Fuck Meow Hokage

The weather is getting colder and colder, it has begun to snow in many places, and the deep forests are already covered with snow.

Most of the animals have fallen into hibernation, resulting in a lack of food for the two of them recently. If Natsuki hadn't had the foresight to store some food before, the two of them might have been hungry now.

"No wonder the former owner of this body and his father are starving. In this world of scarcity, most animals have higher combat capabilities than ordinary people. Our two little ninjas can't stand it anymore, let alone ordinary people. ".

Thinking of this, Xia Shu couldn't help but feel that ordinary people in this world were too pitiful. But if you think about it carefully, isn’t it the same on earth? How many people starved to death in the Aba Aba famine decades ago...

Abba Abba? You can't say what you can't say.

......

The two spent less time practicing hard and more time looking for food. Of course, moving swiftly through the forest is also a form of practice.

Fortunately, the two of them had stored a lot of food, and they ate it in a planned way, so they could survive the winter.

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Whoosh~

Two young figures jumped in the forest at extremely fast speeds. People with poor eyesight can only see two phantoms flashing by.

"Wait!" Natsuki, who was running, stared at one spot and suddenly said.

"Is there something wrong?" Xiyue stopped and quickly hid behind a nearby stone.

I saw Xia Shu standing there, looking at Xiyue in confusion, and couldn't help but ask: What is this girl doing?

On the other side, Xiyue, who was hiding behind the stone, revealed her round little head, looking around nervously, holding a kunai in a fighting posture.

Then the two bastards looked at each other with mung bean eyes.

"..."

"Can you make flour?"

Xiyue: "??".

"Four, can you make flour?" Natsuki asked again.

"That's what you're asking me?" Xiyue was dumbfounded.

"Flour? Flour for making ramen?" Complaints are complaints. It is rare for this guy to take the initiative to find a topic, so he can still answer it. The happy Xiyue slipped out from behind the stone and asked.

"That's right! It's just like ramen." Xia Shu felt that this girl was quite capable.

"But don't make it into the shape of ramen noodles, but make it into this big round skin." Natsuki said, gestured and said: "It can also be understood this way, it is to make a piece of ramen as big as the size of your palm."

"That's called dough..."

"Okay, then let's be brave, can you do it?" Xia Shu said, suddenly stamping his foot.

"Drink!" The earth chakra was activated instantly.

The ground at the foot of a tree three meters away from him cracked.

bang~

There was a soft sound, and something jumped out of the ground.

"Ah~"

This sudden scene frightened Xiyue to scream softly. When it became clear that there was no danger, she patted her chest with relief.

Natsuki stood there with his left hand behind his back. He looked at Xiyue in confusion, who was facing a formidable enemy just now. He casually stretched out his right hand and spread it out.

slap~

The object falling from the air landed firmly in his right hand.

This hand is so handsome that it makes your eyes shine when you look at the sunset. Then he saw what was in Xia Shu's hand clearly, and his eyes brightened even more.

"Wild potatoes! Ha, how did you find it! Wild potatoes grow in groups. We have food this winter!" Seeing what Xia Shu was holding clearly, Xiyue clapped her hands happily and teleported over. He grabbed the wild potato in Xia Shu's hand, and then ran to the foot of the tree to explore.

"There must be more here!"

Natsuki: "..."

"Can you use it to make dough?" Natsuki asked loudly behind him.

"It's a bit troublesome, we don't have the right tools." Xiyue said without looking back: "I'll give it a try...Wow, there are indeed so many wild potatoes!".

"..."

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As the days passed, Xia Shu, sitting next to the stone, watched the grass sprout in the cracks of the stone, and the small green buds swayed.

Early spring is coming.

Fortunately I got through the winter safely.

It's a pity that winter just passed and nothing happened.

Of course it's not like some evil guys imagined something evil happened...

This is the relationship between people: you have to admit that after two people have been together for a long time, they will have some subtle feelings.

Friendship, love, or the attachment that Xiyue accidentally showed...

But Uncle Xia is hard-hearted.

"Sir, I can't even show my face to Goddess Konan! This Uzumaki orphan in front of me has never even appeared in the anime, a little-known little girl?..."

Natsuki told herself such a arrogant and big excuse.

"Ah Jiu~" The little girl sneezed in the distance.

The little girl was washing her clothes by the stream, her red hair fluttering in the wind, and the cold stream water soaked her little hands red. The girl picked up her sleeves, breathed, and wiped her nose with her little arm.

I seem to have a cold, and my nose is runny.

"After all, I am not from this world! I am destined to leave! How can I be bound here!" Xia Shu exhaled and spoke harshly in his heart, burying the faint feelings in his heart.

Looking at the little girl again, Xia Shu murmured to himself: "Maybe I should leave early..."

Xia Shu pinched off the grass in the cracks of the stone, threw the tender bones into her mouth, chewed them, and turned away.

Talking softly to himself...

"Uncle, I remember, there seems to be wild ginger somewhere..."

"Girl has a cold, I need to make some ginger soup~"

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In the deep forest, two figures jumped between the treetops.

"Hurry up Natsuki! You're too slow!"

"..."

Natsuki was unable to complain.

She must be eleven or twelve years old, and Natsuki didn't ask.

After all, I heard that asking a girl her age is very impolite.

Yuzuki became a ninja early, while Natsuki had only refined chakra for a few months, so his hard power on paper was naturally inferior to Yuzuki's, both in terms of chakra amount and physical strength.

It's definitely not as fast as Xiyue.

But if they fight to the death, ten Xiyue are no match for half Natsuki.

His sense of fighting with two powerful chuunin was not for nothing.

What's more, Uncle Xia has watched more than 700 episodes of Naruto anime and is proficient in more than 300 methods of luring and killing enemies...

And he seems to have discovered that this body has five attributes...

In other words, in addition to the Wood Release of the First Hokage, his body can perform ninjutsu with five chakra attributes: water, earth, fire, wind, and thunder.

"Let me think about it, there are quite a few people in Hokage who know five kinds of ninjutsu. The most famous one is the third generation old man. It seems that Hatake, the guy with 55% Kai, also has five attributes of chakra..."

"Unfortunately, uncle, I only know wind and earth at the moment..."

Running Natsuki has an active mind.

……

"Hurry up, Natsuki! The porcupine is just ahead!"

Porcupine is a unique product of this deep forest, a long-haired pig with hard hair. It looks a bit like a wild boar on Earth, but its fur is like a hedgehog.

This kind of animal is huge, has hard fur, and is extremely powerful. Ordinary people would not dare to fight against it.

Natsuki ran after him.

By the stream, a few clumps of feces and chewed-up weeds were scattered about.

Leaving the soft mud beside the stream, the footprints disappeared.

"I found it drinking water here yesterday, but I'm not sure I can deal with it alone. Let's do it together today!"

"I'll attract its attention head-on. Your wind chakra attack is strong. Try to see if you can hurt it through its weak points!"

"But we have to find it first." Natsuki said calmly.

"That's right..." The girl shook her hair, pulled out one strand and tossed it casually. Red hair fell to the ground.

Glancing down, the girl pointed in the direction of the tip of her hair: "This way!"

Natsuki: "..."

make fun of me!

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