Fuck Meow Hokage

When Xia Shu saw the figure in front of him clearly, he felt that this life was so bloody and nonsense, and that it was a life that was always against him.

Once upon a time, he desperately wanted to find this person so that he could help him find a way to return to Earth. So he followed Nagato Yahiko and waited, but after getting no results, he took Yuzuki and wandered around the Land of Rain looking for him.

However, what greeted him was that his plans always failed to keep up with the changes.

I want to return to the earth but can't, and I want to roam around this world with peace of mind but my teammates are dead. After he felt that this world was fucked up and he couldn't return to Earth immediately, his mind changed and he was no longer obsessed with going back.

So I thought: Uncle, I won’t go back! grass!

As he said, I just want to see what this world can do to me!

And after tossing and turning, this guy named Jiraiya suddenly came down.

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"Kid!"

Xia Shu rolled her eyes: "...."

Natsuki's expression after seeing Jiraiya seemed surprised and excited. This expression and tone are all saying: "I know you!"

"Little devil! Do you know me?"

"Um... No one knows about Jiraiya-sama, one of the famous legendary three ninjas. Even civilians who are not ninjas have heard of his name! Boy, when I see your face, it's better to meet him than to be famous, right? Your admiration bursts out like a torrential river and is out of control!"

Natsuki walked around and flattered her. The expression on his face also showed an innocent look.

But in his heart, he was complaining very much.

This life is so fucked up.

...

These words made Jiraiya's eyes pop. When has the world of Naruto ever had such flattering language?

But Jiraiya is not an idiot. This boy may be White Fang's apprentice, so it is normal for him to know him. So Jiraiya waved his hand casually.

"That guy White Fang, when did he accept you as a disciple?" Jiraiya looked at the young man in front of him.

He was about ten years old, and he didn't look very good either. He had a flat nose, a big mouth, a protruding forehead and a big basin. Compared with the elegant White Teeth, he was far behind.

"Although he doesn't look very good, he is still a qualified ninja." Jiraiya muttered.

Natsuki: "Uh..."

What Jiraiya said was hurtful.

"Your fighting is very good! There is only one thing I don't understand. At the beginning, you used the earth clone to make smoke to hide the main body. Why not just use smoke bombs?"

"Well, smoke bombs cost money, chakra doesn't cost money..."

Jiraiya: "...."

White Fang's apprentice is so weird!

"What's your name?"

"Summer Tree"

Natsuki answered honestly, no one here knew him anyway.

"Natsuki... what you said before, about your companions and missions, was it White Fang who told you?"

"What? Ah~ yes!"

"You are very good! White Fang was able to train a genius like you during the war these past few years!"

Jiraiya looked at the child in front of him. He only thought that Natsuki was some war orphan that White Fang took in during his mission during the war.

"This world is full of hatred and war. There is no longer peace in the world. The hatred between countries and villages is deep. Ninjas regard missions as the highest order. Even if you are trained by White Fang to have super fighting skills, how can you do it at your age? Really understand the trade-off between 'mission' and 'companions'!"

With that said, Jiraiya walked up to Natsuki and the two of them crossed paths.

"Jiraiya-sama, do you think this way?" Natsuki asked softly, and then said: "Because there is a war now? So people will die, right? Death will bring hatred, and this hatred will be If you continue to hold grudges, Lord White Fang will not be understood by his companions in the hatred between countries!"

"The general trend of the world is that if we divide for a long time, we will unite, and if we unite for a long time, we will divide. This is the case for everything. Therefore, the war will not last long. When I grow up, countries will understand each other and my companions will be trusted."

Natsuki's answer surprised Jiraiya. Natsuki's words were exactly the same as when he persuaded Nagato Yahiko.

Jiraiya repeated what Natsuki said: "The general trend of the world is that if it divides for a long time, it will unite, and if it unites for a long time, it will divide. Is this true for all things?"

Immediately, he looked at the young man beside him, and couldn't help thinking: Could he be the son of the prophecy?

Natsuki chuckled softly, completely unaware that Jiraiya's words just now were deliberately trying to trick him, and said: "Yes, the great things in the world must be divided if they are united for a long time, and they must be united if they are divided for a long time! So if you want permanent peace, then create a An enemy that all of them have to unite to defeat! Enemies will last forever, and peace will last forever!"

"You!" Jiraiya stared at Natsuki as if he had seen a ghost.

This one-to-one change, from a hot-blooded radical boy to a dark conspirator, is too fast!

It’s just two sentences before and after!

Jiraiya looked at the boy in front of him: Who is this child!

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The woods are extremely quiet at night.

The two were silent for a long time.

Xia Shu was also quite unhappy because this guy wouldn't come sooner or later.

When Uncle Xia was waiting for him, he couldn't wait, and he was killed.

Then he met Xiyue and when he was about to go to Konoha to find a place to stay, Xiyue died again.

Then the numb Uncle Xia was rescued by Konoha's White Fang.

Now that White Teeth is dead, Uncle Xia is planning to let himself go, and Jiraiya is here again!

In Natsuki's heart, more than three words of 'f*ck' could express her feelings.

......

Just then, a burst of smoke appeared.

bang~

A toad taller than Natsuki appeared next to Jiraiya, which startled Natsuki a little and almost made him think that Jiraiya suddenly made a move.

"Hey Jiraiya! The great master is calling you!"

As soon as the toad came out, he said to Jiraiya, not paying attention to Natsuki next to him.

"Big Toad Immortal?"

"Yeah, go ahead, your prophecy has appeared again!"

"Really! There is a second prophecy so soon!" Jiraiya was excited for a moment!

"Hahaha! The predictions made by the Great Toad Immortal made me confused. Fortunately, I accepted a disciple a few years ago. I was about to ask the Great Toad Immortal, but unfortunately he has been sleeping the whole time! Take me there quickly!"

As Jiraiya said this, he wanted to grab the toad and run away, even forgetting Natsuki beside him.

After all, the big toad sage's prophecy is the most important thing in Jiraiya's heart.

......

Big toad fairy!

Natsuki heard the name!

Then he thought of the toad that could prophesy! If you ask him yourself!

Thinking of this, Natsuki stopped Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya-sama, who is the Great Toad Sage?"

Natsuki spoke, which brought Jiraiya back to his senses. He turned back to look at Natsuki and then remembered that he came to see this young man for the purpose of seeing if he was a changer.

"Toad B, can I take this boy with me to see the Great Toad Immortal?"

"Oh? This boy?" Toad, known as Toad B, turned to look at Xia Shu.

"What a handsome young man!" Toad Yi looked at Xia Shu and praised him: "The great master didn't say not to bring anyone with you, so just bring him!"

"it is good!"

Natsuki asked a question in her mind: "Am I actually handsome in the eyes of a toad?"

But if you think about it carefully, with your flat nose and wide mouth, you look a bit like a toad.

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