Fuck Meow Hokage

In the vast land, the moonlight is like a mirror, illuminating the heartstrings.

In the wild wilderness, Xia Shu set up a tent and lit a bonfire.

The firelight illuminated the surroundings, and the little girl placed the red cloth on her lap.

She whittled a thick needle out of a branch, pulled out the threads of the red cloth to make sewing thread, used a kunai to cut the cloth into the desired shape, and slowly mended it.

During the day she had sharpened her kunai.

Looking at the girl who looked more and more like her in his memory, Natsuki beside him muttered to himself.

"Coincidence?"

"Coincidence!"

"That guy from Xiang Phosphorus has a fiery and stubborn personality, and he is also duplicitous. How can he compare with the gentle and elegant Xiyue?"

"What's more, the age doesn't match up either!"

"After all, Konoha is about the same size as Sasuke. Even if he is one or two years older than Sasuke, he was born after Konoha 46 years."

"And it's only Konoha 38 years now."

"Humph!"

Xia Shu snorted in her heart.

"At this time, Xiang Phosphorus's mother may still be a little girl. Where can I find Xiang Phosphorus..."

"Forehead?"

"Her mother...?"

As the thought flashed through, Xia Shu looked at the quiet girl next to him who was embroidering clothes. He has an oval face and has gained weight from eating a lot recently. She has bright red hair, big eyes, a standard Japanese delicate nose and lips, and the firelight reflects on her face, giving her a blush.

As an adult, Natsuki looked at this charming loli face, and some evil thoughts flashed through her heart...

Xia Shu: "No way? It can't be like this! Uncle Xia?"

......

That night, Xia Shu had insomnia, tossed and turned, and had many dreams.

In the dream:

He dominates the Naruto world. At some point, I stood on the top of the mountain and looked down at the land. To his left, a little girl with red hair and glasses gently held his big hand. On the right side stood a quiet, intellectual woman with the same long red hair.

He waved his hand and showed off to the girl: "Xiang Phosphorus, wherever you look, it's daddy's territory!"

......

Suddenly, he returned to Earth. It seemed that a long time had passed since his wedding day. His wife was also making breakfast for him with a big belly. She turned her back to Xia Shu and did not see his wife's face clearly. He only heard the familiar voice: "Why don't you sleep more?" Later? You’re not going to work today!”

Slowly, Natsuki looked at his wife's hair, which slowly turned from black to red.

Natsuki shouted in panic: "No! Master, I want to go back! I want to go back to Earth!"

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The next day, Xia Shu had panda eyes.

"Ah, Natsuki!"

"..."

Normally Natsuki would get up early, but today she slept in late.

Xiyue had already made breakfast. Looking at Natsuki who was in a daze, and thinking about his sleepy state of tossing and turning all night, and the endless talk in his sleep, Xiyue understood: Natsuki has something on his mind!

Finally, while eating breakfast and drinking soup, she asked her doubts.

"Hey Natsuki, um, who is Xiangphosphorus?"

Natsuki: "You!"

Xia Shu's eyes bulged while he was drinking porridge, and he almost spit out a mouthful of porridge.

"How do you know this name!"

"You were dreaming and talking in your sleep last night..."

Xiyue held the soup bowl, tilted her head, looked at Natsuki with wide eyes, and pushed up her glasses.

"Well, it's nothing. I just remembered a guy I knew before when I was dreaming." Natsuki looked at the girl in front of him, but didn't talk too much about this topic.

However, Yuzuki did not intend to skip this topic.

"This name is quite nice. Can you tell me her story? She is a girl, right? Is she Natsuki's sweetheart?"

I don't know why, but when Xiyue heard this name, her heart was divided between hostility and kindness.

"Ah, she was a poor child, but she lived quite happily afterwards. In fact, I only saw her from a distance, and she didn't recognize me..."

"Eh? She doesn't recognize you? Does Xia Shu have such a deep memory after seeing her from a distance? Then she must be very beautiful, right?"

Xiyue asked this, feeling very nervous.

When Xia Shu heard this, he looked at the girl in front of him carefully: she was quiet and elegant, showing worry and nervousness. Xia Shu couldn't help but a thought flashed through her mind: The girl is jealous...

"But it's far worse than Xiyue!" Natsuki replied with a smile.

Xiyue curled her eyes when she heard this, her habitual squinting appeared again, with an obvious smile: "Is she the girl you saw in that place called 'Earth'?"

"You! How did you know! What else do you know?" Xia Shu suddenly became alert and asked Xiyue nervously.

Seeing Natsuki with such a nervous and excited expression in front of her, Xiyue felt a little at a loss and replied weakly: "You were talking in your sleep last night. You said a name called 'Xiang Phosphorus' and you said you wanted to go back." 'Earth'!"

"Where is Earth? Natsuki, is your hometown?"

Natsuki breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this.

"Huh~ Well, this is my hometown..."

This is the first time Xiyue has seen Natsuki with such a nervous expression, just because of those two names.

She was smart and didn't ask any more questions, but served a bowl of porridge to Xia Shu.

"Fragrant phosphorus? Earth?" Xiyue remembered these two words in her heart. Xia Shu said that this kind of word is called "noun".

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After breakfast, the two continued to travel to the Land of Rain.

However, the scene in the morning left Natsuki with a lot of thoughts.

"After all, should I still take her with me?"

Looking at the jumping girl walking in front, Xia Shu was confused.

"Fragrant phosphorus~" Then he shook his head to get rid of the shadow in his memory.

"But it seems that guy is a ninja from the Land of Grass!" Thinking of the appearance of Xianglan, Natsuki couldn't help but recall the scene about Xianglan.

"Haha, the Country of Grass is the Country of Rats! I remember it was mentioned in the 'Book of Masters' that the Grass Ninja Village was destroyed by an unknown force?".

"Kusa Ninja Village even sent Konoha to Konoha to take the exam during the Chunin Exam. I think it will be destroyed after the Chunin Exam, more than ten years away!"

"Then Akatsuki is the one from the Mazoku Ninja Village? Or Orochimaru?"

"But the whole village was dead, and only Xianglan was left alive! Why did the guy who destroyed Kusanagi Village only spare Xianglan?"

Thoughts are like water thrown out and cannot be taken back.

So Natsuki, who just thought she didn't want to think about it anymore, started thinking about Xiyue and Xianglan again.

"It's around Konoha's 38th year now, and Kosovo is about the same age as Sasuke, maybe a year or two older. So is Yuzuki really Kosovo's mother?"

Natsuki couldn't help but blatantly look at the lively girl in front of him.

At about ten years old, he is already tall and graceful.

"Sasuke was born in Konoha 48, and Yuzuki gave birth to Koso around Konoha 47, which is ten years later. It seems quite reasonable."

Natsuki walked behind, thinking wildly.

"Ah hey! Sir, this body of mine is eight years old this year, and will be eighteen years old in ten years..."

"Damn it, could it be that Xiang Phosphorus is really my child?"

"No way! It can't be true!"

Looking at the cute girl in front of him again, Xia Shu had a sad look on his face.

But he slowly raised the corners of his mouth.

"It seems pretty good, hahaha~ wonderful!"

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