Naruto Rebirth as Naruto

Not long after Naruto exploded, a Jonin teacher who covered half of his face came. He felt good about everyone, but he didn't feel good about Naruto alone. As for why, you can tell by looking at the rubber all over the floor. .Naruto smiled and cleaned up before following the jounin teacher up to the rooftop.

The teacher said lazily: "Let me introduce myself first. I don't know you very well yet."

Sakura immediately raised her hand and asked: "Teacher, what should I introduce about myself?"

The teacher slowly replied: "Like your name, things you like, things you hate, hobbies, and dreams for the future. That's pretty much it."

Sakura said to the teacher: "Teacher, please introduce yourself first."

After hearing what Sakura said, the teacher thought for a moment and said: "My name is Kakashi Hatake. I don't want to tell you what I like and what I don't like. My future dreams and interests are also diverse, that's all. "

Kakashi's self-introduction made Sakura complain, "Isn't this just a name?"

Then there was Naruto. To be honest, Naruto had never considered his dream of coming here. After thinking about it carefully, Naruto began to answer: "My name is Uzumaki Naruto, 13 years old, male, and I like women." , I like many things, I like Ino, I like food, I like money, I like practical ninjutsu, and the things I hate are some weird grandpa with a bandage on his face. My future dream is to protect everything I want to protect, that's all ”

After Kakashi heard this, he nodded slightly and said, "Next one."

Sakura replied: "My name is Kasugano Sakura. Take a look at what you like. Take a look at Sasuke's interests. Take a look at your future dreams. Take another look." A scream pierced the sky.

Kakashi thought to himself: "For girls nowadays, love is more important than ninjutsu."

Kakashi asked: "Where is that nasty thing?"

Sakura said with a look of disgust, "Naruto."

Naruto was immediately confused, "Why x;"

Sakura said: "You bully Sasuke, call him Nisuke every day, and you like Ino."

Naruto covered his face and smiled: "Sasuke-kun, who is always second, is called Ersuke for short, and I like Ino. Are you jealous? Otherwise, why would you hate me? If I catch Ino, you will lose one." Are you a love rival?"

Sakura's expression suddenly became clear: "Yes, Naruto, it's great that you like Ino, but you still can't call Sasuke-kun Second Assistant."

Sasuke, who had always been cold and cold, also said at this time: "I beat you once. I won't always be second."

Naruto immediately said with disdain: "It's just that one time, I let you. I have defeated you countless times."

Sasuke said: "But you have lost to me."

"I'll go" Naruto was speechless. He obviously won many more times than Sasuke, but why did he always feel like he lost.

"Second assistant."

"You lost before."

"Second assistant."

"You lost before."

After several rounds, Naruto finally gave in, "Okay, you two are teaming up to bully me, a single person. Oh my god, my fate, my fate is unfair. Let Ino and I be together sometime. Let Ino and I have sex." You must be so sick of these two things."

Naruto's words made Sakura blush deeply and she patted Naruto on the shoulder shyly: "Naruto, why do you always tell the truth?"

Feeling the force of the palm on his shoulder, Naruto thought to himself: "The strange power of Sakura is well deserved."