Fuck Meow Hokage

Konoha 39 years.

Xia Shu didn't know where he wandered, and he didn't have a map in his hand. As a modern earthling, Xia Shu had high skills in identifying directions in the wild.

If he hadn't been good at martial arts, he would have starved to death.

So Uncle Xia doesn't know where he wandered now. In short, he was walking on the flat path, whistling and holding grass roots in his mouth.

"Toilet toilet!"

In a state of emergency, Xia Shu picked up his pants and walked casually toward the woods.

After a while, the figure walked out of the woods.

"Ah~ Shu Tan!"

Then Uncle Xia continued to walk forward leisurely.

His hands were crossed behind his back, a ball of blue chakra spinning in his right hand, and his left hand was wrapped in bright blue chakra.

During this time, he successfully practiced two classic ninjutsu.

1. Rasengan.

In Naruto, when you are unable to defeat someone and are in a desperate situation, there are two tricks to solve it: 1. Rasengan. 2. Ask dad to make a spiral pill.

Uncle Xia doesn't have amazing eyes or blood stains, but he has collected a body with five chakra attributes, but he seems to be an idiot.

Therefore, Muji ninjutsu like the Rasengan, which does not require special physical conditions to be used, is very suitable for him.

What's more, this Rasengan is a big killer.

2. Chidori Raikiri

As the second iconic ninjutsu, ‘Chidori’ and ‘Raikiri’, Uncle Xia would certainly not let them go.

In Natsuki's understanding, Chidori and Raikiri should be counted as one ninjutsu.

Although he has mastered the Rasengan's killing move, the Rasengan is too clumsy after all. Natsuki does not have the ability to throw the Rasengan like Naruto's son.

So Chidori's long-range attack can make up for this shortcoming.

Uncle Xia practiced ninjutsu with both hands. He was holding a spiral meatball in his right hand and rubbing it. Lightning suddenly appeared on his left hand and a sizzling sound came out.

At the same time, his steps were frivolous, still seeming to be walking in the air.

If other ninjas saw this, it would be a huge shock.

There are many ninjas who possess both wind and thunder attribute chakra, but I have never seen a ninja who can use wind attribute chakra with his right hand and thunder attribute chakra with his left hand.

"Bah~"

Natsuki spat out the grass root in her mouth, waved away the Rasengan in her hand, took out another grass root from her pocket and put it in her mouth to continue chewing.

"This stuff tastes like betel nut, but I don't know if chewing too much will cause cancer..."

.....

The scenery here is good, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and it must be somewhere in the Land of Fire. There is no such environment in the outside world.

The flat road winds and stretches with no end in sight.

But where Xia Shu looked, a small wooden house caught his eye.

"How could a place like this... have an inn?"

Natsuki dispersed the chakra in his hand, slightly suppressed the flow of chakra in his body, put on an innocent expression, and skipped towards the cabin.

Looking from a distance, you can't tell the size of the wooden house. After all, Xia Shu can only see one side.

When Xia Shu came closer, she saw that the wooden house only had one room, about three to five square meters in size. It's definitely not an inn.

"Let me take a look. This is written..." I saw a sign hanging on the door of the wooden house. The words on it were a little blurry. Of course, Xia Shu could read very few words.

“**Hand wash*”

"Uncle, I can only speak Japanese and I'm not very literate!"

"But this hand wash...hand wash..."

"Mitarai red beans?"

Natsuki laughed to himself.

"I seem to remember, what does hand washing mean in the toilet?"

Natsuki looked at the wooden house in front of her.

"Is it really a toilet?"

Guessing was better than taking action, so Natsuki opened the door.

crunch~

The door of the wooden house was pushed open by Xia Shu, and the smell of urine came out.

"Hmm~ His uncle's toilet is indeed the toilet!" Xia Shu covered her nose.

crunch~

At this time, a wooden board on the ground was pushed away, and a man's head poked out.

"Wow! Damn it!" Xia Shu was startled!

The man looked at Xia Shu subconsciously, and when he realized that he was just a child, he broke into tears.

"Go away! Brat!"

With that said, the man walked out of the floor and covered the wooden board back casually. This is a tiger-headed guy with a garlicky nose and protruding fish eyes. He looks ugly. There were scars all over his face, and he wore an eyepatch diagonally.

Still a one-eyed dragon!

"Don't block the uncle!" The man came over, pushed Xia Shu away, opened the door and walked out.

"Forehead...."

Smelling the smell of urine in the toilet, Natsuki felt sick for a moment.

"Hey, is this guy stealing shit here?"

Natsuki whispered to himself.

.....

All joking aside, Natsuki looked at the closed wooden board.

"Building a tunnel inside the toilet?"

"this place..."

Seeing this, Xia Shu already had the answer in her heart. He pushed the board aside and jumped down.

...

The passage is not short. After walking up the front steps, there is a straight tunnel below. There are torches on the walls on both sides of the tunnel, and the firelight shines on the wet ground.

He didn't know how long he had been walking, but Xia Shu felt that it might be several hundred meters away when a noisy sound came from ahead.

Xia Shu walked away looking for the sound.

At the end, there is a door, and Natsuki's way is blocked.

Of course, the door couldn't stop Natsuki. What blocked Natsuki were the two men standing in front of the door.

One of the men standing there stretched out his hand to stop Xia Shu without being too polite and said:

"Hello? Kid! This is not the place you should be!"

The man had just finished speaking.

huh~

An ice pick hit the wall next to his ear, and a few strands of the man's ear hair were cut off and slowly fell down.

"I'm here to take over the mission!" Xia Shu's cold voice came out without any emotion.

"Ah! It's my lord! Please!" The man's tone immediately became extremely respectful, and the companions next to him also opened the door for Xia Shu.

The house was brightly lit and noisy sounds could be heard.

"Ah! Show me the mission quickly!"

"The bandit leader named Yamamoto, five million!"

"Fuck! After drinking this, I'll go take that mission! Die? I'm not afraid, I'm just afraid I'll run out of wine!"

......

Xia Shu stepped forward and walked in slowly.

crunch~

The two people at the door quickly closed the door.

"Phew! Could it be a ninja who used the transformation technique? I didn't even notice how he acted!"

"I didn't realize it either. I didn't expect that such a child could be a great master. Do you believe it? I don't believe it. It must be a ninja using the transformation technique!"

"Yeah, but don't say that!" The former's eyes pointed behind the door.

The two looked at each other and patted their chests in fear.

There is no mercy here, killings are too common, and they are too weak to be killers. The managers of the bounty exchange hired two people to be watchdogs, so their lives are naturally worthless.

Occasionally, some ninjas will come here to take on tasks and earn some extra money.

Ninjas also use transformation techniques. As a dignified ninja, it would be a bit of a loss of face if someone discovered you were going to the Bounty Exchange to take on an underground mission.

Of course, most of the ninjas who come here are rebel ninjas and wandering ninjas.

.....

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At the same time, Konoha Village.

Naruto Office.

Snapped! Several pieces of information were thrown on the third generation's desk.

The old man lowered his head and looked at the homepage of the information.

The boy with white hair and a black mask.

"Kakashi..." At this time, the third generation was already showing his old age, and the pipe in his mouth was letting out a little smoke.