Azeroth Hoag Biography

Just as Banzai was maliciously planning how to make this old goblin who seemed to be proficient in engineering, Forslag sighed again, and then cursed the most powerful trade prince among the goblins with resentment: "You see that I am so poor. In fact, this is all thanks to those trade princes. They would rather invest in unreliable garbage projects than support real goblin technology. What else is more powerful and invincible? Manned rockets are more suitable for goblin vehicles, and those short-sighted trade princes will definitely regret it!"

"So are you really a master of...well, rocket?" Banzai is still very unfamiliar with the term rocket, but at least it is not mispronounced.

"It's a manned rocket. Although manned rockets and rockets are somewhat similar, they are two different things! Just like jackals and hyenas!" Fuslag carefully corrected Benzi's wording. This was already his last word. He is proud, so he will never allow his name to be mispronounced, even by a generous employer like Banzai.

"Okay, manned rocket, but I have a question. To be honest, that rocket sounds very dangerous, so is the manned rocket also such a dangerous thing?" Banzai didn't want to argue with Fuslag. He quickly relented and continued to ask about the details of the manned rocket.

"It's a little dangerous, but it's well worth it. You'll never imagine how fast it is. Can you imagine? It only took me less than half an hour to get here from Booty Bay. It can't be faster than this." Already?" Forslag was easily changed by Banzai, and he finally met someone who was interested in his research. Well, no, Banzai is not a human being. Anyway, it is a research project that may be invested in. The big boss, Fuslag was of course extremely excited.

"Wow! Are you talking about the Booty Bay in the southernmost part of Stranglethorn Vale? It only takes half an hour from there to Redridge Mountain? Oh my god! Is this true? I'm afraid the speed of those legendary dragons It can't be faster!" Banzai's praise seemed a bit exaggerated, but Fuslag liked to hear this kind of praise, and his expression was full of pride.

"What about your manned rocket? I wonder if I can see such a successful and great work?" But Banzai's next question made Forslag's face darken.

"Well, my rocket has unfortunately disintegrated in the air due to its excessive speed." Fuslag's expression was not to mention how embarrassed he was. What he never said was that he spent all his money to build this project. The biggest problem with manned rockets is that they are disposable.

This is why Forslag's research is considered unpopular among the goblins in Booty Bay. After all, it is well known that goblins like bombs, but sitting on a lit bomb is another matter. Got it!Although there are still essential differences between manned rockets and bombs, there is actually not much difference for the goblins.

Therefore, when Forslag told his investors that his research was to use the powerful propulsion brought by gunpowder to send goblins into the sky, it was no surprise that these investors regarded it as a big joke. Although the goblins are crazy, they are not so crazy that they need to use bombs to send themselves into the sky. Therefore, even if the manned rocket has advantages including but not limited to fast speed, instability, explosion, etc. ("Is this considered an 'advantage'? ?" - Banzai), but still couldn't find a bully willing to invest in Forslag.

After finishing speaking, Fuslag continued to shake his head, obviously very dissatisfied with those short-sighted trade princes, and Benzi suddenly broke out in a cold sweat (it is just a description, the coyote does not have sweat glands, so it cannot be a big man), this Who would invest in such a dangerous one-time communication tool? Is it because they think they have too much money?

"I think you should first consider how to reduce the cost and scale of these manned rockets. Since they are just one-time tools, they should be cheaper!" Banzai thought about it and still felt that he should persuade Fuslag. , this goblin has obviously entered a dead end, and Banzai is also very clear about the reason. Obviously Fuslag attributed the problem to his rocket being not perfect enough, but the real problem is actually Fuslag's. The idea is that perfection is undoubtedly the right choice, but with how much money you have to do so many things, since there is no way to strive for perfection, then find a way to make a smaller finished product instead of a large semi-finished product.

"Smaller? A layman is a layman, do you know how many systems there are in my manned rocket? Both the power system and the control system have been streamlined to the limit. Any further reduction will only reduce the strength of the structure. But the result of that is that the rocket will probably completely disintegrate just after ignition. The fact that my manned rocket will disintegrate in the air just shows that the structural strength is still defective, so I think my rocket should be better. It should be bigger!" Forslag has already made calculations. Manned rockets are more complex than those used for military purposes, so there are not many places that can be streamlined.

"No, I think you have limited the significance of manned rockets to large rockets. But in fact, you can try making a single-person micro rocket backpack or something. I believe the cost of such a thing should not be too high. High!" Apparently Banzai had something in mind.

"Single-person micro-rocket pack? It's another new term. To be honest, I have been a goblin engineer for almost 40 years, but I have never heard of such a thing." Forslag put down his work. He looked at Banzai doubtfully.

"Hey! Don't be lazy." Banzai yelled loudly at first. When he saw Fuslag starting to work again, he immediately scratched the back of his head with a front paw, and then said with some uncertainty: "You didn't I heard about this kind of thing because I just thought about it. A one-person micro rocket backpack is a kind of ultra-small rocket that can be carried on the back. Anyway, this kind of thing only needs to allow people to fly into the air, no matter how fast it is. It doesn’t matter at all, so you can make it smaller, or even make it reusable. Anyway, weight is not a problem, and then equip it with a large parachute, so it will be foolproof." Banzai He really gave Fuslag a good suggestion, but Fuslag was still a little confused. (To be continued.)