Connor's Hogwarts

Neither the magic cards nor the half-finished magic pen will be released so soon, but the new version of Facebook has already caused a "turbulent wave" in the magic world.

Just as Connor expected, a few days after the new version of Facebook was released, the newspapers began to track and report on this new product of the Lake family. As for Connor's previous awards, no one paid attention to it.

The following is what wizards interviewed by the Daily Prophet said about Facebook:

"The latest version of Facebook w1 from Lake's is very good. As an old Facebook user, I have purchased every version of Facebook, but I still have to admit that this new version of Facebook is far better than the previous one. The new version is a breakthrough. I like it very much. No, I love it."

"Of course I bought Facebook, and I also recommended that all my friends and colleagues buy it. Now we have established several group chats and chat in them every day. I love this feature so much."

"Are you talking about the new version of Facebook? I like it very much. I am obsessed with dressing up my little fox every day. What don't you know about this function? Of course the little fox can be dressed up. I named it Lily. I can give it Dye your hair, wear different hats, wear cute clothes, live in a nice house... Only if you dress up your fox well, you won't get confused in the group chat."

"I bought it, I bought it, and I asked my classmates to buy it. Now I'm waiting to go back to school and exchange lenses with them. I've never been so looking forward to going back to school like this time. I can't wait to show off my fox with the guys. The fox who killed me once picked up a sword from outside. I guarantee that no one is as lucky as me."

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Facebook suddenly became popular, not only because of its group chat function, but also because of... the little fox Mira above

When Connor was researching Facebook, he was originally researching in the direction of smartphones. If he wanted to make wizards fall in love with Facebook quickly, a pet-raising game... would be a terrifying boost. effect.

Connor had the idea of ​​building a magic network a long time ago. In fact, he has already succeeded more than half of the way. The Facebook connections between two people have actually formed a crude version of the "magic network." .

A large number of little fox Miras who can shuttle between different Facebooks are the "cornerstone" of this magic network, just like you know people all over the world after meeting three people...On the surface, they can only connect Mila, the little fox of Facebook, can actually connect to all Facebook...

This is a social network woven by the little fox Mira. Connor realized and took advantage of this and planned to make trouble on it...

We can regard all the little fox Miras as low-dimensional creatures living in the same "flat world" at the same time. Connor endowed them with the ability to move freely in this flat world, and the little fox Miras live in this flat world To communicate and interact.

And Connor is currently the only "god" in this flat world. He can constantly put supplies into this "flat world". For example, he drew a bunch of swords, armors, clothes, and foxes in his free time. The kind of painting you use... Then connect this painting to the "flat world" belonging to Facebook, then this pile of supplies will appear in the world of this group of foxes... In this way, a certain fox goes out to "hang out" Sometimes you might pick up something weird...

Connor can manage this "network" to a certain extent in this way, and for those Facebook users...does their fox bring back something new after going out for a few rounds? This gives them a sense of What it's like to have a "real" pet.

And this pet can not only interact, but is also very obedient. It will do whatever it wants, wear clothes when it is dressed, and transform when it is... well, this cannot be changed.

This pet-raising game, full of unknowns and fun, makes wizards...especially young wizards very interested. They are addicted to dressing up little foxes, and then go to the group chat to show off to their friends. If they get something Rare props may also be traded...

Yes, you can trade, and the little foxes can exchange supplies with each other. The young wizards are very energetic in exploring new things. Within a few days, they have basically figured out the hidden function of the new Facebook, and they have also played various games. Plant new patterns.

For example... as far as Connor knows, some rich young masters offer hundreds of gold galleons for a sparkling sword that he drew casually... You know, a Facebook page only costs less than six gold galleons. Woolen cloth...

In short... the new version of the Lake family's Facebook has achieved unprecedented success. The sales volume has almost exceeded the sum of the previous versions. The Lake family has made a lot of money again.

Of course, the wizards don't know that they are being treated as leeks by Connor. What they think is the most perfect version of the Lake family's new version of Facebook is actually still a test subject destined to be eliminated...

After spending a relatively peaceful Easter holiday, Connor had to step out of his magic laboratory and embark on the journey back to school...

"Ahhhh~ Why did the holidays go by so fast? Why do I feel like I just had a holiday a few days ago?" The twins wailed beside Connor. The twins and Cedric, the four of them are now in Hogsmeade. on the street, about to walk back to Hogwarts.

"By the way...what are you two doing on vacation and you didn't come to harass me..." Connor looked at the twins in surprise.

"Because we know you won't pay attention to us..." George muttered: "And we also have things to do, okay?"

"Yes, we have made several magic props this holiday season. For example, this fake wand has the same appearance as the real wand, but when your hand touches it, the wand will turn into a toy made of rubber or tin. ...Also There is this punching telescope, which looks like an ordinary telescope but once twisted, it will spit out a fist, which will leave a mark when hit... and this toque..." Fred took it from his arms. Strange props were brought out one after another and introduced enthusiastically.

Cedric was speechless for a while: "Can't you guys study something useful? Besides being funny, what's the use of these things?"

"It's just for fun. Our dream is to open a joke shop." Instead of feeling ashamed, the twins replied proudly with their heads held high.

George continued: "Of course it's not all funny things. For example, these telescopic ears can hear sounds from far away without any magic fluctuations... and this witty answering quill, which can automatically Of course, write down the answer to the question. If we don’t know how to do it, we won’t be able to answer it..."

Connor raised his eyebrows. No wonder they came to ask him for magic patterns before. It turned out that they had already started making their magic props...

"If you ask me, these things of yours are not as interesting as Mira on Facebook..."

As soon as the four of them arrived at the school gate, they found two bratty brothers standing there eagerly at the gate...

When Ron and Ivan saw Connor and the others, their eyes lit up and they ran over, each grabbing an elder brother:

"Connor Connor, where's my Facebook" "Fred George, where's my Facebook..."

Connor smiled and touched Yi's head, messing up his hair: "I'm bringing it with you, can't you wait so much?"

Connor handed the prepared Facebook to Ivan, while the twins on the other side were teasing Ron, making him scream in anger.

"When we just saw the Facebook posts of those who have returned to school, we couldn't help but read the newspaper and couldn't tell that this was so fun." Ivan said excitedly, "Ah, my mother and grandfather both have lenses, thank you. Okay, Connor, Ron, let's exchange lenses quickly."

Several people were walking towards the castle chatting and laughing. Suddenly, George pulled Connor, pointed behind him and said, "Connor, do you think that is Professor Quirrell?"

Connor turned his head to see a hooded figure limping into the school.

"What's wrong with Professor Quirrell? He's walking in a fluttery way." Cedric also noticed Quirrell.

Connor thought thoughtfully, is this... injured? Could it be that Voldemort went hunting unicorns because he was injured during the holidays? It seems like... the plot is about to begin...

Connor pulled Cedric, who was looking back: "Let's go, let's go, there's nothing interesting to see. The professor may just be awake, don't worry about it, go find the brothers to exchange lenses."

"That's right, I can't wait to see our group chat..."