Fuck Meow Hokage

On the roadside at sunset, under a simple tea shed, a child brought a pot of good tea to the samurai's table.

The child was estimated to be five or six years old and was not as tall as the table. He carefully lifted the teapot and placed it on the samurai's table.

"Boy, I didn't call this thing!" the warrior threw an unknown dried fruit into his mouth and said to the child.

"Sir, this is for you to drink." The child put down the teapot with difficulty, and then bowed to the samurai with sincerity on his face.

"Okay!" Looking at the child's expression, the warrior nodded with a smile, then took a few coins from his arms and handed them to the child.

The child shook his head and did not answer. His eyes were staring at the long and short swords on the samurai's waist with curiosity and excitement.

"Do you like this?" The samurai touched the knife at his waist and pointed at the child.

The child nodded with interest, but then shook his head without knowing what he thought of.

At this moment, someone at the table next to him shouted.

"Where's my tea! Why hasn't it been delivered yet?"

"I'm sorry, uncle, I'll bring it right away!" The man at the tea shed's boiling area quickly got up and brought a pot of tea to the yelling guest. Then he came to the child's side, pulled his ear and said, "Let's Where’s the tea you sent?”

After saying that, the boss quickly bowed to the samurai and apologized: "I'm sorry, noble sir. Children are not sensible. If there is any offense, please forgive me!"

"It doesn't matter." The warrior waved his hand magnanimously, rummaged through his arms, found two candies, handed them to the child and said, "You treat me to tea, and I'll treat you to candy!"

The child glanced at the candy in the samurai's hand. His eyes showed no desire at all, but he still glanced at the samurai's waist. The long and short knives hanging there.

"I'm really sorry, sir. My father used to be a samurai, so this boy has had special admiration for samurai since he was a child. Please forgive me for disturbing you."

The samurai looked at the tea shed owner.

"Is your father also a samurai?"

These days, there are not many people who can still be samurai. After all, since Hashirama Senju, known as the "God of Ninja", founded the Hidden Leaf Village, the other four countries have followed the example of the Fire Country and formed their own ninja organizations, thus starting an era in which the five countries unified the ninja world. One country, one village, and ninjas have become synonymous with power. Everyone aspires to and wants to be this existence.

"Ah, my ancestors were from a samurai family, but by the time of my father's time, the samurai were in decline and the family was in decline. In addition, I was weak and sick since I was a child, which cut off the inheritance of bushido."

"Oh? I didn't know your family was..." The expression and tone of the warrior's face also showed respect. Those who can be passed down as a samurai family were once dominating beings.

"Hey, it's already past tense, I, Mikano." Although he spoke modestly, the boss straightened up when he mentioned his name.

"Disrespect, disrespect! He turned out to be a descendant of the Mikami family." The samurai suddenly stood up, took two steps back, then held the long sword at his waist in his right hand, with the blade facing inward, and bent forward at a forty-five-degree bow. He gave a respectful salute to the tea shed owner as a junior to a senior.

From the samurai's point of view, the other party was a senior from a well-known family, and his courtesy was not to the tea stall owner in front of him, but to this disappeared surname.

"Don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, my lord, this will break my heart!" The owner of the tea shed quickly stepped aside and did not accept the courtesy of the samurai. The samurai naturally saw it.

This also reassured the tea shed owner that the samurai in front of him was not the kind of person who would use force to commit murder.

Their different actions gave each other a favorable impression, so they looked at each other and smiled.

......

"So, you have been to many places, and you should know a lot of powerful people, right?" The tea shed owner and the samurai chatted with each other, while the child was refilling the tea next to him.

Although he is the owner of the tea shed, at this time, he has changed from his previous humility when he apologized, and his speech is quite confident. Maybe it's because of the samurai family background.

"None of the ones I've encountered are very powerful." The samurai shook his head.

"Really? I heard that this year's Samurai Competition Champion of the Iron Kingdom..."

"Oh, that guy is dead. He died during the mission."

"It's really... unpredictable things happen in the sky. Ahem, as expected, young people should stay up less late and exercise more, otherwise they will be like that guy and die suddenly in the middle of the mission." The owner of the tea shed said and glanced at his son: "By the way, sir, I heard that a new general who recently joined the Iron Kingdom is also a powerful warrior..."

"The guy named Mifune? He died too, but that guy had a son named Mifune. He was very talented at a young age!"

"You are really a well-informed person. Judging from your accent, you should be from the eastern part of the Iron Kingdom, right? I heard that there was a samurai named Taichi Sanada in the eastern part of the Iron Kingdom recently. He had a long sword in his left hand and a long sword in his right hand. With a short sword, a god can kill a god if he blocks it, and a Buddha can kill a Buddha if he blocks it. He has not lost a single thing in the three years since his debut.” The tea shed owner said, looking at the samurai's waist.

There are two knives, one long and one short.

"Oh? That guy can still fight." Samurai are anything but modest.

"So, could it be that you are..."

"Yes, I am that Taichi Sanada." The samurai said, taking the child's teacup on the floor and sipping it, looking at the child and smiling softly: "What's your name?"

"My name is Haruki Mikami!" the child said crisply.

"Boss, your son is destined to me..."

.....

I don’t know that many years later, almost the same scene happened again.

But this time the person asking the question became Haruki Mikami.

"What's your son's name?"

"His name is Knife!"

"Hmm... He looks a lot like one of my sworn enemies. That guy's name is Mifune!"

boss:"...."

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"What kind of mess is this memory fragment?"

Under the cliff, Xia Shu woke up leisurely.

"Someone is approaching, are they those warriors?"

"Made is so evil!"

"Tu Eun, let's go!"

Immediately, the land turned over, burying some traces.

Natsuki disappeared in a flash.

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Haruki Mikami jumped off a cliff and committed suicide, but his body was not found. He disappeared and his whereabouts were unknown since then, and he has never been seen again.

Years later, a wandering samurai named Da Dao became famous. However, he calls himself a "samurai who abandoned the Iron Kingdom."

What's even more strange is that his identity is the bodyguard of the young master of that country who is a hostage in this country.

What makes Dai Dao famous is that the change in the nature of the wind attribute in his hand is injected into the knife in his hand, which has extremely powerful destructive power. Even many famous Jonin are no match for him.

Just as Mikami Haruki said when he jumped off the cliff, the reputation of carrying a sword spread throughout the Iron Kingdom, and there were even rumors about him in the ninja country. The ninjas of Konoha respected him, and the Kumo ninja also called him a strong one. An incredible warrior.

At this time, Mifune, the general of the Iron Country, thought of Haruki Mikami after hearing the name of carrying a sword.

Not long after Mifune saw the sword with his own eyes, he issued a decree: abolishing all attack methods of samurai armor, leaving only the function of resisting ninja chakra!

In the yard, Mifune looked at the sky and murmured to himself: "When did I give up my spirit? Maybe you are right!"

The ‘you’ in his mouth should undoubtedly be Haruki Mikami.

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It wasn't until Mifune's decree was promulgated that Natsuki understood why Mifune would carry a battery during the Four Ninja Wars.

Thinking about it, Mifune should have abandoned foreign objects to cultivate himself and pick himself up again for some unknown reason (the reason was to carry a knife).

But during the Fourth Ninja World War, it was no longer just a moral battle for samurai, but a battle for human survival.

So in order to win, Mifune also used batteries.

But thinking about it, if Haruki Mikami was still alive, he would not dislike Mifune's battery this time.

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Young people should stay up less late and exercise more.