Devil Pokémon

Ding Cheng thinks this world is wonderful.

To put it simply, after meeting Aqua, my outlook on life was impacted every day.

Now Ding Cheng has become accustomed to many things. In terminology, his nerves are toughened. Ding Cheng's nerves have been sharpened by life. Ordinary and shocking things can no longer touch Ding Cheng's emotions at all.

But even so, Ding Cheng was still easily touched by something inadvertently.

For example, Sumoa fell in love with braised small intestine.

Ding Cheng was [-]% sure that Su Moya was not crazy, or that the mental illness that had been latent for many years suddenly broke out. She just fell in love with braised small intestines and the feeling of braised braised intestines.

This kind of thing is not uncommon for the authentic Baijing eldest brother, because braised pork is a famous Baijing food and has a good mass base in the Baijing area (including Daxing and Tongzhou).

In this day and age, only the out-and-out old Beijing people can understand the essence of braised cooking and feel the beauty of braised cooking.

But the key is, Su Moya is not from Baijing, right?

She is from Langfang.

Could it be said that Sumoa has spiritually joined Baijing and become a spiritual Baijing?

The people of Baijing, the soul of Baijing, the old soul that has been inherited for hundreds of years, slowly surges in Sumoa's body.

Ding Cheng believes that this possibility is very high.

So now, Ding Cheng only has one sentence in his mind: "F*ck".

Fuck, can this work?

Really, crushed and speechless.

I never expected that someone would fall in love with braised small intestine at this banquet.

This thing was originally brought up to deliberately disgust them.

As a result, there is now a person who, instead of being disgusted, actually falls in love with her.The magical Sumoa, the Sumoa with a strange brain circuit, from all aspects can only be evaluated as a 'magical' Sumoa.

Ding Cheng looked at Su Moya speechlessly, unable to say anything. Although Su Moya disrupted Ding Cheng's plan, Ding Cheng couldn't bear to scold her harshly.

After all, if a person can even eat braised small intestine.

What else can you say about her?

Ding Cheng shook his head and looked away from Sumoa, no longer looking at her perverted and obsessed face. Fortunately, others were not as crazy as her.

Ding Cheng sighed leisurely.

He sighed slightly, but attracted the attention of others.

The reason is very simple, Ding Cheng is a handsome guy, and Ding Cheng is the only handsome guy among the 99 women sitting in this scene.

So every move Ding Cheng makes will attract others' attention.

So Ding Cheng's sigh naturally attracted the attention of a certain goddess present.

This goddess is Sumaya.

Sumoa was tired from eating. The short-term, high-density surprise eating made Sumoa feel that the intensity was a bit strong, the impact of the stew was a bit strong, and the weight was unbearable for life.

To put it simply, Sumoa is salty.

It felt like his tongue had been completely covered in sesame paste. Su Moya felt that the coating on his tongue was no longer tongue coating, but a layer of sesame paste!

"Quick, give me some water!" Sumoa begged: "If you don't give me some fucking water, I'm going to die on the table."

"You want salt without money? You are risking your life!"

Su Moya slapped the table and said, unaware that subtle changes had taken place in her body, her momentum became stronger, and her Beijing films became more intense. In fact, these were all caused by eating Lao Bai Jing's delicacies.

After eating Lao Bai Jing’s delicacies, you will have the temperament of Lao Bai Jing.

Sumoa slapped the table and shouted. It was obvious that her request was immediately rejected by Aqua.

"Bitch, I advise you to hold back, don't be so proud." Aqua said, but soon, Aqua discovered that the wording of this document was not appropriate, and there were some things that were not thorough enough, and she might be criticized. So Aqua quickly modified her wording.

"I mean, my dear, I'm sorry that your request cannot be granted."

"Because according to regulations, no food other than the main meal will be provided at this banquet."

Aqua said to Sumoa with a smile, and then saw Sumoa's big innocent eyes flashing.

Sumoa: "So? What do you want to express? What I want is water! Give me water!"

Sumoa slapped the table and yelled anxiously, and was about to leave the table and stand up in the next second.

And Aqua's hand pressed down on Sumoa's shoulder just right. Before she got up, Sumoa was firmly pressed into her seat by Aqua.

Sumoa:? ? ?

"Akuya, you are sick!" Sumoya said directly. After eating braised pork, Sumoya's old Baijing soul exploded, so now she has become a Baijing girl, and she can no longer pretend to say anything.

Aqua, on the other hand, slapped Sumoya unhurriedly, then took out a menu and put it in front of Sumoya's eyes. She pointed at the line of small words at the bottom of the menu and said to Sumoya word by word: "I mean, strictly speaking, water is something other than dinner."

Sumoa:? ? ?

Sumoya wasn't that surprised at being slapped innocently, but Aqua's words really surprised Sumoya.

Sumoa sat on the stool and calmed down for a long time before finally realizing what Aqua meant.

So Sumoa asked in confusion: "If you don't give me water, what do you want me to drink?"

Aqua smiled calmly, pointed to the red bottom of the pot and said to Sumoa: "Drink this!"

"It still tastes like tomato."

Sumoa:? ? ?

Su Moya went crazy at that time. Maybe it was because of the stewed food. Su Moya felt that he was very angry and full of energy. His whole body was like a slowly burning diode.

So Sumoa slapped the table and shouted: "Aqua, you are such a fucking retard. How can anyone come up with such a retarded rule? You are the only one!"

……

The air was suddenly quiet.

Aqua was quiet for a while, then said to Sumoa with a mysterious smile: "I didn't design this recipe."

Sumoa: "Who else but you could come up with such a stupid thing?"

Aqua smiled slightly and pointed at Ding Cheng.

Sumoa:? ? ?

Sumoa was furious at that moment, feeling that Aqua was really a green tea girl. You were carrying your own responsibility, why were you pointing fingers at others?

"Why are you pointing at this handsome guy? Do you think he is as mentally retarded as you?"

……

The air was quiet again.

Aqua has won a great victory so far. She has successfully brought Sumoa into the ditch, and now she is holding her shoulders and looking at Sumoa without saying a word.

Ding Cheng said: "Actually, I designed this menu."

Sumoa:? ? ?

The expression on Sumoa's face at that moment was so wonderful that Ding Cheng felt that no language could describe this wonderfulness.

Finally, Sumoa said: "Since it was invented by Ding Cheng, then it's okay, haha."

Then Sumoa made an action that no one expected.

Sumoa raised the pot, put it to his mouth, and drank it!