I am Uncle Uchiha

"Yo! Yo!"

Kirabi on the stage also saw Kisame suddenly appearing.

"Yo! Yo!"

He gestured toward the side of the stage.

"The weirdos from the Akatsuki organization came and wanted to trouble me. Kirabi dismissed them. You idiots and bastards, run away..."

Kisame, who thought he was well-informed, was also choked at this time. He just grinned and let out an unknown laugh.

"That is……"

The "audience" finally saw Kisame's existence at this time.

"Mom!" the little boy was frightened and cried, "There is a fish monster!"

"Yo yo! Fish demon, fish demon, why are you here..." Kirabi continued to sing, "Idiot bastard, don't panic, Uncle Kirabi is here, and the fish monster has nowhere to escape. I'll stop the monster, You guys run quickly..."

"what……"

"Quick, run!"

"Go!"

The "audience" immediately dispersed and fled with their families.

"I say……"

Kisame ignored the civilians, held the Tatari Samehada behind his back with his backhand, and stared ferociously at Kirabi who was still dancing.

"You guys, you should stop this a little bit!"

He grinned ferociously, picked up the sword and flew up. Samehada broke free from the bandage, let out a scream, and hit Kirabi on the head.

Kirabi dodged with extremely flexible backflips. The simple small stage was smashed, and the broken wooden boards flew in all directions.

The speaker fell down and the music that had been playing suddenly stopped.

"The fish demon is coming, Kirabi gets out of the way, the fish demon can't be hit, you stupid bastard..."

After Kirabi stood still, he started singing as if no one else was watching.

"...The fish monster smashed my stage and couldn't extinguish the love in my heart. I am the king of rap and can speak out loud at any time..."

"Hey, hey, hey..." Kisame suddenly stood motionless among the ruins of the stage, "A Fei, I want to go back!"

"Stop joking."

A vortex in space emerged, and "Obito" appeared from mid-air and landed on the ground.

"You are Kisame."

"Yo! Yo!"

Kirabi gestured even more vigorously with his hands.

"The fish demon, the fish demon, and his accomplices, butt man, arrived, and Uncle Kirabi was shocked!"

"..."

Kisame silently glanced at the mask on "Obito"'s face.

"..."

"Obito" was silent for a few seconds and said coldly: "Don't listen to this guy's nonsense!"

"Tsk." Kisame waved his hand, "This is really the most difficult test I have ever encountered in my ninja career."

He leaned forward slightly, flexed his muscles and rushed forward again.

Kirabi let out a strange scream, threw several ninja swords carried on his back into the air with his backhand, stood up, spun around, and landed on one foot.

With his hands, elbows, knees, and mouth, he used various parts of his body to fix seven ninja swords. Like a hedgehog, his body rotated rapidly to meet Kisame.

"Hey Hey hey……"

Kisame easily waved his huge Samehada muscles, knocking back the meat grinder-like Kirabi again and again.

"Seven-sword style, you are as exaggerated as ever!"

Kirabi's mouth biting the handle of the knife split open, revealing his white teeth, and he spun forward again.

The clanking sound of collision kept sounding.

Although Kirabi has a strong body, his body is extremely flexible, and combined with the unprecedented seven-sword style swordsmanship, he is tightly entangled around Kisame's body.

Although the Samehada in Kisame's hand is powerful and heavy, the Samehada opens his mouth, and the sharp scales open and close between breaths, and can twist flexibly on their own, not only protecting Kisame tightly, but also from time to time. Threaten Kirabi who keeps getting closer.

Seeing that it was difficult for the two to tell the winner with their sword skills, Kirabi retreated after the two collided again. A red tailed beast coat appeared around him, and eight translucent octopus tails were twisting behind him.

"Are you serious?"

Seeing Kirabi rushing over again, Kisame smiled ferociously again, punched Samehada on the ground, made palms with his hands, and clapped them together.

His chest bulged high, and a seemingly endless stream of water suddenly spewed out of his mouth.

"Water escape, big burst of water!"

The water waves that covered the sky stopped the onrushing Kirabi. He suddenly jumped up and rolled around, throwing all the ninja swords on his body into the sky again. The eight tails behind him turned from empty to real, and the tail curled up all the ninja swords. Ninja sword.

The eight octopus tails continued to grow and turned into a giant in an instant. The raging waves could not shake his body, but they connected to the sea in the distance.

"Yo! Yo! Stupid bastard, you little fool, Uncle Kirabi is not afraid of water, what a bad idea you have!"

With only his upper body still humanoid, Kirabi started rapping again.

"That's right." Kisame, who had finished using his ninjutsu, stretched out his hand and grabbed the large sword Samehada, "I have never seen an octopus that is afraid of water."

He watched coldly as Kirabi transformed into a complete tailed beast.

The last knife on Kirabi's body fell, and the huge bull-headed octopus danced in the water waves with eight curly tails, each tail curled with a sharp ninja sword, and surrounded Kisame from all directions.

boom!

The tails collided with each other, the waves splashed high, and Kisame's body turned into water and merged into the water.

"Are you hydrated?"

The bull head looked around.

"Yo! Yo! Ass man over there, the fish demon is your little friend, the cunning fish demon, suddenly disappeared..."

"Water escape……"

Kisame suddenly emerged from the water in the distance and slapped his hand into the water.

"Thousand food shark!"

Huge waves surged into the sky, and countless sharks with sharp teeth emerged from the water waves, then swam quickly and besieged the eight-tailed real body.

Seeing countless sharks biting him, the eight long tails shrank into a ball and quickly sank to the bottom of the water, while thick ink sprayed out of his mouth.

The dark ink expanded rapidly, turning a large area of ​​water into pitch black.

Countless sharks with their sharp teeth suddenly lost their direction and began to run rampant in the dark water, attacking each other and turning into streaks of white smoke.

At this time, a huge bull head with missing horns floated from the sea in the distance, opening its huge mouth, and a ball of dark and violent energy continued to gather and tighten in his mouth.

boom!

The tailed beast jade spurted out from the eight-tailed mouth, exploded, a huge roar sounded, the water surged into the sky, and the sky and the earth suddenly turned white.

The dazzling light gradually dispersed, and the water waves that rose into the air fell towards the water.

"Yo! Yo! I'm Kirabi, where is the fish demon? Niu Gui is a good friend. After blowing up the fish demon, you will be next, orange ass man!"

The huge octopus rose into the sky and attacked "Obito" who had been standing on the rock in the distance at extremely fast speed.

It passed through like piercing through the air.

"Huh?" Kirabi asked in surprise, "Why don't you feel anything?"

"Be careful! Bi!" The voice of the eight-tailed cow ghost sounded in his heart, "That person, I feel very bad, that eye..."

"what?"

Kirabi looked intently, and his vision suddenly went dark. A huge scarlet eye with black patterns occupied his field of vision.

"This is... a kaleidoscope writing wheel!!!"

The cow ghost made a strange cry.