abnormal hogwarts

Gilderoy Lockhart walked into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom wearing a gorgeous turquoise wizard's robe, dressed like a peacock with fluttering hair... well, a peacock.

He had his signature smile on his face, and his shiny teeth made people wonder if there was a flashlight installed in his mouth.

"I, Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, [-]rd Class, Honorary Member of the League Against Dark Arts, it is a real honor for you to come to my class," Lockhart stood on the podium with a proud voice, behind him The walls are covered with portraits of himself.

Albert looked at Lockhart on the stage as if he were looking at a fool.

"Won the "Wizard Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award five times - but I don't talk about that. I don't rely on my smile to get rid of all the female ghosts!" On the podium, Lockhart was still talking.

He seemed to have practiced this passage countless times in private, otherwise he would not have spoken it so skillfully.

"I think you bought a complete set of my works, which is very..." Lockhart's eyes suddenly caught the empty table in front of Albert, and he couldn't help but pause in his words.

Not only did this student not buy his book, but he came to class without even bringing a quill or parchment?

If his image hadn't been destroyed, Lockhart would have been furious.

Albert's behavior was completely contemptuous of him. How could the extremely narcissistic Lockhart tolerate this?

I’ll ask him to get up and answer questions later, mmp!

"...That's very good." Lockhart ignored Albert as if he hadn't seen it, and continued, "Today I will give you a little test."

Lockhart picked up a stack of parchment that had been prepared on the podium. "Don't worry, this test is just to see how much you understand about my works..."

"...How many have you read?" Lockhart stepped down from the podium and distributed the test questions he had prepared in advance.

Because he was so idle and wanted to provoke the three-legged cat Lockhart, Albert specially sent himself to come to class today, and he even sat in the first row of the classroom.

So he was the first to get the test questions.

"The first question, what is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?" Albert deliberately read it out loud, "Professor, with all due respect, does this kind of question have any meaning?"

Lockhart looked confused when he was questioned, "Well, of course it makes sense. As a young wizard, all you have to do is obey the professor's arrangements instead of questioning the professor's teaching methods."

Before Albert could show off his skills, Elizabeth, who was sitting next to him, burned the parchment in her hand to ashes.

The scorching heat of the scarlet fire that almost ignited against Albert's face made his eyelids twitch.

A few drops of sweat ran down Albert's forehead.

If the distance were any closer, his hair would be in jeopardy.

Albert felt a little regretful.

Ever since she took Elizabeth to the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant in Neon and did some illegal crimes at Gringotts' Neon branch, this woman seemed to have awakened some serious interest.

Elizabeth seemed to be full of interest in those things written in the laws established by the Ministry of Magic, eager to try, and wished she could trample all the legal provisions.

Albert had heard her complain many times that he didn't take her with him when he was chasing Voldemort.

……

Lockhart's forehead also shed a few beads of sweat, not from heat, but from fear.

Even though he couldn't see it anymore, he still recognized what the ball of flame that Elizabeth had just held in her hand was.

Fiend!

The famous Li Huo!

Although it is not as well-known as Avada Kedavra - in the magical world, even a three-year-old child knows what the Unforgivable Curse is, but anyone with a bit of common sense knows what Fierce Fire is.

The Fierce Fire Curse is not difficult to master, but what is difficult is how to control the released Fierce Fire.

Many dark wizards did not play well with fire, and accidentally set themselves on fire, playing with fire, and burned themselves. They died in a miserable state.

However, such a terrifying Li Huo was held in the hands of a fourth-year witch and kneaded at will?

This is an illusion, absolutely an illusion.

"Well, I just want to see how well you understand the books so that I can arrange my teaching plan." Lockhart tried to make his tone soft and friendly, with a slight hint of flattery in it.

Those who didn't know it thought Lockhart was coaxing his daughter.

Albert, who originally planned to burn the test questions, put down the parchment in his hand.

He looked at Elizabeth's delicate profile and was a little amused, why would such a beautiful girl have such violent tendencies.

Fortunately, he resisted the beating and didn't have to worry about being abused by Elizabeth in the future.

……

35 minutes later, Lockhart spent 5 minutes reviewing the test papers he had just handed out.

"Ah, few of you remember that my favorite color is lavender," Lockhart said with some dissatisfaction.

However, when his eyes touched the vicious couple Albert and Elizabeth, the dissatisfaction in his tone immediately disappeared.

Give him 1 courages, but he would not dare to make a mistake in front of a powerful wizard who can knead Li Huo like plasticine at will.

Of course, except for those with a good temper like Dumbledore.

Although it was said that Dumbledore had lost his good temper after being so angry with Albert in recent years, Lockhart didn't know that.

If Elizabeth leaves, Lockhart, the loudmouthed king, will probably return to his original form.

"Okay, now, I'm going to teach you how to fight against the most disgusting monster in the magical world!" Lockhart stood up and walked to a large object that had been covered with a piece of cloth since the beginning of class, speaking in a mysterious tone. said.

Lockhart tapped the large object casually with his wand, and there was the sound of rushing water and the bang of something hitting the glass.

"You will soon face your deepest fears in the classroom..."

Lockhart's eyes swept across the faces of Albert and Elizabeth again. Well, these two were the biggest source of fear in the classroom. Lockhart tried his best to ignore these two children who were obviously not normal students. wizard.

"I want to ask everyone not to scream!" The other students watched with bated breath what tricks Lockhart could do. Lockhart was obviously very satisfied with the effect. He opened the cover of the The cloth on the object, "This will piss them off!"

Well, everyone looked calm.

In a huge square glass water tank, a dozen Grindylows were pressing their faces against the glass, making various weird faces while constantly stretching and flexing their long and thin fingers.

Grindylows are disgusting green water monsters with horns that live in lakes across Britain and Ireland. They feed on small fish and attack both Muggles and wizards.

The inner OS of all students: That’s it?That's it?