's shop was sweating profusely, and the work uniform on his body was quickly activated to evaporate the sweat to keep the clothes dry and comfortable.

It wasn't that he was only afraid of Yue Si, but that he would feel fear when he stepped into every home and every shop.

According to the instructions passed down from above, these staff members are equipped with a melta bomb, and are required to be prepared for unexpected situations while conducting investigations, such as the target being investigated suddenly revealing its alien true body, or the configured detection At that time, they must immediately activate the melta bomb and die together with the aliens, let their lives burn out the last light and heat, and kill the aliens.

This makes their nerves tense, fearing that accidents will happen. The complicated work and high tension make them fall into inexplicable fear, as if every time they step into a new place, it is a test of life and death.

But professionalism keeps them tense and serious when performing tasks, and then breaks out later. At this time, the tax collectors will drink a sip of nutrient solution, which not only supplements the consumption of the body, but also celebrates their survival.