The method of beauty and comics pierces the heavens

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"floo network"

did you make a mistake

How could noble wizards and potion masters like them do something as disgraceful as digging into their own fireplace?

Snape showed a look of disgust on his face: "Did anyone take you on that thing? That thing has been eliminated long ago. Now even wandering wizards don't bother to use it."

"What?" Zhang Li looked confused.

"When Dumbledore took me to visit Nicolas Flamel, he was using the Floo Network. The space transmission system is complex and orderly, and it can easily be transmitted across borders. Isn't that cool?"

"Hehe, if it's Dumbledore, it's logical. When we first met, you almost killed all of us."

Zhang Li saw the corners of Snape's mouth raised slightly, revealing his signature sinister smile.

"The Floo network does cost a lot of money. However, there are restrictions on where it can be used.

So the French later abandoned the fireplace and used portkeys.Of course, legend has it that this has something to do with the fact that some French wizards discovered that their fireplaces were connected to their next-door neighbors.”

Snape's sinister smile seemed to have an inexplicable meaning again.He calmed down his expression and then continued:

"No matter how bad things get, those poor wizards can still get a Knight Bus on the roadside.

Therefore, this is the face-saving project established by the British Ministry of Magic to swear an oath to the European wizarding community.

It's huge, but it's useless.

Back then, the Malfoy family made a fortune from this project. "

Snape gave a sarcastic smile.

"Of course, there are still some idiots in the Ministry of Magic who insist on the tradition of Floo Network. After all, business trips can be reimbursed and some jobs have been created."

"So, if the mobile phone you are talking about is this kind of crap, then I suggest you go to the academy to seek some help, such as a new language master, but I am fully looking forward to your visit."

Zhang Li was stunned for a moment. These real histories would not be recorded obediently in the Hogwarts library.

After he silently digested this large ingredient, he said:

"I thought this transportation network was the greatest achievement of Fudge's tenure. But there is no need for predictions.

The creator of the phone is standing right in front of you.There's nothing shady about this thing.

It is the most fashionable electronic product in the Muggle world right now.Especially the one I have, the specially customized version.Worth thousands of gold galleons.

After I resolve this matter, I’ll get one for you next time I come back.”

Zhang Li touched his chin without leaving a trace. There were few people on this planet who knew the Internet better than him.

Of course, interference from factors outside the solar system cannot be ruled out, but judging from that song, he felt that it was probably a joke by a friend.

Well, of course, it's also a very bad kind.

"The credibility is very high. I believe that your friend is definitely as bad as you."

Snape let out a burst of laughter.

"I think they will leave you with some dignity after stealing everything on your phone. For example, a clean pair of underwear."

"Oh no, it's much worse than that. Severus, I never store my privacy in my phone. There are only some hot little videos about you. Speaking of which, your dance steps are still so steady when you are drunk. You must have spent a lot of time practicing in private. The Cha Cha dance between you and Professor McGonagall has been well received. It’s just that the little wizards nowadays may have a sudden impulse and browse the Muggle World Wide Web.”

Snape's face darkened instantly.

It seems that there really was such a night, and I had the experience of losing my memory.

Fragmented memories continued to piece together in his mind, and Snape recalled it.

It was a celebration party for Granger's graduates a few years ago. Dean-level professors from four colleges and three other European universities, and even the mixed-race giantess from France, were all attracted by the person in front of them. He claims to be a great mage who is born with deficiencies and has a defective soul, but he was bullied by one person.

This is a giant monster wearing a suit and ties.

The senior retired double agent snorted coldly and changed the subject: "If you need help, you can come to me at any time. You know what to do with this bottle of elixir."

After hesitating for a moment, Snape took out a bottle of potion from his pocket and threw it to Zhang Li.

"This is different from the garbage on the market, and it is enough to have an effect on mages of your realm."

Before officially breaking through to the realm of Archmage, Snape decided not to worry about this colleague who had been promoted to half of his boss for the time being.

"Hahaha, no wonder people say that becoming a potion master's friend is a sure-fire way to make money."

With a smile on his face, Zhang Li patted Snape's shoulder to express his closeness.

He ignored Snape's cold look that wanted to eat people. After all, he had taken advantage of him, and he still had to give this little face to his old friend.

"Remember, Severus, remember not to be so cold-faced and find a girlfriend, even a female student. The West doesn't care about these things anyway."

Finally, before leaving, Zhang Li half-bowed and respectfully performed a set of aristocratic rituals, then opened the portal and returned to his own little farewell in Kathmandu.

Because of the physical disconnection, the mobile phone naturally has no signal.Fortunately, there is a satellite phone in the room.

Hermione's mobile phone number was one of the few numbers Zhang Zhang remembered except for his bank card password.

After dialing the international dialing code, the call was dialed, and the sleepy voice of the little witch came from the other side.

The unique ringtone even made Hermione squint to know the call information.

"Teacher, it's so late, what can I do?"

"Something happened here. The specific situation is this. You ask Xiaojiao to call me and also help me arrange a flight to the United States."

hang up the phone.

Hermione was neat and tidy.Not long after, the satellite phone in the room rang.

"Oh Zhang, my God, I've heard what Hermione said. Are you okay? This is a serious information leak. Who can do such a thing? I mean, you and Tony didn't invent the mobile phone together." Could it be that the recently popular Sabi people have finally taken action against you?"

"What?" Zhang Li was confused. Could it be that in the two weeks he had been hiding in Nepal, this had undergone earth-shaking changes?

"Aliens invaded. Many people in Phoenix took photos of it. Now there are related videos everywhere on the Internet. There are rumors outside that Sabi aliens invaded the earth, but the government concealed the relevant things."

"It's just a coincidence that everything happened at the same time."

Zhang Li thought something big had happened again.I bought a laptop at the airport and connected it to the Internet.

Turns out hey, they’re all synthesized videos

"What Sabi people are, they are all doomsday rumors." Zhang Li shook his head and smiled.

But well

Meeting in 1999, the memories of the two worlds began to overlap, and they were surprisingly similar.

Perhaps as Ancient One said, the universes are not absolutely independent, and there is always some unexpected information entanglement.