Fuck Meow Hokage

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Xiaonan blushed and buried her head in embarrassment. She took something out of her arms without looking at it, then gently held it and handed it to Natsuki.

"Brother Dao Mu, give you this..."

Xia Shu picked it up and saw the shy expression on this girl's face. Did she write a love letter to herself? It's not like she didn't know she couldn't read.

Xia Shu casually took it and opened it to see: Ghost Drawing Talisman, with a big word "Explosion" written in the center.

"'Explosion', I know this word."

The corner of Xia Shu's mouth curled up, proudly.

proud! Uncle, I finally know the words!

Eh? burst?

Damn it! Detonating charm! Why does this little girl Mader have a detonating talisman? She still carried it in her arms at will, and watching her movements felt like she had found a treasure!

If this explodes in the house, our seven or eight children will have to finish playing!

This girl is a standard, even serving herself a pot!

Natsuki screamed strangely and carefully took the detonating talisman.

Xiao Nan blushed for a while, and even the palms of her hands turned red.

Xia Shu held up the detonating talisman and ran away.

After he was far out, he gently placed the detonating talisman on the ground.

"How can this girl Mader get the Explosive Talisman?" Xia Shu walked away again and complained: "With such a big Explosive Talisman in the middle, doesn't she recognize it?".

He hid behind a pile of rocks, looked around, picked up the rocks on the ground and threw them at the detonating talisman.

In anime, the detonating symbols explode when stepped on...

Bang...missed.

Snapped...

Come again!

Snapped...

"Damn it, I can't believe it's impossible to return it!"

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"Daomu, what are you doing!" Xiaonan chased after her. She was very unhappy with Xia Shu's behavior just now.

As for the butt-wiping paper that only nobles can enjoy, Nagato said it was super soft and silky, so he kindly gave it to him with a blushing face, but he did this.

"..."

Natsuki did not smile or nod this time, but guarded Konan nervously behind her.

This move made Xiaonan stunned, and she subconsciously began to think about the reason why Xia Shu did this. After all, her brother Daomu has become more mature and stable than before, exuding charming appeal since he woke up.

Xiaonan looked from a distance and saw the paper towel lying on the ground. The paper towel had ghost symbols drawn on it and a big word "explosion" written on it.

"Detonating Talisman!" Xiaonan said in surprise.

Natsuki understood the Japanese pronunciation of these three words!

Then he became even more speechless and angry: You damn well knew it was a detonating talisman, yet you kept mumbling it in your arms, and you were so shy that you gave it to me! Didn’t you know that even ninjas use professional props to store detonating symbols?

Eh? Are you too shy to give it to me? Did she get it wrong? Or is there any misunderstanding? Natsuki couldn't help but feel suspicious.

However, before Natsuki had time to complain and think in her heart, she heard Konan next to her yell loudly and angrily: "Nagato, get over here!"

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"You! You!" Xiaonan was so angry that she was out of breath.

Yahiko and Nagato lowered their heads, not daring to say a word.

A group of children in the distance were confused: Sister Xiaonan wouldn't let them pass.

Natsuki, who was nearby, didn't understand either: because he couldn't understand.

"Xiaonan, yes, I'm sorry...I didn't know that was the detonating charm either." Nagato said with his head lowered.

"That...that...you know I can't read, and I didn't know this was the detonating talisman..." Yahiko clasped his head: "Speaking of which, does the detonating talisman look like this? I'll gain experience, and I'll acknoledged".

At this time, Yahiko was still very curious and did not feel any fear.

This sunny Mahaha is comparable to Naruto.

Now the reasons between the three people were explained. Because Yahiko was an orphan and had no one to teach him how to read. He had never seen or recognized the detonating talisman, so he used the soft bento as a tissue to wipe his butt.

After all, it is so soft, indeed like the super soft tissue that noble men use to wipe their butts.

He heard that the paper towels used by noble gentlemen to wipe their butts were so long and soft.

Then he gave this enjoyment to Nagato for use. The child Nagato blushed, how could he say such a thing as carelessly as Yahiko did (it would be no problem if it was Naruto).

So Nagato blushed and put it away without even looking.

When Nagato gave it to Konan, the little girl couldn't help but feel even more shy. So Xiaonan didn't feel embarrassed to look at it, so she just took it and ran away.

Then Konan blushed and gave it to Natsuki.

I have to say that Yahiko was really careless and used the detonating talisman as a butt wipe!

It's a pity that Natsuki can't understand...

If he understands, he might give Yahiko a thumbs up: Use the detonating talisman as toilet paper. You are the only one who dares to do this. I guess even Hidan wouldn't dare.

This incident has become a little secret between the three of them, and even Xia Shu doesn't know about it.

And similarly, Natsuki he will never know.

because........

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"Fortunately, Brother Daomu found out, otherwise we would all be killed by you!" Xiaonan grabbed Yahiko's ear, but finally couldn't bear to use more force.

"Ouch, ouch, it hurts!" Yahiko exclaimed exaggeratedly, and Konan quickly let go of his hand.

But at this time, Yahiko listened to Konan's words and looked at Natsuki again, confused.

"This detonating talisman that Daomu discovered?" Yahiko asked subconsciously.

"That's right, you think everyone is as careless as you idiot, and you actually treat the detonating talisman as... as... Humph!"

"Do you think brother Daomu is as stupid as you? He doesn't even know the detonating talisman..." Xiaonan replied angrily. However, as she spoke, her voice became quieter and softer, and she looked at Daomu's His expression also began to change.

After hearing this, Nagato also reacted, looking at Daomu with some surprise and surprise, and faintly took a step back.

Only Yahiko stupidly explained: "No, I mean, doesn't Domu have amnesia and can't read? Then how could he know the detonating talisman?"

"!"

For a moment, Xia Shu met the gazes of the three people, feeling vaguely...

So Natsuki nodded and smiled slightly.

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Finally, Natsuki accepted the detonating talisman, packed it in a rectangular box and put it away.

He knew that when watching anime, most of these detonating symbols require pressure or collision contact, or use specific chakra to explode.

Since Xiaonan folded the detonating talisman and it didn't explode when he took it out from his arms, it probably wasn't a contact detonating talisman.

This one should be the kind of pressure detonation charm that requires a ninja to step on it before it explodes, or the kind of detonation charm that requires chakra to be activated.

Or perhaps, this is a defective product—a misfired detonating talisman.

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At night, Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan walked quickly on the road and carefully explored their surroundings.

There was light rain in the sky, and the three of them felt very heavy.

"Konan..." Yahiko was about to speak.

"I know" Konan whispered to stop Yahiko's next words.

The detonating talisman mentioned before the three of them went out made Xiaonan think of what happened that time again: why Natsuki knew it was the detonating talisman.

Natsuki didn't explain it afterwards, and he couldn't explain it in words. Because I don’t speak Japanese.

What happened that time was settled. Xiao Nan didn't want to think too much, as long as her brother Dao Mu was still around, she didn't care whether her brother Dao Mu remembered the past or had any little secrets.

What's more, Brother Dao Mu taught her how to fold paper cranes, took her to see the scenery, taught her how to play the musical instruments she found, and painted pictures for her. He had already won the heart of the little girl.

So as long as it's her Dao Mu brother, that's fine, right?

"Xiaonan..."

"I don't want to hear it! Don't say it! Shut up!"

"..."

Yahiko felt aggrieved: "I just thought it was time to learn to read. Is it so difficult..."

"Huh?" Xiaonan choked.

"Huh?" Yahiko asked.

"You want to learn to read?"

"Yes...but you didn't let me say it." Yahiko continued to feel aggrieved.

"..."

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On the other side, Dao Mu looked at the roof, touched the scroll of fifty syllables in his arms, and thought to himself: Should he learn to read...